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Morning Powerup

Speed to First Woot:
1m 8.000s
First Sucker:
cchauvet
Last Wooter to Woot:
sunstar007
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
8220

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

My morning 1-up is a Bloody Mary.

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake

Gave up coffee on the most part, but I'm absolutely rolling over the bio ...

You did forget the part where they were playing Mario Bros., though.

lochnessa


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lochnessa

Are you kidding me?? For reals, woot voters?

bluetuba


quality posts: 57 Private Messages bluetuba

lol is all I have to say

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

So that's why Starbucks is always so crowded-- those people are buying extra lives!

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake
lochnessa wrote:Are you kidding me?? For reals, woot voters?



Apparently, yeah. But hey, last week I was three for three ... so NOT wanting to buy one tonight definitely helps my wallet.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

This is so busy. I prefer more generic designs.

jcflman


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

I don't drink coffee but I'd take some hot chocolate! :D

BlindingMask


quality posts: 6 Private Messages BlindingMask

My life: hot coffee mod.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This writeup has everything-- cynicism towards modern video games, weird emo near-poetry, obscure geography... I hope you Woot writers are well-paid for your efforts.

L3g3ndQ


quality posts: 2 Private Messages L3g3ndQ

what?!?! really?!?! if cake or death don't make 3rd tomorrow im gunna be really upset! how is this second?? this is just depressing B^(

blueraccoon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages blueraccoon

What about us tea drinkers? Don't we get any love?

fiestea


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fiestea

But, I'm so happy that my favorite won. When does that ever happen. Yipee, I'll even get it in the brown. Don't have a brown woot shirt yet. Now looking for black and blue.

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Yaaaaawwwwn.

Oh, the irony! A shirt meant to represent a power-up boost is so inane and charmless it threatens to bore me to sleep. -_-

LowestCommonDenominator.woot is due to roll out any day now ...

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Wow I wasn't expecting this one all. But I know that people love coffee shirts so I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I was sort of expecting the book... Hmm man I wonder what will place tomorrow?

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
blueraccoon wrote:What about us tea drinkers? Don't we get any love?



No, it got reckoned

sacjeanie


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sacjeanie

I'd love this design on a coffee cup.

jcflman


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

"The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!"

tomochi


quality posts: 4 Private Messages tomochi
lochnessa wrote:Are you kidding me?? For reals, woot voters?



That is exactly how I feel. If I don't get a Bacon Cat shirt because another ramyb shirt won (which won't even sell out, yet again), I'm going to have a conniption fit.

courtneywoah


quality posts: 0 Private Messages courtneywoah

I for one lol'd at this shirt, and then bought it immediately.

torgospizza


quality posts: 20 Private Messages torgospizza

I like my women like I like my coffee: pixelated!

sykotek


quality posts: 12 Private Messages sykotek

Seems like this shirt is missing something...

Maybe if you can add in two girls?

thegeneticist


quality posts: 2 Private Messages thegeneticist

Judging by the size of that mug handle, I'd say that's at least half-a-gallon more of how much coffee I need to start my day.

visualfeast


quality posts: 0 Private Messages visualfeast
courtneywoah wrote:I for one lol'd at this shirt, and then bought it immediately.



Ditto! Hilarious! Ordered 2!

+ sent from my Nexus S 4G +

schmitty6633


quality posts: 0 Private Messages schmitty6633

Hahahha! A mario reference! This is like so original. I'm in for 3. Ramy foreva LOL

logicalcupcake


quality posts: 5 Private Messages logicalcupcake
blanked wrote:No, it got reckoned



DAMN IT. I love tea.
Coffee is just gross and it makes my head hurt. I really wanted to like it but ew, couldn't the world's drug of choice taste better?

aldarisrain


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aldarisrain

clearly the orientation of the coffee cup is made for right-handed viewers

..or left-handed wearers

kophia


quality posts: 10 Private Messages kophia

*yawn*
Already have a shirt design that looks like this, only better.
Next.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
schmitty6633 wrote:Hahahha! A mario reference! This is like so original. I'm in for 3. Ramy foreva LOL


iswydt

move along

jessierahl


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jessierahl

This shirt makes me wish I drank coffee. Alas, I drink tea. Maybe if it had a tea bag hanging off one side!

Be justified in your convictions. Be completely committed. Earn what you want and need rather than waiting for others to give you what you desire. Deserve victory. Tagla vassternich.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

I dont get it. where is the rabbit?

soundexcess


quality posts: 0 Private Messages soundexcess

Must have my morning one-up
6 shots plus 8 oz of french roast,
taken like my women
dark, sweet, and a little on the thick side.

jakjak08v2


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jakjak08v2

I refuse to ingest any "1-Up" products unless they have a psychedelic or drug related reference.

dreamyvelvet


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dreamyvelvet
DianaSprinkle wrote:Wow I wasn't expecting this one all. But I know that people love coffee shirts so I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I was sort of expecting the book... Hmm man I wonder what will place tomorrow?



I was hoping to buy your "Kitty Uses Annoy" shirt. At any rate, makes a great IM avatar!

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

"Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re already rocking a Fire Flower. That 1UP could go to somebody who needs it."


I agree, enough is enough.

that was fun while it lasted!

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

I see fifteen bunnies hidden in the ceramic of the coffee cup, a grim reaper lurking out of view behind the cup, and obviously those wavy lines above the coffee cup are metaphors for squirrel tails.

Sneaky Ramyb, very sneaky....

jnelson62


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jnelson62

Sweet..now I can walk into my favorite coffee shop when I'm bleary eyed and not say a word!

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj

Gah. If Bacon Cat doesn't make it tomorrow because of this I'll be so sad :'(

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Isn't this the extra player pick-up for the game "Corporate Cubicle Chaos: Rise of the Renegade Fax Machines"?

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