God damn it this is pretty much the most awesome thing I have ever seen and I completely missed out on it. Does anyone know if there is any possible way I could get one of these in a guys large from like a bin of leftovers or something in the shirt.woot! basement or is this just one going to be the first event I can knowingly add to the list of opportunities I missed out on in life that will pretty much guarantee my life can never be complete and then 10 years down the road my regret will begin to show itself when I cannot hold a job because I'm afraid I might miss out on something else that my be amazing and when I decide to settle down after years of fearing that commitment might prevent me from meeting that single, solitary perfect t-sh--err--person my misery and fears of missing out on the unknown will manifest itself as poor parenting and when I end up in family therapy and when we look back on when everything went wrong I will have a breakthrough where I realize that the only thing I am or was ever missing in life was this, one, single, mens large Donutello t-shirt?
Right now, in these last 5 minutes when I randomly found this on a Google image search by embarrassingly misspelling Donatello, I've come to realize that this is it, this is the beginning of the rest of my life. It began with total sincere joy and excitement and in the span of 3 seconds became complete and utter disappointment and defeat I felt when I realized I was not going to ever be able to wear the only t-shirt I think I've ever seen that has ever actually made me laugh out loud in real life. I think I'm having an anxiety attack.
I totally have to have this shirt. I need this shirt and I would pretty much do anything to get it. My entire future is at steak here.
Please, if there's anyone left in this thread whether it be now or in 6 months, please, someone at shirt.woot!, please use your Godly powers and spare my soul from a future without Mr. Donutello and if you won't do it for me, please, PLEASE, think of the children...