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A pretty poor start for the noobs. We'll see if a 2nd one can escape. And how many Hipsters can make it through a 2nd week?

Baseline for the week:

Legend: (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - baseline sales numbers.
(1) Kitchen Warfare - 8731
(2) The Binge - 49852
(3) Couldn't Care Less Bear - 3548
(4) Cell Division - 4751
(5) Acquired Taste - 17412
(6) Questionable Table of Elements - 8716
(7) Nevermore - 41910
(8) Always Leave a Note - 4613
(9) It Came Out Of Nowhere - 32895
(10) Boba Fetch - 5866
(11) Haunted Housework - 4479
(12) Luke - 4856
(13) The Cheese is a Liederkranz - 18760
(14) Laundry Day - 2586
(15) Unstealthiest Ninja - 10826
(16) Super Effective - 3915
(17) The Three Classical States of Matter - 7247
(18) The Last Pillow Warriors - 2533
(19) Morning Powerup - 6382
(20) Ironic Bunny - 2355
(21) The Right to Remain Awesome - 1587
(22) Cephalopedala - 2115
(23) Lucky Park - 2157
(24) Curiousest - 1263
(25) The Rainguard - 2300
(26) Land of the Fries - 1194
(27) Pop Heart - 1009


Daily Sales Rates are for informational purposes only and are not 100% accurate.

1. Kitchen Warfare - Approx. 64.58 real time DSR; 48.43 Woot-based DSR
2. The Binge - Approx. 41.53 real time DSR; 31.14 Woot-based DSR
3. Couldn't Care Less Bear - Approx. 49.57 real time DSR; 27.88 Woot-based DSR
4. Cell Division - Approx. 37.2 real time DSR; 27.89 Woot-based DSR
5. Acquired Taste - Approx. 32.91 real time DSR; 24.68 Woot-based DSR
6. Questionable Table of Elements - Approx. 30.58 real time DSR; 22.93 Woot-based DSR
7. Nevermore - Approx. 31.34 real time DSR; 23.5 Woot-based DSR
8. Always Leave a Note - Approx. 61.3 real time DSR; 22.27 Woot-based DSR
9. It Came Out Of Nowhere - Approx. 29.43 real time DSR; 22.07 Woot-based DSR
10. Boba Fetch - Approx. 29.67 real time DSR; 22.25 Woot-based DSR
11. Haunted Housework - Approx. 28.71 real time DSR; 20.33 Woot-based DSR
12. Luke - Approx. 27.51 real time DSR; 18.33 Woot-based DSR
13. The Cheese is a Liederkranz - Approx. 23.1 real time DSR; 17.32 Woot-based DSR
14. Laundry Day - Approx. 20.34 real time DSR; 14.64 Woot-based DSR
15. Unstealthiest Ninja - Approx. 20.53 real time DSR; 15.39 Woot-based DSR
16. Super Effective - Approx. 19.67 real time DSR; 14.75 Woot-based DSR
17. The Three Classical States of Matter - Approx. 19.1 real time DSR; 14.32 Woot-based DSR
18. The Last Pillow Warriors - Approx. 22.1 real time DSR; 13.5 Woot-based DSR
19. Morning Powerup - Approx. 17.53 real time DSR; 13.14 Woot-based DSR
20. Ironic Bunny - Approx. 21.91 real time DSR; 12.88 Woot-based DSR
21. The Right to Remain Awesome - Approx. 21.38 real time DSR; 11.4 Woot-based DSR
22. Cephalopedala - Approx. 25.42 real time DSR; 10.58 Woot-based DSR
23. Lucky Park - Approx. 37.06 real time DSR; 8.22 Woot-based DSR
24. Curiousest - Approx. 16.58 real time DSR; 8.29 Woot-based DSR
25. The Rainguard - Approx. 61.21 real time DSR; 7.63 Woot-based DSR
26. Land of the Fries - Approx. 18.35 real time DSR; 5.5 Woot-based DSR
27. Pop Heart - Approx. 8.17 real time DSR; 3.77 Woot-based DSR

Cheese's massive run of sales last week just bought it a few more weeks of life. Morning Powerup is bound to run out of energy this week. Curiousest, Land of the Fries, and Pop Heart are not likely to escape. And keep the fire alive, please!

Super effective will probably go either this week or next... I'm sure it will complain the whole time.

I love this site....... keep up the good work

DianaSprinkle wrote:Super effective will probably go either this week or next... I'm sure it will complain the whole time.

Ah, but will it be saying "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW" or "MEDW MEDW MEDW MEDW"?

Either way, I'll be sad to see Anndy go.

