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I think the delay in my fridge door opening and the light coming on is too long.

AZGman


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Just having my first Sam Adams seasonal "Octoberfest" bier.


Yummy!!!!






Oh wait . . . that's not mundane.



Sorry.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

KtCallista


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Taking 2000 iu of Vitamin D3 at 8pm doesn't not aid in falling asleep before 2am.

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Thanks so much Secret Santa!!

AZGman


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KtCallista wrote:Taking 2000 iu of Vitamin D3 at 8pm doesn't not aid in falling asleep before 2am.



So, you're saying it does????

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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There were two garage sales in my neighborhood this morning.

dontwantaname


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Dogs fart and act like it wasn't them.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Dogs fart and act like it wasn't them.



So do I

AZGman


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Somebody's playing the synonym boat game.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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It didn't rain today.

dontwantaname


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Fart dog is back. He is still playing dumb.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

pooflady


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There's a charge on my credit card that I can't figure out what it's for.

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

motospyder


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I got new tires on my motorcycle yesterday. It rides better. Smoother.

kenney9226


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I wonder if that woman who played the three-breasted prostitute in "Total Recall" mentions that to people when she introduces herself.

pooflady


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I wish I had a penny for every bullet the Libyan rebels have shot straight up into the air.

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

Iceback


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kenney9226 wrote:One time, I ate alligator balls.


I assume it wasn't consenual

In the end only kindness matters

AZGman


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Iceback wrote:I assume it wasn't consenual



//chortle!!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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This guy in a huge pickup truck sped by me on my way to work. As I am walking into the building, I see him diagonally backing up into two far away parking spots so his truck doesn't get dinged. I got to work first, even though he drove faster.

I think I'll go move my car and park it right next to his pickup truck.

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Our CEO, who is being replaced by the end of October, still gets to work earlier than almost everyone.

Mavyn


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inkycatz wrote:I should draw something on one of them on my way out today. Any ideas?



Too late for that day, but I draw a dinosaur saying RAWR! on every white board I encounter.

My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

chennai8


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Looking at broken web-sites all over internet, Must be HP's fault!

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

pooflady


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Kids across the street playing hide and seek. One's hiding on the roof.

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

AZGman


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pooflady wrote:Kids across the street playing hide and seek. One's hiding on the roof.



How'd it get up there?

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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The sun is setting a little bit earlier each day, this time of year.

KtCallista


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I killed PWA, again.

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Thanks so much Secret Santa!!

dontwantaname


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Dogs do quite a bit of running in their sleep.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

klozitshoper


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Wonder if hurricane is coming my way. Keep forgetting to check.

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:Wonder if hurricane is coming my way. Keep forgetting to check.



Where are you? I'll go look.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Dogs do quite a bit of running in their sleep.



I know it - and growling - breathing hard! Why should my spoiled rotten dog have nightmares?

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Where are you? I'll go look.



SW FL

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:SW FL



Just misses you. Unless someone sneezes and makes it go further west.


http://www.weather.com/weather/hurricanecentral/article/tropical-depression-nine-storm-hurricane-irene_2011-08-20

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Just misses you. Unless someone sneezes and makes it go further west.


http://www.weather.com/weather/hurricanecentral/article/tropical-depression-nine-storm-hurricane-irene_2011-08-20



Thanks. Will suggest all people over East cover their mouths when sneezing, coughing and no loud laughter, yelling, etc. I actually posted on the flash post thread that I am on the west coast of the east coast. That confuses some for about 2 seconds.

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klozitshoper wrote:Thanks. Will suggest all people over East cover their mouths when sneezing, coughing and no loud laughter, yelling, etc. I actually posted on the flash post thread that I am on the west coast of the east coast. That confuses some for about 2 seconds.



But it might hit me next week?????

hubby is on vacation. Bad enough we aren't going anywhere, now there will be a hurricane too????

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:But it might hit me next week?????

hubby is on vacation. Bad enough we aren't going anywhere, now there will be a hurricane too????



Been through so many hurricanes and warnings in my 20 years here. About 10 years ago there was a "100% certainty we were going to be hit directly" - Evacuation routes are useless unless you get a couple of days' start which people normally don't do because the track is so variable. Anyhow, so many folks went to Orlando - and the storm missed the coast and went inland and Orlando took a direct hit. So I stay right where I am.

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:Been through so many hurricanes and warnings in my 20 years here. About 10 years ago there was a "100% certainty we were going to be hit directly" - Evacuation routes are useless unless you get a couple of days' start which people normally don't do because the track is so variable. Anyhow, so many folks went to Orlando - and the storm missed the coast and went inland and Orlando took a direct hit. So I stay right where I am.


Our New Orleans relatives leave as soon as the warnings come out.
Been doing that since a big storm in the 60's.


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

pooflady


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The katydids are loud tonight. (this is mundane.)

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

kenney9226


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sOMETIMES WHEN i FORGET AND LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON, i DON'T GO BACK TO FIX IT.

Mavyn


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Running up hills is a lot harder than running down them.

My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

crowsnest


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Once we finally start driving electric cars the government will start using GPS to charge us by the mile to make up for lost revenue.

@crowsnest531

kenney9226


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Yesterday I bought one headlight bulb and one replacement windshield wiper. Each was installed on the driver's side of the car.

j5


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I almost left a woot shirt in a hotel in DC, but spotted it on my last minute room sweep before leaving.

move along