specsmachine


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Great shirt. Now if we could only find a use for those orange circus peanuts...

feaverf


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In case you haven't tried it, put candy corn in a bowl with salted peanuts, it will taste identicle to a PayDay. I call it the poor man's PayDay, delicious, otherwise, yes, candy corn is gross by itself.

inkycatz


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wakingmind wrote:What does everyone have against candy corn!?



It's nasty!

I'm just hanging out, really.

walmazan


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Congrats on the Print MJ!

drewpac18


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wakingmind wrote:What does everyone have against candy corn!?



I love candy corn- I already have a bag open at home.

dryfus423


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Candy corn is delicious. Yeah, it's no snickers, but it's just simple sugar. You can't go wrong with that.

ariellindz


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tomcall wrote:I will give a dollar to anyone who can get a piece of candy corn to stand up by itself (without biting it).



Is licking still allowed?

Bandrik


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Cute! I like it.

Too bad I already have too many shirts. Maybe one for the niece?

paulpnevada


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They didn't mention a candy corn emergency dental crown...maybe there wasn't enough room on the shirt.

paulpnevada


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ThunderThighs wrote:If y'all don't want your candy corn, just send 'em my way. I love candy corn.



Don't overdo it, I heard too much candy corn goes right to your hips and thighs...oh...nevermind...

brockart


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I sure hope tomorrow's shirt let's me know how I can re-use those darn candy pumpkins!

ROGETRAY


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By far the BEST candy corn EVER!!!:

http://www.amazon.com/Milk-Caramel-Apple-Candy-9-5oz/dp/B000WYE4CO

turbinator42


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mmmm, candy corn: corn syrup, food coloring and carnauba wax

molegoddess


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MMM I love the pumpkins even more than the cones, candy corn is amazing.

But I have a thing for "holiday" treats in general, like Cadbury Eggs for Easter, and those chocolate oranges with the sticker that says "smack here" and those boxes of cordial cherries which are always melty and stuck in the plastic tray during Christmas. I suppose if they had them all year I would get tired of them.

skatimmy737


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Girls needs shirts too, I suppose.

geekette70


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inkycatz wrote:It's nasty!



This, and it's impossible to clean off the floors, walls, furniture, etc, the day after 50 of your closest (drunk) friends come over for your epic Halloween party. Finally I said, "fark it!' and moved.

Oh god, the flashbacks!!!!

geekette70


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geekette70 wrote:This, and it's bloody impossible to clean off the floors, walls, furniture, etc, the day after 50 of your closest (drunk) friends come over for your epic Halloween party. Finally I said, "fark it!' and moved.

Oh god, the flashbacks!!!!

(Candy my arse, it's biological WARFARE that is! Make no mistake!)



Never did get my deposit back, either....

missmissa07


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I used to do the vampire fangs all the time when I was little. I thought I was so cool. Like when I made duck bills with Pringles.

DianaSprinkle


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ariellindz wrote:Is licking still allowed?



I'd go for the more tried and true crushing the base slightly against a hard surface until it's flat enough to stand up straight approach.

I love candy corn and orange peanuts. I like to eat candy corn in stages, based on color. The little white tip is my favorite... I realize they all have the same flavor but still nom nom the white part is the best. =D

geekette70


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Dear Mr or Ms Moderator....

My fail be of the epic kind and I have taken of way too many Ambien to rectify my failure without your competent assistance. Simply put, my eyes will no longer focus. I did feel, though, that it was my duty to warn the younger generation of the latent evils of candy corn and the subtle ways that it can insinuate itself into your lives rather anonymously and leap in and destroy ones livilihoods without rhyme nor reason. However, I think that only one or two posts would be substantial to the cause. I seem to have been a bit garrulous.

Please delete the duplicates. You see, Broccoli, my esteemed colleague (or, well, my dog) appeared to be painstakingly trying to assist, but alas, he was trying to divert my attention to some dog jerky treats that had fallen on the floor near my bed. Unfortunately I misunderstood his urgent suggestions. And finally ...um....I"ve been up all night, there is that, and yes, it's past my bedtime. Eeerrrmmm, I'd like to end with a soundly said, Hippoppotamus. Which, dear friends, is also NOT a candy, nor, in my humble opinion, show it be market researched until some blitherwit says it might.

