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Couldn’t Care Less Bear

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.000s
First Sucker:
bullthumper
Last Wooter to Woot:
sbuck3
Last Purchase:
12 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
5742

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



justintan23


quality posts: 2 Private Messages justintan23

8-|

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

Glad to see this one. It got a vote from me for sure.

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

He's totally giving me the care bear stare through those shades.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

/me sighs.

that was fun while it lasted!

PengXiao


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PengXiao

I hope the camel one is tomorrow!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
We call this color: Slate… I mean, I used to read them until I learned they were started by Microsoft. Sent from my iPhone



Literal laugh-out-loud moment for me from the writeup. Just fantastic, you guys.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
bpr2 wrote:/me sighs.



A true hipster wouldn't wear this.

Penlithius


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Penlithius

i think he has a hang over .

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

I just have one question: why does it appear as though he's floating in the air with all those clouds directly behind him?

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

So... this bear is supposed to be so totally over everything that's mainstream, popular, and overdone?

Congrats to ramyb on a truly ironic design.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

Man. All this shirt tax sucks. How about we get a free shirt for every 10 we buy with tax? That would be cool, woot dudes!

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

HarryBalzahnya


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HarryBalzahnya

I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?

Guess I'll have to settle on one for my gf, just because its damn fine artwork and because carebears were cool when I was a wee lad.

Well done, ramyb!

greenspacecowboy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages greenspacecowboy
Penlithius wrote:i think he has a hang over .



Probably from White Zin. But a true 'Hipster' wouldn't care from which poison. So long as there's a full-bodied Fair Trade coffee...with half & half and 3 sugars, to make the pain go away.

madcran


quality posts: 2 Private Messages madcran

Is he drunk? Haha, this is a great shirt!

lotusflwr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lotusflwr

The write-ups on these hipster animal shirts are so hilarious! And the designs are awesome.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

The past 30 years have not been kind to the Care Bears. Funshine Bear used to be a star, how he's blind, homeless, and stricken with useless deformed legs.

"Hey Billy, remember me from the 80's? Spare a dollar for an old friend?"

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

ramyb


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ramyb
HarryBalzahnya wrote:I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?

Guess I'll have to settle on one for my gf, just because its damn fine artwork and because carebears were cool when I was a wee lad.

Well done, ramyb!



Well just in case it might change your mind, over 80% of the shirts bought so far have been in guys sizes ;) doesn't necessarily mean anything, but I'm sure there will be guys out there wearing this.

Anyway, thanks everyone for the kind words and votes on this design!

sogwennn


quality posts: 4 Private Messages sogwennn

Ooooh, do want. Though I am a grouch in the morning and woot tees, being as comfy as they are, are usually what I grab to put on in the morn.

harmony harmony oh love

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

The bear is drinking coffee (or something) and wearing a scarf, when he could simply put on some pants. Why is it that cartoon bears never wear pants?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

grahamcrackercoyote


quality posts: 25 Private Messages grahamcrackercoyote

Kinda cute, but I'm having trouble caring. If he was wearing a royal blue MEH shirt...

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
Assassin15 wrote:The bear is drinking coffee (or something) and wearing a scarf, when he could simply put on some pants. Why is it that cartoon bears never wear pants?



Why would bears wear pants? It's not like they need them for warmth; they've already got fur all over their bodies.

If you're about to ask why, in that case, this bear is wearing a scarf, well, he's a hipster. Hipsters wear unnecessary scarves all the time!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

stormshadow999


quality posts: 2 Private Messages stormshadow999

Kudos to Woot! for writing "couldn't care less" in the title instead of "could care less." Very impressive for a bunch of Texans.

scromlette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scromlette

It took me less than 5 seconds to see this shirt and buy it.

intothemoooon


quality posts: 8 Private Messages intothemoooon

Dude, the shirt is made so much better by the fact that it's apparently nighttime. What with the stars and all.

♪This Carebear wears sunglasses and night
so he can, so he can
make us all forget his show's mainstream! ♫

ratmuffin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ratmuffin
HarryBalzahnya wrote:I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?



Can a person be too rough and tumble for carebears? Really? In my case, I know girls who will absolutely love me for wearing anything carebear related.

So I'm cool with wearing it (but not too cool).

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

The secret no one knows it that he's actually passed out asleep behind those glasses. He was up late at a club listening to this band "Professor Cold Heart and the Cubes," you've probably never heard of them though, they only release their stuff on LPs.

johnmcorg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages johnmcorg

Shouldn't that be 559 rather than 569? Fresno's teetering on the edge of irony.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

I'm noticing a gray tee trend.

Do hipsters wear gray?

Would I be a hipster if I wore a shirt with a hipster on it?
HIPSTER-CEPTION!

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

Randyotter


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Randyotter

I think the execution of this could of been a lot better

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Looks like he's training for...

sheski27


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sheski27

True Hollywood Story with former child stars, the care bears.

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

love the hipster Olympics

shodge312


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shodge312
godmadesky wrote:I just have one question: why does it appear as though he's floating in the air with all those clouds directly behind him?



Well the care bears lived in the sky.

Steph

dutchpants


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dutchpants

do hipsters wear hipster shirts?

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
stormshadow999 wrote:Kudos to Woot! for writing "couldn't care less" in the title instead of "could care less." Very impressive for a bunch of Texans.



It's all about the inflection.[1]
"I couldn't care less" is literal.
"I could care less" is sarcasm.
Since you can't do inflection in writing, here we are. Consider though, which form would a hipster bear use....they're NEVER sarcastic.

[1]. source

move along

lilkasm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lilkasm
dutchpants wrote:do hipsters wear hipster shirts?



Like 5 years ago.

yayro


quality posts: 2 Private Messages yayro

http://www.threadless.com/product/2371/Don_t_Care_Bears

No, this design doesn't plagiarize, but geezum, the design is neither original nor interesting.

Did no one share this link earlier because the old school shirt.woot crowd has been scared away? I'm wicked surprised that the link didn't appear on the derby entry page.

Greshmahg


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Greshmahg

I have no interest in buying the shirt, but I'd just like to thank the creator for finally getting the phrase right. It drives me nuts every time I hear someone say "I could care less".

phantomreader42


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phantomreader42
HarryBalzahnya wrote:I want one but it seems kind of girly for someone as rough and tumble as me. Are many guys planning on getting this?

Guess I'll have to settle on one for my gf, just because its damn fine artwork and because carebears were cool when I was a wee lad.

Well done, ramyb!



Wear it ironically :P