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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
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Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

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Quality Posts



lonelypond


quality posts: 375 Private Messages lonelypond

It has a certain subliminal* charm...

*was going to amend to understated but too little sleep to resist

New Blink Kitty Love comics

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 105 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

We all live in a grey submarine, a grey submarine, a grey submarine...

Whistles this jaunty tune all day long.

tchudilowsky


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tchudilowsky

So far this is a Ca shirt

Oldknave


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Oldknave

This definitely looks like it is supposed to be in outer space. And if it is, which appears to be the case, the propellers on the submarines wouldn't work. Because there's no air.

sogwennn


quality posts: 4 Private Messages sogwennn

They look like they might crash. Also, do submarines use anchors?

harmony harmony oh love

sogwennn


quality posts: 4 Private Messages sogwennn
Oldknave wrote:This definitely looks like it is supposed to be in outer space. And if it is, which appears to be the case, the propellers on the submarines wouldn't work. Because there's no air.



Space Sharks are a terrifying idea.

harmony harmony oh love

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

I don't see anybody looking at this shirt and understanding it.

schni


quality posts: 4 Private Messages schni
jhgalvas wrote:I don't see anybody looking at this shirt and understanding it.




I was just wondering, if one needs to be a member of a very "special" club to understand this....

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Wait-- do submarines actually have anchors? Genuine question, since I've never actually thought about it before. Don't make me take this to Yahoo Answers!

ccsdarkness


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ccsdarkness

Why does the submarine have an anchor?

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

The shark is shooting at an octopus missing two legs... a hexapus...
Maybe it's this?

EDIT: on closer look, it's only missing one leg. A septapus.

kevlar51


quality posts: 42 Private Messages kevlar51

Love those subs!

toastedsheep


quality posts: 0 Private Messages toastedsheep

Clearly, I'm missing something here.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

To finish the bio... We don't need no (more) water, let this submariner burn. Burn, submariner, burn.

ApeLad


quality posts: 34 Private Messages ApeLad
Oldknave wrote:This definitely looks like it is supposed to be in outer space. And if it is, which appears to be the case, the propellers on the submarines wouldn't work. Because there's no air.



"Then how come there's an Air in Space Museum?"
-Homer

kalira


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kalira

Hmm... First time I loaded the page, the ad was for another t-shirt site and had a woman in a shirt with a bunch of subs, including that hippie yellow one ;) Second time I loaded it, another ad for the same site, this time with a shirt about pirates. This seems oddly specific. Should I be creeped out at the "Big Brother"-ness of the ads I'm getting? I swear, Mr. Orwell, I never meant to bring up the Boggy Old Creature... Quit watching me! Wait, what are you going to do with that cage of rats?

maverickmila


quality posts: 3 Private Messages maverickmila

Yes, submarines have anchors. Even nuclear subs.

kissman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kissman

If I understood this shirt, I'm pretty sure I would like it.

msklzannie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages msklzannie

Condition: October

So with SmartPost, this shirt won't arrive until October?!? 0_0

Total woot orders: 189
Bag o.f Crap: 12/25/2010, 1/25/2011, 6/15/2011, 11/9/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/3012, 4/26/2012

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja
jhgalvas wrote:I don't see anybody looking at this shirt and understanding it.


Explaining t-shirts to people sucks.
I have had to do it a couple times with woot shirts already. And then they usually are still not bright enough to get it, even after you have explained it.

jai151


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jai151
maverickmila wrote:Yes, submarines have anchors. Even nuclear subs.



Even nuclear wessles?

acdawg


quality posts: 27 Private Messages acdawg

I'll be impressed if this breaks 200 sales...

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas
CrystallineX wrote:The shark is shooting at an octopus missing two legs... a hexapus...
Maybe it's this?

EDIT: on closer look, it's only missing one leg. A septapus.



I counted eight legs.

lokitehtrickster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lokitehtrickster

I just... Really really don't get this shirt. Like, seriously.

What's the joke here?

bitman


quality posts: 12 Private Messages bitman
ccsdarkness wrote:Why does the submarine have an anchor?

