Shirt.Woot

Tylenol is like caffeine for my not quite 2 year old.

A new Woot. I see me spending a lot more money here.

There really is no clever way to scratch a nipple itch in public.

Tess is really losing weight.

Either that, or her hair's getting bigger.

dontwantaname wrote:The puppeteer for Elmo is a large black man.

I never would have guessed that.

and a very happy one at that.

TT deleted a perfectly innocuous comment of mine.

j5 wrote:TT deleted a perfectly innocuous comment of mine.

What was it and how do you know it was her?

pooflady wrote:What was it and how do you know it was her?

I said "bazinga"

she later posted "play nice" in a few threads.

People comment on and complain about the weather, but there's really not a whole lot one can do to change it.

kenney9226 wrote:People comment on and complain about the weather, but there's really not a whole lot one can do to change it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

"In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions; where a small change at one place in a nonlinear system can result in large differences to a later state. The effect derives its name from the theoretical example of a hurricane's formation being contingent on whether or not a distant butterfly had flapped its wings several weeks before."

no1 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

"In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions; where a small change at one place in a nonlinear system can result in large differences to a later state. The effect derives its name from the theoretical example of a hurricane's formation being contingent on whether or not a distant butterfly had flapped its wings several weeks before."

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

kenney9226 wrote:In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

if you practise enough you can do it!

no1 wrote:if you practise enough,

Sometimes I buy fast food on my way home from work, eat it, and then have a full dinner when I get home. And my family never knows.

kenney9226 wrote:Sometimes I buy fast food on my way home from work, eat it, and then have a full dinner when I get home. And my family never knows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter-Eater_Lad

"Matter-Eater Lad (real name [kenney9226]) is a superhero in the DC Universe. He is a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes and possesses the power to eat matter in all forms, as do all natives of his home planet, Bismoll. "

Today is Thursday, and I'm leaving work early today with an excuse to thin I'm surprised my boss believed it.

My coworkers don't let me eat their lunchtime leftovers. They will, however, give me expired canned goods to heat and eat.

kenney9226 wrote:My coworkers don't let me eat their lunchtime leftovers. They will, however, give me expired canned goods to heat and eat.

last nite i ate a yogurt with a "sell-by" date of 20 oct. to my surprise, my wife wanted a couple spoonfuls too.

dontwantaname wrote:Doggie lost his ability to tell time. He has been doing the food pacing since 3. For his 5pm feeding.

... flash?

This morning a motorcycle passed me on my way to work, and it had 15 taillights on it.

It kind of looked like the outline of a cylon.

I swear the mods in RamyB shirt.woot threads are hypersensitive.

j5 wrote:I swear the mods in RamyB shirt.woot threads are hypersensitive.

I can't speak for the other mods, but I can assure you I'm hypersensitive regardless of threads.

BRB off to cry now.

(Totally kidding.)

Cat has made a new friend. There is a black floofy cat directly across the alley from us. They sit in the windows and stare at each other.

inkycatz wrote:Cat has made a new friend. There is a black floofy cat directly across the alley from us. They sit in the windows and stare at each other.

Probably telepathy sex.

j5 wrote:I swear the mods in RamyB shirt.woot threads are hypersensitive.

So are most of the people who post in there.

I'm really impatient when I know there's a package arriving in the mail and it says "out for delivery".

Josephus wrote:So are most of the people who post in there.

um
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*cough*

9/80 days may be going away at my company.

morale is down, but they decide to take away one of the most popular, morale increasing benefits.

yep, they haz smartz

I had a dream that I could type without looking at the keyboard. In fact, the keyboard was just keys without labels and I was looking to my side and chatting with a friend as I typed some letter or correspondence on the computer. Even my dreams are mundane.

kenney9226 wrote:I had a dream that I could type without looking at the keyboard. In fact, the keyboard was just keys without labels and I was looking to my side and chatting with a friend as I typed some letter or correspondence on the computer. Even my dreams are mundane.

exciting if you were asleep whilst biking.

"Levi Strauss suggests washing jeans rarely, if at all — the theory being that putting them in the freezer will kill germs that cause them to smell. "

j5 wrote:um
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*cough*

no offense. :^)

kenney9226 wrote:I had a dream that I could type without looking at the keyboard. In fact, the keyboard was just keys without labels and I was looking to my side and chatting with a friend as I typed some letter or correspondence on the computer. Even my dreams are mundane.

I have a friend who uses a blank keyboard.
He can use it effectively with multiple languages.
He's still a dork.