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Quality Posts



mossygreen


quality posts: 49 Private Messages mossygreen

The condition is still so sad! But amazon prime streaming will help.

Heatr216


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Heatr216

I totally don't get this and feel dumb... Help

birdblue


quality posts: 0 Private Messages birdblue

Otherwise you'll have to write on your arm to where the writing becomes your arm?

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

Wait, this isn't a reference to 127 Hours? Since the little walk guy is missing an arm?

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

chipt4


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chipt4
Heatr216 wrote:I totally don't get this and feel dumb... Help



It's an Arrested Development reference :P

AlienZulu


quality posts: 11 Private Messages AlienZulu
Heatr216 wrote:I totally don't get this and feel dumb... Help



it's from arrested development

fallapart


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fallapart
Heatr216 wrote:I totally don't get this and feel dumb... Help



I thought it was a reference to the movie 27 Hours, but now I'm not sure either...

. : | MARTURIA | : .

OneKplus337


quality posts: 0 Private Messages OneKplus337

Why isn't the color in blue, for men who are feeling down?

bdecker202


quality posts: 18 Private Messages bdecker202

Yes! Love Arrested Development!!

Cercopithecoid


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Cercopithecoid

Her?

gideonfrost


quality posts: 31 Private Messages gideonfrost
Heatr216 wrote:I totally don't get this and feel dumb... Help



I was hoping I wasn't the only one.

jeevesofrkdia


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeevesofrkdia

Poor sideways-growing dude... His development seems to have been arrested.

dangergoob


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dangergoob

Is it bad that on first glance I thought this was about that dude from "127 hours"?

carl669


quality posts: 23 Private Messages carl669

is this about the guy that had to cut off his arm to get out of that canyon?

Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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D3lusional


quality posts: 2 Private Messages D3lusional

I don't get it... wait is this supposed to reference Arrested Development? If so it's a poor attempt at a pop culture cash in (even for Woot!) it only became semi-clear by reading the description.

unpcnook


quality posts: 8 Private Messages unpcnook

...and there's always money in the banana stand...

-UnPC

polomex


quality posts: 0 Private Messages polomex
chipt4 wrote:It's an Arrested Development reference :P



I was lost, too. I had a feeling that was it, though, since AD was a "popular" show I never got into.

kurokami


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kurokami

Be sure to wear some daisy dukes with this shirt

shawnwaugh


quality posts: 4 Private Messages shawnwaugh

Not to be a downer, but that's worrisomely close to this awesome web graphic:

ikeray


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ikeray
OneKplus337 wrote:Why isn't the color in blue, for men who are feeling down?



should've been in blue so everyone could have blue themselves

evilcanary


quality posts: 3 Private Messages evilcanary

Perhaps Bob Loblaw will post this on Bob Loblaw's Law Blog.

disturbed0ne


quality posts: 9 Private Messages disturbed0ne
alfbo wrote:Wait, this isn't a reference to 127 Hours? Since the little walk guy is missing an arm?



That's what I thought too, since:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/127_hours

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I believe it's an "Arrested Development" joke, but my first thought was that the guy had his friend tear his arm off and now was suffering the consequences of not having left a note.

Now he's kicking himself thinking," And that's why you always leave a note." Because if he had, some one wouldn't have torn his arm off.

At least that is how I'm looking at it.

Who is with me?

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

I thought it was a comment on how when you sleep with a girl that you have to gnaw your own arm off to escape, that you should leave a note so she knows what happened...

I mean it's the nice thing to do.

almsforoblivion


quality posts: 8 Private Messages almsforoblivion

I want to get this in the distant future as a random shirt so I can open it up and say, "Well, that was a freebie."

gertiestn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages gertiestn

OTOH, this might be the ideal shirt for confusing the OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PWNIESens out of everyone in your neighborhood.

cindihoward


quality posts: 42 Private Messages cindihoward
Heatr216 wrote:I totally don't get this and feel dumb... Help



I with you...dumb and dumber...

MissouriMomma

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
chipt4 wrote:It's an Arrested Development reference :P



Ah, that's why I don't get it. Haven't watched modern television in years. I don't watch television unless I'm playing a video game or streaming a movie from Netflix.

sillitneb011294


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sillitneb011294

I don't get it. But i feel like it may be very funny

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz
DianaSprinkle wrote:I thought it was a comment on how when you sleep with a girl that you have to gnaw your own arm off to escape, that you should leave a note so she knows what happened...

I mean it's the nice thing to do.



This is a far better explanation.

bhuxhold


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bhuxhold

I'll probably just buy this and pretend it's about 127 hours, because like 98% of Americans I don't watch Arrested Development. Plus 127 hours is an awesome movie.

zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak
DianaSprinkle wrote:I thought it was a comment on how when you sleep with a girl that you have to gnaw your own arm off to escape, that you should leave a note so she knows what happened..



Thanks for confirming just exactly how out of touch I am with today's dating scene... O_o

sumwah


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sumwah
bhuxhold wrote:I'll probably just buy this and pretend it's about 127 hours, because like 98% of Americans I don't watch Arrested Development. Plus 127 hours is an awesome movie.



98% of Americans seriously missed out.

rvrebel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rvrebel

Love AD and this was one of the funniest episodes. Watch it online when you get a chance.

calanthium


quality posts: 14 Private Messages calanthium
Heatr216 wrote:I totally don't get this and feel dumb... Help



Ditto.

Sigh - another wootshirt that tells me I'm not as young as I used to be.

clumpymold


quality posts: 3 Private Messages clumpymold

I loved Arrested Development! If you guys actually read the summary on this shirt, you'll see that's it's definitely from a TV show. One that lasted no more than 2 or 3 seasons (Arrested Development lasted 3 seasons).

Too bad not many people would get this shirt. :/

ariellindz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ariellindz

Arrested Development who? I've never even heard of it.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle
zikzak wrote:Thanks for confirming just exactly how out of touch I am with today's dating scene... O_o



LOL, I'm pretty sure that whole gnawing arm off bit is an old joke on dating and drinking too much. ;D

sykotek


quality posts: 12 Private Messages sykotek
bhuxhold wrote:I'll probably just buy this and pretend it's about 127 hours, because like 98% of Americans I don't watch Arrested Development. Plus 127 hours is an awesome movie.



Seriously, I'd be in for 1 if it were a 127 Hours reference. James Franco was awesome in that movie.

I'll hold off otherwise as I am in the 98%...at least until I see a reference video.