ckeilah
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His should totally be Jack of All Trades!
Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
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FauxReal
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frank828 wrote:this should be available as an apron
I couldn't agree more. I just had a rather successful BBQ party yesterday. I would love to have one for next time.
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Assassin15
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I see that both charcoal and gas grills are represented here, thus catering to all grillers alike... very shrewd. There would have been a riot if only one type of grill showed up...
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goldenthorn
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gricomet wrote:If you throw in a steak and a turkey with the shirt I'm sold.
Is that a threat or a plea? In any case, you may want to do some research into your pricing strategy, what with long pork demand being in somewhat of a decline these days.
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goldenthorn
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Josephus wrote:I'm quite concerned now that woot staff is advocating cannibalism. Where do you get these people?
(seriously, my market sells pork, chicken, ostrich, buffalo, beef, beefalo, a wide variety of feesh, but I can never get the long pork to test on the grill. supposed to be quite sweet and yum.)
Harken! If a man wishes to sell himself for a shirt and a few choice grillbaits, who am I to proclaim "nay, commas are your first and greatest line of defense against cannibals and forum-ing miscreants; to ignore your commas is to be taken literally and grilled?" Indeed, I am naught and not that! I am but a lowly half-protectoress of wooters slow and stray, circumspect and small. My powers lie not in teachings or in leadershipping, but in tolerance and sly-directioned advices. You pierce my soul with your shots of impugn-ity, but the tears tracking down my pallid cheeks shine glyphs of forgiveness and love and I say unto ye, "aye! Buy these shirts--buy!!--and make your mocks and mockings, for I am but here to witness in all your endeavors and help... and help."
I rose in rainy autumn and walked abroad in a shower of all my days.