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King of the Grill

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
lordstimpy
Last Wooter to Woot:
mllewi1
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 37% of Shirt Woots
Top 42% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1715

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



pharmacide


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide

I love Burger King!

frank828


quality posts: 3 Private Messages frank828

this should be available as an apron

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I imagine this would be an even bigger hit at apron.woot.com . Or, order a size or two larger and make one yourself!

ckeilah


quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah

His should totally be Jack of All Trades!

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chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I love the dueling gas-charcoal motif. The flames on the crown are also a great touch.

wootvan


quality posts: 59 Private Messages wootvan

Would that be Old King Coal?

chazde3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages chazde3

I do like this but would be more intrigued if it didn't advocate propane as true grilling. Propane grills are just outdoor ovens.

quality357


quality posts: 0 Private Messages quality357

I like it but the charcoal looks too much like a clam and too little like charcoal...

bittermang


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bittermang
quality357 wrote:I like it but the charcoal looks too much like a clam and too little like charcoal...



And we can't go around supporting clams. You know what happened the last time.

quality357


quality posts: 0 Private Messages quality357

However on a apron this would be a no brainer buy for me... :-(

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba

DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW A COMPANY IS AT STEAK?

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 319 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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chazde3 wrote:I do like this but would be more intrigued if it didn't advocate propane as true grilling. Propane grills are just outdoor ovens.

Actually, both grills are represented.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

A white shirt ... which means it's going to last about all of 3 minutes standing in front of a grill before it becomes not-so-white anymore.

HarryBeanbag


quality posts: 35 Private Messages HarryBeanbag

As a tailgater this is a must have. In for two just because I know one will get grill grease on it at some point...

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Waiting for the queen version of this shirt...

grahamcrackercoyote


quality posts: 25 Private Messages grahamcrackercoyote

[said in my best Harrison Ford/Indiana Jones voice] WHITE T-Shirts! Why'd it have to be white t-shirts! I hate white t-shirts!

skou


quality posts: 20 Private Messages skou
chazde3 wrote:I do like this but would be more intrigued if it didn't advocate propane as true grilling. Propane grills are just outdoor ovens.



Yeah, but charcoal rules. (Sorry Hank Hill!)

Now, if they had real, lump charcoal, instead of the processed stuff...

(This was meant to follow TT's post.)

steve

lalaclassic


quality posts: 50 Private Messages lalaclassic

I have a HUGE problem with this shirt.

I would think that this shirt is geared toward men who like to grill. Which is great... except it is on a WHITE shirt... yes... WHITE...

So the first time it is worn it will get ketchup on it, the second time, mustard and by the time it is worn the third time BBQ sauce and then any time that guy wears it after that... the multi colored stains will make every girl in his life cringe... Why OH WHY couldn't it have been put on a black shirt, or a red shirt for that matter??

Ladies get out the bleach, we're going to need it.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Aww now I see how the King can be everywhere, he's two evil twins watching your every step.

MarkDaSpark


quality posts: 144 Private Messages MarkDaSpark
Narfcake wrote:A white shirt ... which means it's going to last about all of 3 minutes standing in front of a grill before it becomes not-so-white anymore.



Exactly ... nor a White apron.


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bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

This king is 100% less spooky than the Burger King guy,

See?

SabinLeto


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SabinLeto
WootBot wrote:Lucky1988 ruled the kingdom of Grill from 1100-1153 B.C.


Does that mean that Lucky, like Merlin, lives backwards through time?

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Such a happy fellow, ready to flip ; )

FauxReal


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FauxReal
frank828 wrote:this should be available as an apron



I couldn't agree more. I just had a rather successful BBQ party yesterday. I would love to have one for next time.

Coming on strong with some hardcore power...

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I see that both charcoal and gas grills are represented here, thus catering to all grillers alike... very shrewd. There would have been a riot if only one type of grill showed up...

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blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
lalaclassic wrote:I have a HUGE problem with this shirt.

I would think that this shirt is geared toward men who like to grill. Which is great... except it is on a WHITE shirt... yes... WHITE...

So the first time it is worn it will get ketchup on it, the second time, mustard and by the time it is worn the third time BBQ sauce and then any time that guy wears it after that... the multi colored stains will make every girl in his life cringe... Why OH WHY couldn't it have been put on a black shirt, or a red shirt for that matter??

Ladies get out the bleach, we're going to need it.



I'd think that the first time you would get splatters from the grill on it. Grease is harder to get out than any of the things you listed.

drawgood


quality posts: 2 Private Messages drawgood

Hi, I need to ask a question. I've bought 3 or 4 woot shirts so far, and they're cool but their art is kind of like iron-on or glue-on. I dont mean to say its bad quality, but what is this application normally called.

