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Glad to see this one. It got a vote from me for sure.

He's totally giving me the care bear stare through those shades.

/me sighs.

I hope the camel one is tomorrow!

We call this color: Slate… I mean, I used to read them until I learned they were started by Microsoft. Sent from my iPhone

Literal laugh-out-loud moment for me from the writeup. Just fantastic, you guys.

bpr2 wrote:/me sighs.

A true hipster wouldn't wear this.

i think he has a hang over .

I just have one question: why does it appear as though he's floating in the air with all those clouds directly behind him?

So... this bear is supposed to be so totally over everything that's mainstream, popular, and overdone?

Congrats to ramyb on a truly ironic design.

Man. All this shirt tax sucks. How about we get a free shirt for every 10 we buy with tax? That would be cool, woot dudes!

I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?

Guess I'll have to settle on one for my gf, just because its damn fine artwork and because carebears were cool when I was a wee lad.

Well done, ramyb!

Penlithius wrote:i think he has a hang over .

Probably from White Zin. But a true 'Hipster' wouldn't care from which poison. So long as there's a full-bodied Fair Trade coffee...with half & half and 3 sugars, to make the pain go away.

Is he drunk? Haha, this is a great shirt!

The write-ups on these hipster animal shirts are so hilarious! And the designs are awesome.

The past 30 years have not been kind to the Care Bears. Funshine Bear used to be a star, how he's blind, homeless, and stricken with useless deformed legs.

"Hey Billy, remember me from the 80's? Spare a dollar for an old friend?"

HarryBalzahnya wrote:I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?

Guess I'll have to settle on one for my gf, just because its damn fine artwork and because carebears were cool when I was a wee lad.

Well done, ramyb!

Well just in case it might change your mind, over 80% of the shirts bought so far have been in guys sizes ;) doesn't necessarily mean anything, but I'm sure there will be guys out there wearing this.

Anyway, thanks everyone for the kind words and votes on this design!

Ooooh, do want. Though I am a grouch in the morning and woot tees, being as comfy as they are, are usually what I grab to put on in the morn.

The bear is drinking coffee (or something) and wearing a scarf, when he could simply put on some pants. Why is it that cartoon bears never wear pants?

Kinda cute, but I'm having trouble caring. If he was wearing a royal blue MEH shirt...

Assassin15 wrote:The bear is drinking coffee (or something) and wearing a scarf, when he could simply put on some pants. Why is it that cartoon bears never wear pants?

Why would bears wear pants? It's not like they need them for warmth; they've already got fur all over their bodies.

If you're about to ask why, in that case, this bear is wearing a scarf, well, he's a hipster. Hipsters wear unnecessary scarves all the time!

Kudos to Woot! for writing "couldn't care less" in the title instead of "could care less." Very impressive for a bunch of Texans.

It took me less than 5 seconds to see this shirt and buy it.

Dude, the shirt is made so much better by the fact that it's apparently nighttime. What with the stars and all.

♪This Carebear wears sunglasses and night
so he can, so he can
make us all forget his show's mainstream! ♫

HarryBalzahnya wrote:I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?

Can a person be too rough and tumble for carebears? Really? In my case, I know girls who will absolutely love me for wearing anything carebear related.

So I'm cool with wearing it (but not too cool).

The secret no one knows it that he's actually passed out asleep behind those glasses. He was up late at a club listening to this band "Professor Cold Heart and the Cubes," you've probably never heard of them though, they only release their stuff on LPs.

Shouldn't that be 559 rather than 569? Fresno's teetering on the edge of irony.

I'm noticing a gray tee trend.

Do hipsters wear gray?

Would I be a hipster if I wore a shirt with a hipster on it?
HIPSTER-CEPTION!

I think the execution of this could of been a lot better

Looks like he's training for...

True Hollywood Story with former child stars, the care bears.

love the hipster Olympics

godmadesky wrote:I just have one question: why does it appear as though he's floating in the air with all those clouds directly behind him?

Well the care bears lived in the sky.

do hipsters wear hipster shirts?

stormshadow999 wrote:Kudos to Woot! for writing "couldn't care less" in the title instead of "could care less." Very impressive for a bunch of Texans.

It's all about the inflection.[1]
"I couldn't care less" is literal.
"I could care less" is sarcasm.
Since you can't do inflection in writing, here we are. Consider though, which form would a hipster bear use....they're NEVER sarcastic.

[1]. source

dutchpants wrote:do hipsters wear hipster shirts?

Like 5 years ago.

http://www.threadless.com/product/2371/Don_t_Care_Bears

No, this design doesn't plagiarize, but geezum, the design is neither original nor interesting.

Did no one share this link earlier because the old school shirt.woot crowd has been scared away? I'm wicked surprised that the link didn't appear on the derby entry page.

I have no interest in buying the shirt, but I'd just like to thank the creator for finally getting the phrase right. It drives me nuts every time I hear someone say "I could care less".

HarryBalzahnya wrote:I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?

Guess I'll have to settle on one for my gf, just because its damn fine artwork and because carebears were cool when I was a wee lad.

Well done, ramyb!

Wear it ironically :P