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United Tastes of America

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.000s
First Sucker:
marulatree
Last Wooter to Woot:
lokihokie09
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
657

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



Naolito


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Naolito

Looks delicious! congrats rodrigo!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

So that's where all our money went. Some fool done went and buried it under the whole country.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

wingedwonder


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wingedwonder

Aww. Where are Puerto Rico, Guam, and all of the other commonwealths and territories?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Hawaii shouldn't be reduced to a mere ketchup stain... I lived there for 4 years and it's so much more than that!

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

syllables...letters....who's paying attention?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Does this prove that Manifest Destiny was just the pioneers' desire to "supersize it"?

shmelive


quality posts: 2 Private Messages shmelive

This gives another meaning to continental breakfast...

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

Uh oh. California isn't really covered by the bun. It looks like it could slide right off the burger into the t-shirt background abyss.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I'm loving the fact that Alaska is made out of French-- sorry, my mistake-- "Freedom Fries".

bluejester


quality posts: 561 Private Messages bluejester

This shirt furthers the myth that Alaska is an island just off America's coast.

futhermore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages futhermore

That is NOT going to be enough ketchup.

You may have noticed I'm not all there myself.

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

What no bacon?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
parrotworks wrote:What no bacon?



+1

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

The shirt color should be cola brown. Can't have a burger and fries without the soda.

lifevirusx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lifevirusx

Bothers me that it's one continuous piece of lettuce

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

What in the world happened to Michigan...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Sgt Pyroman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Sgt Pyroman

This is SO sick, yet so true. 63% of Americans are considered overweight, and 26% are obese.

I wonder if woot will put me on probation for this signature...

I guess we'll find out.

sarahsushi22


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sarahsushi22

I'm confused about what happened to Michigan....and its upper peninsula....

lonelypond


quality posts: 418 Private Messages lonelypond

Looks deep fried. I suspect fair food. Wear this while getting your post nation funnel cake.

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

Where is the Mississippi River made of ketchup?

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

I'm offended.

lapbplayr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lapbplayr

Why does Maine get to be bacon?

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

When did Michigan start looking like Florida?

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

I would have put the sesame seeds in place of major cities/towns.

HolyMythos


quality posts: 48 Private Messages HolyMythos

I see Canada got hungry and ate Michigan's Upper Peninsula.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

I always thought that Texas was the burger of the US... wait that's going to sound bad. But see we're big and fat and full of... maybe I should stop. =/

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 89 Private Messages Thirdbase9

The sesame seeds should have been just at the state capitals.

I don't know.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82
Sgt Pyroman wrote:This is SO sick, yet so true. 63% of Americans are considered overweight, and 26% are obese.



...and 11% are fat.

bluejester


quality posts: 561 Private Messages bluejester
lete wrote:I'm offended.



*sighs*

No, no, that's not how you do it. This is how you do an offended person post:


As an official member of the "Hawaii is a state too and not just a ketchup stain on humanity" coalition, I would like to state my displeasure at tonight's shirt. Hawaiian's have feelings just like you and I, they may not be able express their hurt and sorrow in ways that we would understand, but never the less they do have feelings too.

I for one protest tonight's woot shirt.

See, that's how it's done.

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

Its a burger in the shape of America. Whats not to like? Im in for one.

bluejester


quality posts: 561 Private Messages bluejester

For those of you wondering about what happened to Michigan, haven't you ever seen those disclaimers that all the major burger chains put out? It usually goes something like this:

Try McDonalds new 1/2 pounder!*



*net weight before cooking.

Simply put, Michigan shrank after the cooking process.

abellorr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages abellorr

Or maybe someone missing one of their front teeth took a bite out of Michigan.

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

As a proud resident of the colony of the District of Columbia, I gotta quibble with the description of DC as a toy. Ain't no toy. Toys don't have to put up with taxation without representation. And our sauce is waaay special.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 563 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

parrotworks wrote:What no bacon?

Those are the fault lines along California and the midwest. You can't see them but you know they're there.



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kpesonen


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kpesonen

Whoops, looks like someone already ate the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. We Yoopers must be delicious!

cindihoward


quality posts: 42 Private Messages cindihoward

I thought this was a fish and fries t!

MissouriMomma

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

(please excuse the double post; my magic fingers wouldn't behave.)

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

As an official member of the "Michigan is a state too and not just a couple of protruding bits of meat and bun" coalition, I would like to state my displeasure at today's shirt. Michiganders have feelings just like you. We may not be able express our hurt and sorrow in ways that you would understand, but never the less, we have feelings too.

I for one protest tonight's woot shirt.

*Thank you Bluejester for showing us how to stand up for ourselves.

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

I love that all of the Michiganders are coming out of hiding. We put up with a lot of crap in our state, but the one thing we won't stand for is being grossly misrepresented on a t-shirt showing our nation as a massive hamburger. You gotta draw the line somewhere.