And most importantly what is it called when a shirt has a design applied on it either through threads or from inside? I mean the kind of artwork that often can appear anywhere on the shirt and it is clearly not like "glued" on or "iron on"
Please respond, I really need to know. Thanks

ajoohoo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ajoohoo

I too lurv this shirt. I too think it's fail on white if you are into that whole spotless garb thing. Lucky for me I'm a geek artist who thinks wear and tear is part of the lifestyle. I never use aprons but I immediately felt empathy for the besmocked crowd, as in, "Were this an apron I would consider buying one for the first time in my life." If I bought one [like the 6$ linky, or go alla way to 20$ insanity]I would simply cut away the image square and sew it on a freaking black/brown/ochre/etc apron. DIY cred and OOAK look. Done.

ajoohoo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ajoohoo
drawgood wrote:Hi, I need to ask a question. I've bought 3 or 4 woot shirts so far, and they're cool but their art is kind of like iron-on or glue-on. I dont mean to say its bad quality, but what is this application normally called.

And most importantly what is it called when a shirt has a design applied on it either through threads or from inside? I mean the kind of artwork that often can appear anywhere on the shirt and it is clearly not like "glued" on or "iron on"
Please respond, I really need to know. Thanks



wootshirts are silkscreened afa I can tell. When you have pattern bleed through it is a total dye process. Shirt patterns tat are thinner are usually laser printed and will fade faster. Screening is ideal if the paint is mixed properly, but I got one from Cafe Press that totally lost it's image after a month of wear. I am uberPO at that as it was my beloved Warren Ellis TSOTW one. ;{

gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

If you throw in a steak and a turkey with the shirt I'm sold.

goldenthorn


quality posts: 34 Private Messages goldenthorn

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gricomet wrote:If you throw in a steak and a turkey with the shirt I'm sold.



Is that a threat or a plea? In any case, you may want to do some research into your pricing strategy, what with long pork demand being in somewhat of a decline these days.

I rose in rainy autumn and walked abroad in a shower of all my days.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

It's rare to find a t that fires up a group and stands up to the grilling. Some may rib the design, others mince words but all tender steak their position. This is a prime candidate and baste on the stats it seemed to snag some interest. Roast assured, it is charred to please every one, but this is well done

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Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
goldenthorn wrote:Is that a threat or a plea? In any case, you may want to do some research into your pricing strategy, what with long pork demand being in somewhat of a decline these days.



I'm quite concerned now that woot staff is advocating cannibalism. Where do you get these people?

(seriously, my market sells pork, chicken, ostrich, buffalo, beef, beefalo, a wide variety of feesh, but I can never get the long pork to test on the grill. supposed to be quite sweet and yum.)

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
shirt.woot write-up person wrote: We call this color: As clear and clean a hue as your divinely chosen soul.



I find this disappointing. With only a few exceptions, the actual name of the shirt color has been somewhere in the color description of every shirt since the dawn of shirt.woot. Why was it not done here? I understand the struggles with finding ways to use "asphalt", but there are so many options with "white".

goldenthorn


quality posts: 34 Private Messages goldenthorn

Volunteer Moderator

Josephus wrote:I'm quite concerned now that woot staff is advocating cannibalism. Where do you get these people?

(seriously, my market sells pork, chicken, ostrich, buffalo, beef, beefalo, a wide variety of feesh, but I can never get the long pork to test on the grill. supposed to be quite sweet and yum.)



Harken! If a man wishes to sell himself for a shirt and a few choice grillbaits, who am I to proclaim "nay, commas are your first and greatest line of defense against cannibals and forum-ing miscreants; to ignore your commas is to be taken literally and grilled?" Indeed, I am naught and not that! I am but a lowly half-protectoress of wooters slow and stray, circumspect and small. My powers lie not in teachings or in leadershipping, but in tolerance and sly-directioned advices. You pierce my soul with your shots of impugn-ity, but the tears tracking down my pallid cheeks shine glyphs of forgiveness and love and I say unto ye, "aye! Buy these shirts--buy!!--and make your mocks and mockings, for I am but here to witness in all your endeavors and help... and help."

I rose in rainy autumn and walked abroad in a shower of all my days.

specsmachine


quality posts: 31 Private Messages specsmachine

Are those barbecued ribs draped across his chest? AWESOME!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Awesome design! Give a man a barbecue and he's the king of his backyard.

Love all the details. This is one prime T. :^)

homerjay747


quality posts: 2 Private Messages homerjay747

I see where food goes in... but where does it come out!?!?

justagigilo85


quality posts: 8 Private Messages justagigilo85

I see the king's face and can't help but think of this:



RIP Paul Prudhomme