Narfcake wrote:
Cheese's massive run of sales last week just bought it a few more weeks of life. Morning Powerup is bound to run out of energy this week. Curiousest, Land of the Fries, and Pop Heart are not likely to escape. And keep the fire alive, please!

Agree 100 percent. I think Super Effective can survive another week if it gets some love, but it will be close. I'll be curious to see if Always Leave a Note manages to knock the Binge out of second (and unless I'm mistaken, which is entirely possible, this is the second time this year that Binge has been in second).

missmelis wrote:Ah, but will it be saying "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW" or "MEDW MEDW MEDW MEDW"?

Either way, I'll be sad to see Anndy go.

My friend read those all as "D"s when I wore the shirt. I glared at him and then explained how the "D" would be formed so it would actually make sense. I swear, some people... *shakes head*

Narfcake wrote:Cheese's massive run of sales last week just bought it a few more weeks of life....And keep the fire alive, please!

It's amazing how both cheese and ninja were so close to reckoning, and are now safely back in the middle of the pack. Do randoms really bring in that many customers or is it something else?

Take a minute to reflect on diversity.

I wonder if there is any other top 20 list in the world that includes a Muppet, a Care Bear, Ninjas, Samurai, Zombies, and Dinosaurs.

I'm surprised that Always Leave a Note didn't make it to the top position on the Reckoning with its sales numbers.

I like how right now the worst-selling shirt is Haunted Housework with only 1 shirt sold, yet that was apparently enough to launch it to #11 on the reckoning chart.

I understand that's not how it works, but it appears that way right now. It merits a small smile on a tired, Tuesday morning.

My understanding is that the Reckoning ranking is based on the average T-shirt sales for the past 4 weeks. Does that mean that at any point the score represent sales from the past 672 hours or does it simply take this week of reckoning and the previous three into account?

j5 wrote:It's amazing how both cheese and ninja were so close to reckoning, and are now safely back in the middle of the pack. Do randoms really bring in that many customers or is it something else?

I don't know about the ninjas, but it seems like the cheese shirt was getting bashed a lot right before it's jump. My theory is that there are some woot shirts that get a bump due to sympathy factor whenver certain segmants of the woot population start bashing them.

Of course, it could just be that both are pretty awesome shirts.

bluejester wrote:I don't know about the ninjas, but it seems like the cheese shirt was getting bashed a lot right before it's jump. My theory is that there are some woot shirts that get a bump due to sympathy factor whenver certain segmants of the woot population start bashing them.

Of course, it could just be that both are pretty awesome shirts.

Heh heh, this has always been my theory for really hated shirts.

But well also the way the reckoning works I think Cheese just dumped a week of bad sells(4-weeks ago) for a week of really good sells(last week) so it jumped up the charts.

j5 wrote:It's amazing how both cheese and ninja were so close to reckoning, and are now safely back in the middle of the pack. Do randoms really bring in that many customers or is it something else?

In the case of Cheese, there's a Portal 2 expansion hitting this week. It's been in gaming news a lot, so perhaps it's rekindled interested for now.

bassanimation wrote:In the case of Cheese, there's a Portal 2 expansion hitting this week. It's been in gaming news a lot, so perhaps it's rekindled interested for now.

And this printed yesterday over at RIPT (I'm such a big 10yo, that I find it amusing as all hell):

bluejester wrote:I don't know about the ninjas, but it seems like the cheese shirt was getting bashed a lot right before it's jump. My theory is that there are some woot shirts that get a bump due to sympathy factor whenver certain segmants of the woot population start bashing them.

Of course, it could just be that both are pretty awesome shirts.

I never bash, I just [gratuitously] question why the limping pony t-shirts are still there after all these months or years - and there's only one that you'd really find me ravin' about.

citizencoyote wrote:Agree 100 percent. I think Super Effective can survive another week if it gets some love, but it will be close. I'll be curious to see if Always Leave a Note manages to knock the Binge out of second (and unless I'm mistaken, which is entirely possible, this is the second time this year that Binge has been in second).

It's going to be close. Last weeks sales were not that good... I will try to drum up some love for it through my social networks and see what happens. Still it's had a really good run.

DianaSprinkle wrote:But well also the way the reckoning works I think Cheese just dumped a week of bad sells(4-weeks ago) for a week of really good sells(last week) so it jumped up the charts.

That's exactly what happened.

Cheese's sales:
Week #213 - 113
Week #214 - 144
Week #215 - 150
Week #216 - 191

This week, #213 doesn't count anymore. So with last week's run, up the ranks it went.