Hi Hoo and Tallyhoo and such lovelies as the day may bring....

Off to bed.

Help?

thatrobert


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Nice shirt, MJ! I like the alternating background color to break up the list.


Pufferfishy


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Holy crap - short.woot releasing a "holiday themed" shirt and it's NOT 2 days before the holiday in question?

What manner of madness is this?

You've been put on posting probation for this post

gossamerica


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I wonder what the forum here will say about the new Candy Corn M&M's...which apparently contains no actual candy corn, it's just white chocolate flavored to taste like it.

Sparksterchan


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Okay. Impromptu Triforce just bought me this shirt. And I don't even LIKE candy corn. The power of geekdom compels me!

tgentry


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Candy corn. Two words and tastes that should never be together.

selune13


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I LOOOOVES me some candy corn. Woot!!!
(And I still have all my teeth. Mostly.)

inkycatz


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gossamerica wrote:I wonder what the forum here will say about the new Candy Corn M&M's...which apparently contains no actual candy corn, it's just white chocolate flavored to taste like it.



I'm just hanging out, really.

ROGETRAY


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tgentry wrote:Candy corn. Two words and tastes that should never be together.



you mean...kinda like "donut holes"?!

Jadellyn


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What happened to all the cute "WOO! PUMPKINS!! Gotta wake up in the middle of the night to check out the new Woot Shirt" shirts? I am disappointed by the selections made available for the past weeks/months. Boo, Woot!! BOO, I say!!

coreya1


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Hold up now! One of ancestors was the inventor of candy corn. I can't have you saying anything negat......wait, what am I talking about. Who ACTUALLY eats that stuff? Carry on.


(That's a true fact by the way!)

inkycatz


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coreya1 wrote:Hold up now! One of ancestors was the inventor of candy corn. I can't have you saying anything negat......wait, what am I talking about. Who ACTUALLY eats that stuff? Carry on.


(That's a true fact by the way!)



So basically, candy corn is fall's version of fruitcake?

Where's the candy corn cake?

I'm just hanging out, really.

acdawg


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Is the following sentence from the write-up bothering anyone else? "It’s because we forget, because that’s how our brains our made."

sbcthemuse


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Love candy corn and hate Halloween costumes. Hmm, methinks this tee is perfect for me!

zaireekoid


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Shirt.Woot! Consumers: Become Candy-Corn Vampires

grahamcrackercoyote


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Bandrik wrote:Cute! I like it.

Too bad I already have too many shirts. Maybe one for the niece?



Define 'too many shirts'!?!

IrishLass622


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specsmachine wrote:Great shirt. Now if we could only find a use for those orange circus peanuts...



Orange circus peanuts? Blechhh!

IrishLass622


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Bandrik wrote:
Cute! I like it.

Too bad I already have too many shirts. Maybe one for the niece?

grahamcrackercoyote wrote:Define 'too many shirts'!?!



Too many shirts: More than what you own personally - i.e. You have 100 shirts - 150 is too many. You are now up to 150 shirts - 200 is now too many, etc.!

Spiritgreen


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I'm in the pro-corn camp. Have to import it if I want some here though. Mmmm, fudgey tasting candy corn.

I've never had those orange circus peanuts... a little checking reveals they're basically the 'foam bananas' we have in England. Why make a banana flavored candy and then make it into an orange peanut?! That is just wrong.

Candy. Serious business.

ariellindz


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DianaSprinkle wrote:I'd go for the more tried and true crushing the base slightly against a hard surface until it's flat enough to stand up straight approach.

I love candy corn and orange peanuts. I like to eat candy corn in stages, based on color. The little white tip is my favorite... I realize they all have the same flavor but still nom nom the white part is the best. =D



Far more efficient than I could ever have imagined! Unfortunately, now I can't get the things off my coffee table. Oh well, at least now I don't have to set up for Hot Wheels later on.

curtisl42


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cjleines wrote:As per usual, the eloquent Lewis Black can answer your question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BVPOEn6_oY



Yeah, every time I see candy corn I think of Lewis Black's rant. Love him, hate the "corn that tastes like candy!"