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quality posts: 9 Private Messages unpcnook

Pay no attention to what's beneath the blanket...



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quality posts: 27 Private Messages mayh658

Considering the line-of-sight from the suns to the characters in the foreground, their shadows make no sense.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages weitzwb24

what happened to no Star Wars?


quality posts: 205 Private Messages zekecatz

The tail looks like a glove.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages 3xp

Looks a lot like Alot.


quality posts: 126 Private Messages bsmith1


quality posts: 313 Private Messages Narfcake

... and yet again, the obligatory link to the current shirt is NOT in the artist's bio.

Questionable Table of Elements


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

This reminds me of a joke:

Who's there?
Bantha who?
Bantha no Banth, I'm going swimming.

Hmmm, it works a lot better with the original panther.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages clrobertson

Tatooine's a big planet, long trip. Hope he didn't forget to pachyderm.


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Is it safe for an elephant to be under that costume with dual suns raining down heat?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.


quality posts: 567 Private Messages lonelypond

ha! cute, as the apelads always are. Also sneakily funny.

Catch up on Robot and Turtle


quality posts: 588 Private Messages bluejester

I have no American money, but to woot I'm sure my Republic credits will be fine...

gestures across the air with his hand


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Ok, this made me laugh more than I have at any shirt in a long time! Nice touch with the two suns as well. Apelad, you've definitely made my top five woot artists list after this one. IMO, no one can consistently pull off a joke shirt so well.

WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dawnmt

The force is strong with this shirt.

I'm sure this joke has never been used. No. Really.


quality posts: 2 Private Messages canard

I remember being a kid and going to Marine World (when it was still in the San Francisco bay area) and being amazed at the Bantha costume they had on display... it was worn by one of their elephants in Star Wars.


quality posts: 588 Private Messages bluejester

I want to mention what an excellent choice it was to put this design on a creme t-shirt. It really makes the whole image work better and, in essence, Apelad has turned the entire shirt into the Tatooine desert.


quality posts: 172 Private Messages DianaSprinkle
weitzwb24 wrote:what happened to no Star Wars?

This is a daily shirt picked by the staff it doesn't have to follow the derby rules. =D


quality posts: 172 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

They've put a funny shaped blanket over the elephant in the room. Quick, ignore it and maybe it'll go away!


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hamfistoffury

Costumes and make-up > CGI.


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Great, now PETA is going to start protesting Star Wars Movies.


quality posts: 53 Private Messages ApeLad

Thanks everyone! You all are too kind, I don't care what they say about you in Tosche Station.

As for the lighting question, I have several perfectly good excuses (pick your favorite):
There's a third sun, always off screen.
The suns you see here are merely painted on a backdrop (an additional low-fi special effect for the eagle eyed).
The true light source is the wearer's head (because that person is so bright).


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

So is the akin to a car cover for someone's elephant? Keeps it cool for future riding.


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ravicai

Yo uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids can I go to Tosche Station.
I got a layaway on a power converter,
but now you're treatin me like a scruffy nerf herder.


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide
Narfcake wrote:... and yet again, the obligatory link to the current shirt is NOT in the artist's bio.

Questionable Table of Elements

Thanks for always listing them Narfcake.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages weedleplop

Fantastic work sir. Well done, my first ever Woot Tee purchase.


quality posts: 7 Private Messages yankeebird
3xp wrote:Looks a lot like Alot.

I like you for posting that. Alot.

I love the Alot a lot.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thegambler311

Wow, so two of the weekend's derby winners got dailies this week. And the third had a daily the week before.


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Heathen! This is a lie, Koford!

According to the Star Wars wiki it wasn't a trunk you could see in those shots, no, it was the bantha's long prehensile tongue. Yeah I bet you feel pretty silly now, huh.

::pushes glasses onto bridge of nose::


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

OK Mr. Apelad, now you're just showing off.

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!


quality posts: 70 Private Messages walmazan

hahahahaha! Really love it! congrats!


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

That elephant will fit in well with the Tuskens!



quality posts: 24 Private Messages Mavyn

I first read the title as Bantha-plant, and wondered if that meant the elephant is a spy.



My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kopola8

Originally played by real elephants in ANH the workforce was shut out and the union was in uproar over being replaced by CGI in TPM. So sad.
Elephants need work too. This will go great with my @@ walker shirt.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tinabina316

This was not shirt I was looking for.

Yet ... I am still in for one.



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quality posts: 0 Private Messages ashleystew

My day is made with this shirt, however, now I have to sit down and watch all (as in original 3) of the the Star Wars movies.


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

Great timing with the Star Wars Blu-rays coming out in a month. Now I can wear this shirt when I go to buy them. Unless of course I order online which won't be as cool.


quality posts: 15 Private Messages shlamele24

This shirt will look great on me when I go into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.