Ninja's sales:
Week #213 - 160
Week #214 - 158
Week #215 - 153
Week #216 - 120

On the corollary, the good #213 run doesn't count anymore, and in its place is last week's tepid sales.

panpear wrote:My friend read those all as "D"s when I wore the shirt. I glared at him and then explained how the "D" would be formed so it would actually make sense. I swear, some people... *shakes head*

There were people who commented - both on the original Derby entry and the discussion thread on the day it debuted, IIRC - complaining that the O in ANNOY looked like a D, or wondering who "ANNDY" was. I was trying to make a joke about that, but as usual I am not as funny as I try to be :-\

Interesting...Land of the Fries is the worst seller yet it's #26. Does that mean Pop Heart didn't sell any? No..because it sold .10% kid sizes.... Too confusing!

missmelis wrote:There were people who commented - both on the original Derby entry and the discussion thread on the day it debuted, IIRC - complaining that the O in ANNOY looked like a D, or wondering who "ANNDY" was. I was trying to make a joke about that, but as usual I am not as funny as I try to be :-\

LOL I mostly just thought people didn't really know how annoy is spelled...

Actually no one commented in the derby entry either time it was up. So I was a bit surprised when people started talking about it on the sales page. I would have tried to fix it if I had known.

meepee wrote:Interesting...Land of the Fries is the worst seller yet it's #26. Does that mean Pop Heart didn't sell any? No..because it sold .10% kid sizes.... Too confusing!

Pop Heart sold 3 since the beginning of this reckoning, hence it's not the worst seller.

Since Land of the Fries sold 2, that means the baseline would be 1194 instead of the 1195; I'll fix that later. Which also explains why my DSR calculations are always just going to be approximates ... it's not humanly possible to catch all of them at 12:00:00am, y'know.

DianaSprinkle wrote:Actually no one commented in the derby entry either time it was up. So I was a bit surprised when people started talking about it on the sales page. I would have tried to fix it if I had known.

Aw, damn. Apparently IDNRC (I did not remember correctly).

On a completely different note, yesterday's randoms and the resulting coupon email says ...

"... or save it until next week, when something special might just happen to show up on Shirt.Woot."

Hallo-woot? Or classics?

Narfcake wrote:On a completely different note, yesterday's randoms and the resulting coupon email says ...

"... or save it until next week, when something special might just happen to show up on Shirt.Woot."

Hallo-woot? Or classics?

impostor.

Hey, just realized that now all the woot shirts I own are reckoned. *sad*

R.I.P. Four Classmates

Narfcake wrote:On a completely different note, yesterday's randoms and the resulting coupon email says ...

"... or save it until next week, when something special might just happen to show up on Shirt.Woot."

Hallo-woot? Or classics?

I was coming here to post the very same question. For all I knew (this being my first random shirt purchase), they could put something like that in every random-shirt-trifecta-discount-code email just to drum up interest.

It couldn't possibly be hinting at a woot-off, could it? And what's Hallowoot? I vaguely remember something unusual happening here around Halloween last year, but that was before I got addicted and started checking the site every day (or, uh, multiple times a day).

Classics would be interesting... are there specific parameters for what constitutes a "classic"? (Or, in other words: any chance I might finally get that Fresh Cake I've been longing for?)

j5 wrote:impostor.

The powers that be at shirt.woot wouldn't really resurrect that, would they? And give its creator more royalties after she was revealed as an ("alleged") IP thief/plagiarist?

(I was going to combine this with my post above, but I figured I'd post it separately in case it gets mod-slapped into oblivion.)

Narfcake wrote:On a completely different note, yesterday's randoms and the resulting coupon email says ...

"... or save it until next week, when something special might just happen to show up on Shirt.Woot."

Hallo-woot? Or classics?

I didn't get the coupon code image in mine, did they lose the format and wing it?

Isn't WootBot supposed to work on Tuesdays?

Legend: Current rank (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - (Additional sales) and total quantity as of this posting. Refer to the beginning of this reckoning for the baseline sales numbers. DSR are for informational purposes only and not 100% accurate.

