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Other Uses for Candy Corn

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Quality Posts



ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

Camouflage for better candy!? What's better than candy corn...

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DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL ewwwwwww... Well this is hilariously childish. EW! Not the ear. No, my delicious candy corn!

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

I always wondered what candy corn was made for, now I know.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

tsfisch


quality posts: 39 Private Messages tsfisch

"Reverse Hearing Aid"??

Wouldn't that be an ear plug?

Candy corn rocks. I expected to want this shirt when I saw the topic. But, meh...

pharmacide


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide

Hey! I never thought of sticking candy corn in my non-tasting face holes!

holothuria


quality posts: 4 Private Messages holothuria

Great! I sure as shootin' didn't want to eat the stuff.

Bad ideas free; brilliant ideas by derangement.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Can I trade this shirt for a better one?

bsmith1


quality posts: 103 Private Messages bsmith1

Candy Corn is an insult to real candy.

gossamerica


quality posts: 19 Private Messages gossamerica

Any use for candy corn is better than actually eating the vile stuff...except for putting them in your ears and/or nose. Who wants to guess how many comments before somebody reacts with horror that this shirt will be the cause of kids putting candy corn in places that require a trip to the doctor?

ariellindz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ariellindz

I would use the other candy as camouflage for my candy corn. Nobody touches my candy corn.

mianmianlee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mianmianlee

i dont think my dentist would be very happy with this shirt...

then again. he may be ecstatic. more money for him!

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

No love for the deformed and misfit candy corns that are only two colored or stumpy crumbs at the bottom? Those are my favorite-each one is special and not a follower like the rest!

lonelypond


quality posts: 423 Private Messages lonelypond

troll doll party hat makes it for me...would look great against those wild neon hair colors

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I will give a dollar to anyone who can get a piece of candy corn to stand up by itself (without biting it).

mousefinbutt


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mousefinbutt

Candy corn vampire? Problem Sleuth anyone?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001301 for explaination.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

Candy corn as ear plugs? Even the foam ear plugs that are supposed to mold to your ear inevitably fall out of my ears when I'm sleeping and end up lost amidst the sheets and blankets... and stale candy corn is definitely not something I want to come across on the rare occasions that I actually bother to make my bed.

But, you know, to each her own. I'm sure I've had worse things than stale candy corn in my bed, so who am I to judge?

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wakingmind


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wakingmind

What does everyone have against candy corn!?

ViperGuy


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ViperGuy

Funny i just bought a bag and im eating them now they are delicious!

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LordFartFest


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LordFartFest

I have seen a boxcar load of the stuff used as an additive for cattle feed. But only for the lower grade cattle that can't be sold as "Organic".

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

This is false advertising. My impromptu triforce didn't work.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
gossamerica wrote:putting candy corn in places that require a trip to the doctor?


I fell on it...honest...no, really.

move along

vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot

oh my word... that troll doll party hat is GENIUS.

kinda makes me glad I still have my troll dolls. ...all 4 of them.

xmmx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xmmx

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kdelizzle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kdelizzle

I happened to be eating candy corn when I saw this shirt. Oh, the delicious irony

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 565 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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If y'all don't want your candy corn, just send 'em my way. I love candy corn.



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Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
tsfisch wrote:"Reverse Hearing Aid"??

Wouldn't that be an ear plug?



You're definitely thinking of carrots.

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curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

You folks forgot to add "Diabetes catalyst".

Not sure what that picture would look like though...

tommypicard


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tommypicard

I do love me some candy corn. Call me corny if you wish.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

One of the joys of candy corn is that you know that you are eating straight up sugar. None of that chocolate or fruit that other candies promise. Nope, candy corn is just good ol' fashioned sugar that comes in three different colors.

Yum!

amreli


quality posts: 8 Private Messages amreli
gossamerica wrote:Any use for candy corn is better than actually eating the vile stuff...except for putting them in your ears and/or nose. Who wants to guess how many comments before somebody reacts with horror that this shirt will be the cause of kids putting candy corn in places that require a trip to the doctor?


Somehow, I think kids are amazingly good at thinking up the idea of candy corn in the nose without any outside suggestions.


laggyg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages laggyg

I can feel my teeth rotting just thinking about eating candy corn...but I LUUUUURVE it so much! =)

To clarify: I mean I love candy corn, not rotting teeth. I don't think I know anyone on enough medication to enjoy rotting teeth...

PerpetualKid


quality posts: 2 Private Messages PerpetualKid

I will gladly admit that "Thimble Stand" made me laugh out loud in real life. How absolutely genius. I shall now procure a few bags of Candy Corn, open up an Etsy shop, and make a small fortune!

TheJabberwock


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TheJabberwock

They need to make a new corn-syrup free candy corn. The irony could destroy us all.

emccall3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages emccall3

Maybe its just me, but I see the vampire fangs as hanging off the chin (what is the mouth) and the nose as a little smile. Must be all the cute Woot T's that have me thinking Chibi.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

BA-BA-BA-BAAA!




Ah, this is such a fun design. Congratulations MJ!!

dekulink


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dekulink

"Reverse hearing aid."

I love you, shirt.woot.

cjleines


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cjleines
wakingmind wrote:What does everyone have against candy corn!?



As per usual, the eloquent Lewis Black can answer your question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BVPOEn6_oY

dishatoid01


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dishatoid01

Am I the only one who discovered the brilliance of mixing a ratio of candy corn and peanuts (1:2) and eating it that way? I would never dream of eating them on their own, but with peanuts, it creates a delicious bag of salty/sweet goodness!

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

OH. I thought the vampire fang candy corn was actually legs! And his nose was a smile! He was so much cuter that way!

Plus I recently watched my brother playing Zelda, so now I know what a triforce is. I get one of your jokes for once! Mwahaha!

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