It doesn't have an anchor, it's tangled in an anchor. Might be it's own, but might not.

ApeLad wrote:"Then how come there's an Air in Space Museum?"

Because there's air in space. It's too sparse to use, but it's there.

kalira wrote:Should I be creeped out at the "Big Brother"-ness of the ads I'm getting?

Settle down and buy something already.

jai151 wrote:Even nuclear wessles [have anchors]?

Well, the "wessle" referred to is an aircraft carrier, so yes.

CrystallineX wrote:[It's a] hexapus/septapus

No, all eight tentacles are there.

lucky1988


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lucky1988

Congrats Rob, awesome work!

terminatorgir


quality posts: 9 Private Messages terminatorgir
SuperNinja wrote:Explaining t-shirts to people sucks.
I have had to do it a couple times with woot shirts already. And then they usually are still not bright enough to get it, even after you have explained it.



I also understand this shirt, but choose to make myself appear intellectually superior rather than even try to explain what in the H is going on in this image.

rheadedstepchyld


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rheadedstepchyld

Submarines may or may not have anchors....but I'm pretty sure they don't shoot electricity from their periscopes.

SAMHAIN9385


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SAMHAIN9385

760 represent!

Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik

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it's been a long time, but I really dig this.


BaconWishmeyer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BaconWishmeyer
lokitehtrickster wrote:I just... Really really don't get this shirt. Like, seriously.

What's the joke here?




Not everything is a joke, dude.

Surprisingly, not every shirt woot sells needs to be "ZOMG!, I PLAY THE VIDEO GAME (or watch this TV show) THAT THIS SHIRT REFERENCES! GOTTA HAVE IT SO MY BUDS WILL CHORTLE WHILE WE DO OUR LARP!!"



Subtlety is a good thing.

kelmar13


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kelmar13

LOVE the design.

HATE that it's on black. FL FTL

Panda bacon

fizzbang


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fizzbang
SuperNinja wrote:Explaining t-shirts to people sucks.
I have had to do it a couple times with woot shirts already. And then they usually are still not bright enough to get it, even after you have explained it.



At some point you have to give and admit that the design sucks, or is not appropriately universal enough for mass consumption.

Mr3dPHD


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mr3dPHD
jai151 wrote:Even nuclear wessles?



From Alameda?


Okay, so I'd love it if someone would explain this shirt to me. I LOOOOOOOVE PONIES.

Woots: 26
Wine.Woots: 3
Kids.Woots: 4
Shirt.Woots: 1
Sellout.Woots: 1
Craps: 6

phonedog365


quality posts: 6 Private Messages phonedog365
BaconWishmeyer wrote:Not everything is a joke, dude. Subtlety is a good thing.



Agreed. I have many beautiful shirts because I like them. And I'm building an extensive robot pirate space vampire shirt collection.

That said, other than being not-quite-steam-punk and odd, I don't get what the shirt is about. This isn't subtle. It's downright confusing.

phelgon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages phelgon
kalira wrote:... This seems oddly specific. Should I be creeped out at the "Big Brother"-ness of the ads I'm getting? I swear, Mr. Orwell, I never meant to bring up the Boggy Old Creature... Quit watching me! Wait, what are you going to do with that cage of rats?



I wouldn't worry about it too much. Also, you have ketchup on your shirt just there, and that plant looks like it needs water.

msklzannie wrote:Condition: October

So with SmartPost, this shirt won't arrive until October?!? 0_0



Seem a little appropriate for a sub-themed shirt, no? Now if only it came in red...

Mr3dPHD


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mr3dPHD
phonedog365 wrote:That said, other than being not-quite-steam-punk and odd, I don't get what the shirt is about. This isn't subtle. It's downright confusing.



Exactly.

Woots: 26
Wine.Woots: 3
Kids.Woots: 4
Shirt.Woots: 1
Sellout.Woots: 1
Craps: 6

ellenbhawk


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ellenbhawk

Cute - but it's 101 degrees outside and you're selling a black shirt? You couldn't go as far as navy?

mantanasoss


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mantanasoss

It's nice that the artist took some time out of his busy schedule as kicker for the Chicago Bears to create this shirt.