Legend: Current rank (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - (Additional sales) and total quantity as of this posting. Refer to the beginning of this reckoning for the baseline sales numbers. DSR are for informational purposes only and not 100% accurate.
1 (1) Kitchen Warfare - (+45) to 8776. Approx. 63.75 real time DSR; 50.04 Woot-based DSR
2 (2) The Binge - (+30) to 49882. Approx. 41.05 real time DSR; 32.21 Woot-based DSR
3 (3) Couldn't Care Less Bear - (+35) to 3583. Approx. 48.22 real time DSR; 30.06 Woot-based DSR
4 (4) Cell Division - (+28) to 4779. Approx. 36.81 real time DSR; 28.89 Woot-based DSR
5 (8) Always Leave a Note - (+46) to 4659. Approx. 58.48 real time DSR; 26.45 Woot-based DSR
6 (5) Acquired Taste - (+21) to 17433. Approx. 32.4 real time DSR; 25.43 Woot-based DSR
7 (7) Nevermore - (+29) to 41939. Approx. 31.26 real time DSR; 24.54 Woot-based DSR
8 (6) Questionable Table of Elements - (+22) to 8738. Approx. 30.22 real time DSR; 23.71 Woot-based DSR
9 (9) It Came Out Of Nowhere - (+15) to 32910. Approx. 28.8 real time DSR; 22.61 Woot-based DSR
10 (10) Boba Fetch - (+15) to 5881. Approx. 29.03 real time DSR; 22.79 Woot-based DSR
11 (11) Haunted Housework - (+7) to 4486. Approx. 27.54 real time DSR; 20.63 Woot-based DSR
12 (12) Luke - (+18) to 4874. Approx. 26.91 real time DSR; 19.19 Woot-based DSR
13 (13) The Cheese is a Liederkranz - (+24) to 18784. Approx. 23.16 real time DSR; 18.18 Woot-based DSR
14 (14) Laundry Day - (+16) to 2602. Approx. 20.13 real time DSR; 15.28 Woot-based DSR
15 (15) Unstealthiest Ninja - (+14) to 10840. Approx. 20.25 real time DSR; 15.89 Woot-based DSR
16 (16) Super Effective - (+11) to 3926. Approx. 19.29 real time DSR; 15.14 Woot-based DSR
17 (17) The Three Classical States of Matter - (+13) to 7260. Approx. 18.84 real time DSR; 14.79 Woot-based DSR
18 (18) The Last Pillow Warriors - (+21) to 2554. Approx. 22.04 real time DSR; 14.67 Woot-based DSR
19 (19) Morning Powerup - (+32) to 6414. Approx. 18.2 real time DSR; 14.29 Woot-based DSR
20 (20) Ironic Bunny - (+17) to 2372. Approx. 21.5 real time DSR; 13.88 Woot-based DSR
21 (21) The Right to Remain Awesome - (+18) to 1605. Approx. 21.06 real time DSR; 12.6 Woot-based DSR
22 (22) Cephalopedala - (+9) to 2124. Approx. 22.76 real time DSR; 11.33 Woot-based DSR
23 (25) The Rainguard - (+28) to 2328. Approx. 45.05 real time DSR; 11.13 Woot-based DSR
24 (23) Lucky Park - (+24) to 2181. Approx. 32.93 real time DSR; 10.89 Woot-based DSR
25 (24) Curiousest - (+10) to 1273. Approx. 15.8 real time DSR; 9 Woot-based DSR
26 (26) Land of the Fries - (+4) to 1198. Approx. 14.59 real time DSR; 5.8 Woot-based DSR
27 (27) Pop Heart - (+4) to 1013. Approx. 7.6 real time DSR; 4.08 Woot-based DSR
91 (91) Random - 21383

Morning Powerup certainly got a 1-up on sales yesterday. From the numbers, Always Leave a Note will top out at #2. The Right to Remain Awesome has a chance of escaping yet again, if its daily sales sustain. The Rainguard and Lucky Park are definitely on track to escape. Cephalopedala might not. Super Effective and The Three Classical States of Matter will be most in danger, with Unstealthiest Ninja behind them.

Narfcake wrote:Isn't WootBot supposed to work on Tuesdays?

Isn't WootBot supposed to work, period?

And you didn't tell us what we (okay, maybe just I) really want to know - did you get your random shirts yet, and if so, what are they?!

missmelis wrote:There were people who commented - both on the original Derby entry and the discussion thread on the day it debuted, IIRC - complaining that the O in ANNOY looked like a D, or wondering who "ANNDY" was. I was trying to make a joke about that, but as usual I am not as funny as I try to be :-\

No worries. I knew you were joking. I'm just saying my friend was ridiculous. XD

missmelis wrote:Isn't WootBot supposed to work, period?

And you didn't tell us what we (okay, maybe just I) really want to know - did you get your random shirts yet, and if so, what are they?!

I'm pretty sure that it's a yes. Why WootBot hasn't been reprimanded by the Local 101000101000 for excessive absenteeism, I dunno.

As for my randoms ... click here.

Narfcake wrote:I'm pretty sure that it's a yes. Why WootBot hasn't been reprimanded by the Local 101000101000 for excessive absenteeism, I dunno.

