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Yay! Finally a shirt for the executive transvestite in your life that has everything!

Now if you'll excuse me, my grandmother is on fire, I'm late for coffee with the President of Birundi, and I have to go deal with a cheeky monkey. Ciao!

Ive never bought a shirt from here but definitely want this one. Are the womens shirts really womens shirts, like form fitting and smaller sleeves, or are they just a smaller version of the guys?

thanks!

Also there was no link to A Big Idea.

"I don't want me no cake, boy... I want me some PIE." -Boxy Brown

+1 for throwing in a flag joke in the description

i'd chose a companion cube

Props for consistent pixel sizes!

bassanimation wrote:Why are the choices always cake or death? Why not a bear claw or scrumpet? Wait, isn't that a term for hussy? Hmmm, in that case death might be preferable.

Congrats, nblottie!

I think that's strumpet.
Tart works too.
I had to look up scrumpet...but not at UD.

I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD....in case anyone was wondering. ;-)

Three prints since last Sunday for nblottie. I don't think you can feasibly do too much better than that.

Well we're all out of cake... We didn't expect there to be such a rush...

So my choice is Or Death? Then I'll have the chicken!

Very good, tastes of human sir!

In for 1!

TraciaWindsor wrote:Ive never bought a shirt from here but definitely want this one. Are the womens shirts really womens shirts, like form fitting and smaller sleeves, or are they just a smaller version of the guys?

thanks!

They're a womens cut. American Apparel 2102 to be exact, so if you're familiar with them, then go by whatever size suits you. If not, then look at the sizing chart.

Assassin15 wrote:Three prints since last Sunday for nblottie. I don't think you can feasibly do too much better than that.

It's making up for the 5 "near misses" that he's gone through in various derbies.

Narfcake wrote:It's making up for the 5 "near misses" that he's gone through in various derbies.

I'll admit... It has been super awesome!

rkenimer wrote:Props for consistent pixel sizes!

When I heard the derby rules I grabbed an app that does sprite sheets so I could just build all my pixel art that way. It made it a lot easier to quickly try different things and see how they would work.

Funny thing, every time I've printed I immediately order one for me, my wife, and my little girl (she's almost three). So when this won I did the same thing out of habit almost and realized I just ordered a three year old girl a CAKE OR DEATH shirt. Hmmm...

Love this shirt! It was the only one I voted for in the derby and I'm so glad it placed. :D I just put in my order and might have to watch "Dressed to Kill" now.

No legend of pancakes... nuts

TraciaWindsor wrote:Ive never bought a shirt from here but definitely want this one. Are the womens shirts really womens shirts, like form fitting and smaller sleeves, or are they just a smaller version of the guys?

thanks!

They are really womens shirts but run a little small. My daughter orders the WXL and she would wear "normal" L due to bust size. Order up!!

OddFacade wrote:The reason I buy some of the woot shirts I buy is because they place the idea well enough for people to generate it themselves.

This shirt is indeed epic, but the reason I'm not buying it is because it has the text choices of "cake" or "death." It's perfectly fine with just the images, which would suggest that it's asking the reader, "Cake or death!?" But having a selection around the word "Cake" just kinda brings it back to the person who's wearing the shirt. :/

Precisely, because the joke continues AFTER the choice is given. Listen to the whole routine. Everyone chooses "cake" until they run out of cake.

Your criticism only looked at half the design (and therefore, half the routine).

Tea and cake or death!
Tea and cake or death!

Little red cookbook!
Little red cookbook!

YES! LOVE Izzard - in for 3!

nblottie wrote:Funny thing, every time I've printed I immediately order one for me, my wife, and my little girl (she's almost three). So when this won I did the same thing out of habit almost and realized I just ordered a three year old girl a CAKE OR DEATH shirt. Hmmm...

PM Amreli - she has 'Censor This' up for trade/sale. And you might see where you can pick up 'Special Delivery' too, as to complete a trio of "maybe I shouldn't let my kid wear this" woot shirts.

Dear woot: when you have shirts with food on them you need to make them in pregnancy sizes. I am 5 1/2 mos pregnant and all I ever want every day is cake. And now I want this shirt. I guess a men's 1x would suffice for a couple more months, but I just want you to know that this is pregnancy discrimination. Pregnant women love cake more than death, too.

We didn't expect such a rush!

Congrats nblottie! I'm having a piece of chocolate cake right now in celebration.

JadenKale wrote:This is one of my favorite Eddie Izzard bits.

In honor of an 8-bit tee, you may as well show the lego version Cake or Death.

Genius!!

YAY! Now this, was one I thought would print for sure. =D Good job!

vintagecynic wrote:I'll have the chicken.

Tastes of human, sir.

Everybody knows this is from Cake Mania!

Littlefish wrote:Precisely, because the joke continues AFTER the choice is given. Listen to the whole routine. Everyone chooses "cake" until they run out of cake.

Your criticism only looked at half the design (and therefore, half the routine).

Also; the derby was 8-bit games. Without the choice, it may have been rejected as off theme.

Aren't they afraid of getting sued? Isn't that intellectual property?

Finally...an Eddie Izzard reference, plus an awesome design! I HAD to have this t-shirt!

gpodolsky wrote:The cake is a lie.

Yay! I'm not the only one that thought of Portal when I saw this.

"Well, we're outa cake!"
"So it's just Death then?"

But what if Cake EQUALS Death? I'm diabetic!

So unless there's a +10 to insulin set bonus on my armor or something, I'd be SCREWED with those options! =P haha

got my shirt today!

jonasfiel wrote:

got my shirt today!

Sweeeeeeeeeeet! Great pic!

I don't get this shirt at all. Can somebody enlighten me?

zekecatz wrote:Cats judge everyone. (Fortunately, they are very good at keeping secrets.)

AND at drilling..behind the couch, with goggles on.

hahaha yeah second that portal comment - thought that was what this was talking about as well!