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Comparing Apples to Oranges

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D3lusional


quality posts: 2 Private Messages D3lusional

Congrats on the EC, Jasneko! You deserve it.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

It's like watching politics on any other channel except Fox :D. (i.e. at least some common ground can be found)

This an awesome, EC, Woot! Go Jasneko! So happy for you, girl.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Since Jasneko is from Philadelphia, this should be Kelly (Drive) green.

rlfvortex


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rlfvortex

reminds me of that movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Richie

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 151 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Awwww. One's a-peeling and the other is sweet to the core?

laughalot


quality posts: 6 Private Messages laughalot

knock knock...
Who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
apple
apple who?
Apple glad I didn't say banana?
Isn't it supposed to be orange?
STOP COMPARING ME TO ORANGE! Geeze!

pharmacide


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide

I wouldn't discriminate. They'd both get eaten. How's that for equal fruit rights?

kyedra


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kyedra

Haha, I love today's write-up. Pure genius. ;)

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Congrats Jas! Sometimes it's the simplest stuff that brngs me the biggest smile.

SecretAgentWoman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SecretAgentWoman

There once was a shirt with some fruit,
That appeared on a website called woot!,
It excited the masses,
Both the laddies and lasses,
And caused many to part with their loot.

::w:o:o:t::

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

I'm not sure what the peel of this design is.

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

Yeah, but how does it compare to a Mac?


Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I think saw these guys on the waistband of my underwear.

ninestories


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ninestories

Does anyone know if Woot has or will ever offer any previously retired/reckoned designs? I'd gladly pay good money to get my hands on some of the previous shirts.

All I want is one day or one shirt.woot-off to snag some of my old favorites.

DustyChalk


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DustyChalk

There just aren't enough Kelly Green shirts. Me getting two.

I remain,
:-Peter, aka :-Dusty :-Chalk

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Not only that, but apples and oranges are the only two known inanimate objects that happen to possess the power of speech!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

Wear this shirt: while playing Apples to Apples.

(Or would that be better under "Don't wear this shirt"?)

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
ninestories wrote:Does anyone know if Woot has or will ever offer any previously retired/reckoned designs? I'd gladly pay good money to get my hands on some of the previous shirts.

All I want is one day or one shirt.woot-off to snag some of my old favorites.



Try teetrade.org

The did resurrect some this summer, doughnut panic and cake is a liar.
Also some were on sale weeks ago in a back to school sale.
But it is random so you have to pay attention.

lonelypond


quality posts: 451 Private Messages lonelypond

shirt.woot votes on the side of optimism in this divisive world; nice to see simple cute + clever used this effectively. Congratulations.



SCMatherly


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SCMatherly
rlfvortex wrote:reminds me of that movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding



dang it!! I was just gonna say that! lol

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Wow! I'm honored - thank you so much Woot Editors!
And thanks everyone who likes it!!:D

PS. I also just created a facebook artist page, so if you'd like to follow my designs, click the link in my sig.

Vote!

captainbaldie


quality posts: 2 Private Messages captainbaldie

Congrats and all, but really? I could have drawn this, and I have trouble drawing a straight line...

Doesn't this kind of stuff win enough on it's own?

sweet1n9low


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sweet1n9low

I mean, that's what I've been saying.

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
captainbaldie wrote:Congrats and all, but really? I could have drawn this, and I have trouble drawing a straight line...

Doesn't this kind of stuff win enough on it's own?



They seem to get one design in every style in their ECs. So no one will be happy about ALL the ECs

calanthium


quality posts: 15 Private Messages calanthium

Time for a small fruit song!

ninestories


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ninestories
blanked wrote:Try teetrade.org

The did resurrect some this summer, doughnut panic and cake is a liar.
Also some were on sale weeks ago in a back to school sale.
But it is random so you have to pay attention.



Thanks very much for the link, blanked! Found one of the ones I was looking for on there! I keep an eye on shirt.woot every day and haven't found any of my old favorites surface just yet, but a guy can hope, right?!

I'm sure it would be a nightmare for Woot to print some from it's archives on a sale-by-sale basis, but if anyone over there is listening I reiterate that I'd gladly pay significantly more for the added trouble.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

You know what? I have never mixed Apple Juice and Orange Juice together.

CROSS ZE STREAMS!

kipper1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kipper1


Let's see. But can you make a rhyme with it?

Sure.. apple -- SNAPPLE!

Orange -- um.. I'll hafta get back to ya on that!

Kipper1

kinkajou1015


quality posts: 8 Private Messages kinkajou1015

Can we just dip them in chocolate and eat them already?

icymallard


quality posts: 4 Private Messages icymallard

Orange you glad you're an apple?

Took me a while to think of that witty line.

JennLinnC


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JennLinnC

-Hey! Hey Apple! Hey! Hey! Hey Apple!
-WHAT?!
-Knife.

drgribb


quality posts: 4 Private Messages drgribb

I love this shirt! I can't stand when people use that phrase,
"Well, like, you can't just compare apples to oranges man. *shakes head* Apples to oranges man... apples to oranges."

Just like, I LOOOOOOOVE PONIES? Tell me I can't compare apples to oranges? You can totally compare (as well as contrast) apples and oranges! I'll f***** compare apples to oranges. Check it out:
both growin on trees, have multiple varieties of themselves, can be processed into very tasty juice beverages, are almost always part of the flavor-lineup in fruit-flavored candies, similar weights, similar sizes, similar shapes (depending on the types of apples/oranges used), etc.

I *do* think it's kinda a funny coincidence that attempting to compare a [comparison of two items that are more different than they are similar], to a [comparison of apples compared to oranges], can itself be argued as a case of "comparing apples to oranges" lol

wootertim


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wootertim

Yeah, i am so happy this one gets printed! Thank you jasneko for this great shirt, and thank you editors for choosing this one!

English is not my native language, and here where i live, you do not compare apples to oranges, but "apples to pears". And i can tell you, it is much funnier to look at this design NOT getting it that it is about comparing apples to oranges, thinking "What does the shirt wants to tell me...?" *big grin*

This is the first time i bought two shirts and not only one :-D

tylerhanson


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tylerhanson

My vote is still for Bananna.

not a member of the band Hanson.

fishermanswife


quality posts: 6 Private Messages fishermanswife
SecretAgentWoman wrote:There once was a shirt with some fruit,
That appeared on a website called woot!,
It excited the masses,
Both the laddies and lasses,
And caused many to part with their loot.



Like.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I think this shirt marks the end of the phrase "comparing apples to oranges." We'll need to come up with new objects instead.

How about, "That's like comparing shirts to pants"?

thatheard


quality posts: 6 Private Messages thatheard
SecretAgentWoman wrote:There once was a shirt with some fruit,
That appeared on a website called woot!,
It excited the masses,
Both the laddies and lasses,
And caused many to part with their loot.



There's pretty much no occasions where limericks are not appropriate.

Haikus on the other hand, well let's not compare uh, two different types of the same thing.

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Felicidades Jas!