Report him/her to FLORP:

Narfcake wrote:I'm pretty sure that it's a yes. Why WootBot hasn't been reprimanded by the Local 101000101000 for excessive absenteeism, I dunno.

As for my randoms ... click here.

Oooops, sorry. I didn't know to go back to the random shirt discussion thread to find out

missmelis wrote:Oooops, sorry. I didn't know to go back to the random shirt discussion thread to find out

It gets even more fun when most of the SnailPost ones get in. Then there's a huge mix of folks posting their shirts on that random and/or the trade thread.

On a completely different note, RIP, Steve.

Wore Questionable Table to intro the P-table today. No one was confused

Some more movement, and two are still slated to escape the danger zone.

Legend: Current rank (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - (Additional sales) and total quantity as of this posting. Refer to the beginning of this reckoning for the baseline sales numbers. DSR are for informational purposes only and not 100% accurate.

1 (1) Kitchen Warfare - (+97) to 8828. Approx. 63.18 real time DSR; 51.89 Woot-based DSR
2 (2) The Binge - (+64) to 49916. Approx. 40.7 real time DSR; 33.43 Woot-based DSR
3 (3) Couldn't Care Less Bear - (+70) to 3618. Approx. 46.92 real time DSR; 32.25 Woot-based DSR
4 (8) Always Leave a Note - (+79) to 4692. Approx. 54.03 real time DSR; 29.45 Woot-based DSR
5 (4) Cell Division - (+50) to 4801. Approx. 36.14 real time DSR; 29.68 Woot-based DSR
6 (5) Acquired Taste - (+52) to 17464. Approx. 32.31 real time DSR; 26.54 Woot-based DSR
7 (7) Nevermore - (+69) to 41979. Approx. 31.61 real time DSR; 25.96 Woot-based DSR
8 (6) Questionable Table of Elements - (+42) to 8758. Approx. 29.74 real time DSR; 24.43 Woot-based DSR
9 (9) It Came Out Of Nowhere - (+36) to 32931. Approx. 28.44 real time DSR; 23.36 Woot-based DSR
10 (10) Boba Fetch - (+34) to 5900. Approx. 28.57 real time DSR; 23.46 Woot-based DSR
11 (11) Haunted Housework - (+24) to 4503. Approx. 26.95 real time DSR; 21.33 Woot-based DSR
12 (12) Luke - (+36) to 4892. Approx. 26.32 real time DSR; 20.05 Woot-based DSR
13 (13) The Cheese is a Liederkranz - (+41) to 18801. Approx. 22.87 real time DSR; 18.79 Woot-based DSR
14 (14) Laundry Day - (+33) to 2619. Approx. 19.95 real time DSR; 15.96 Woot-based DSR
15 (15) Unstealthiest Ninja - (+31) to 10857. Approx. 20.09 real time DSR; 16.5 Woot-based DSR
16 (16) Super Effective - (+31) to 3946. Approx. 19.31 real time DSR; 15.86 Woot-based DSR
17 (18) The Last Pillow Warriors - (+36) to 2569. Approx. 21.47 real time DSR; 15.5 Woot-based DSR
18 (17) The Three Classical States of Matter - (+26) to 7273. Approx. 18.57 real time DSR; 15.25 Woot-based DSR
19 (19) Morning Powerup - (+46) to 6428. Approx. 18 real time DSR; 14.79 Woot-based DSR
20 (20) Ironic Bunny - (+27) to 2382. Approx. 20.51 real time DSR; 14.47 Woot-based DSR
21 (25) The Rainguard - (+46) to 2346. Approx. 35.71 real time DSR; 13.38 Woot-based DSR
22 (21) The Right to Remain Awesome - (+34) to 1621. Approx. 20.51 real time DSR; 13.67 Woot-based DSR
23 (22) Cephalopedala - (+23) to 2138. Approx. 21.44 real time DSR; 12.5 Woot-based DSR
24 (23) Lucky Park - (+36) to 2193. Approx. 27.52 real time DSR; 12.22 Woot-based DSR
25 (24) Curiousest - (+16) to 1279. Approx. 14.67 real time DSR; 9.43 Woot-based DSR
26 (26) Land of the Fries - (+9) to 1203. Approx. 12.61 real time DSR; 6.3 Woot-based DSR
27 (27) Pop Heart - (+5) to 1014. Approx. 6.75 real time DSR; 4.15 Woot-based DSR
91 (91) Random - (+0) to 21383. Approx. 0 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
92 (92) FireFlower Thrower - (+27) to 1271. Approx. 27.09 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
93 (93) Celtic Skull - 2953