dontwantaname


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While waiting for my car repair a family come in.
Boy around 12. Girl about 10 and mom.
Worst behaved kids I ever saw! Loudest mom too.
Bad part....sort of trapped in the car repair room with them.
Good part....made me feel like such a great parent!!!

So if you had a bad day with the kids, remember this....
That mom and kids were way worse!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Lynnzoi


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people on noisy quads and motorbikes are illegally driving in the cornfield. they are revving their noisy engines. they stop at the corner of my property and noisily talk (lotta 'eff this' and 'effing that')

i hate them

pooflady


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Lynnzoi wrote:people on noisy quads and motorbikes are illegally driving in the cornfield. they are revving their noisy engines. they stop at the corner of my property and noisily talk (lotta 'eff this' and 'effing that')

i hate them



You need to borrow the biggest, baddest-looking dog you can find.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Lynnzoi


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pooflady wrote:You need to borrow the biggest, baddest-looking dog you can find.



JoeyCockerSpaniel would chew their ankles off!

kenney9226


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When I'm at work, I am aware of my lack of flossing, but there is no floss. When I'm at home, I tend to be unaware of my lack of flossing, but that is where the floss is.

kenney9226


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I thought Justin Bieber was growing a moustache. Apparently I was wrong. Or he just can't.

kenney9226


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I sat on chocolate today in a meeting. It melted into my tan pants.

pooflady


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Posted in the wrong thread. This is mundane, also.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

dontwantaname


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kenney9226 wrote:I sat on chocolate today in a meeting. It melted into my tan pants.



Sure

Yeah


We believe that is what that stain is.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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Somewhere in this house is .....


A mosquito


Ick

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

klozitshoper


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cat put on steroids - seems better - but has not beat up the dog yet.

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:cat put on steroids - seems better - but has not beat up the dog yet.



She will be hungry. That is the only side effect I had on a low dose of steroids.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:She will be hungry. That is the only side effect I had on a low dose of steroids.



Eating less than usual actually. He is supposed to drink a LOT and isn't.

Josephus


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dontwantaname wrote:Somewhere in this house is .....


A mosquito


Ick



You are so mean to your husband.

Lynnzoi


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making a bed with 4 kittens in the house = impossible

but a lotta laughs

maggie3052


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Lynnzoi wrote:making a bed with 4 kittens in the house = impossible

but a lotta laughs



That made me laugh..Thanks...Good luck to your lumpy bed..Magic fingers without the quarters..

Lynnzoi


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maggie3052 wrote:That made me laugh..Thanks...Good luck to your lumpy bed..Magic fingers without the quarters..



magic fingers with sharp little claws!

maggie3052


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Lynnzoi wrote:magic fingers with sharp little claws!



And a lot of little teethes....Your house must be a lot of fun at 3 AM...

Mundane....Watching Shrek....Much more fun than watching Titanic sink again...

kenney9226


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It is raining this morning.

Josephus


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got to take the boy to school. in the rain.

Mavyn


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Yard needs mowed. Again. Can't, because it's pouring.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

dontwantaname


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Mavyn wrote:Yard needs mowed. Again. Can't, because it's pouring.



Damn grass.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Josephus


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Grass grows in the rain. won't hurt it.

kenney9226


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I convinced my boss that this afternoon's training class is a repeat of training I attended a few months ago. So I am not going.

I don't have anything else going on this afternoon.

kenney9226


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I was supposed to go to another training class this morning. I thought it started at 8:30. At 8:10 Nancy came over and told me the room was packed with people who didn't even sign up, and that it really started at 8:00.

So I got bumped to the 10:30-12:30 group because of all the dummies who forgot to sign up bullied their way into my class. And also because I thought it started at 8:30 and not 8:00...

Mavyn


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Mavyn wrote:Yard needs mowed. Again. Can't, because it's pouring.



This. Still.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Lynnzoi


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it's raining





pooflady


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It gets dark earlier when it's raining.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Josephus


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Kenny continues to need training.

dontwantaname


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There are mosquitoes as soon as the sun goes down.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewelry and great shoes, no one will even notice the size of your ass.

no1


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a crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:a crowded elevator smells different to a midget.




Mr1 is a thief

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Mr1 is a thief



love you too.







dork.

no1


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KtCallista


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I or my husband drive across town 7 mins to daughter's school at least 3 times a day. This is the majority of the driving we do now that we are both at home most of the time.

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You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

Josephus


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no1 wrote:.



The no1 period.

kenney9226


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The new pair of shoes I wear to work is the same brand, color, and style as the old pair of shoes I wore to work.

no1


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it's all about the pucker.

j5


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no1 wrote:it's all about the pucker.



chunder reckoned panda?

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!