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Quality Posts



gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

Wait so we eat the pets? Really??

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

Sorry, the Kittyburger kills this for me. Just can't do it!

DarthNinja


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DarthNinja

Wonder if anyone will find this shirt "tasteless".

Badum tish!

Bog of carp anyone?

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

I sure hope there's some catsup on that burger.

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Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

Lemme guess - PETA approved. That's People Eating Tasty Animals ...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I think both PETA groups will be all over this (for different reasons).

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

&

People Eating Tasty Animals

niftydrumdude


quality posts: 8 Private Messages niftydrumdude

These all look delicious.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

Have to say that this was poorly timed with the slaughter of all those animals in Ohio today (er...yesterday).

jeanerz13


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jeanerz13

why is the fish the only one that looks unhappy?

travisl


quality posts: 4 Private Messages travisl

I can haz?

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

Awkward timing, after the escaped animal incident in Ohio.

But the kitty cheezburger is really cute!

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Hooo Boy...Just wondering how long I have to wait before some one here pulls out the ol' "Offended Persons Platform."

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

I feel like I'd get some concerned looks when wearing this shirt.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

They all seem happy, except the fish...I don't really understand...and perhaps that is the way it should be!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

The biography reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode To Serve Man.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Huh, looks like I didn't have even wait to finish typing out my post before some one hit the offended podium.

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

The fish would be happier if you'd chosen water obviously and I want a shirt with that cat and its great face on it but I too many cookies that cat and its whatever taste on a bun. There, I said it. And I'm sticking by it.

and the filter gets me...you figure it out

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zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz
smklung wrote:I get the hot dog and the chicken nuggets, but catburger? whats that about?



I can haz cheeseburger reversal.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82
bluejester wrote:Hooo Boy...Just wondering how long I have to wait before some one here pulls out the ol' "Offended Persons Platform."



I am OFFENDED! How DARE Woot mock the sanctity of a delicious American all-beef Grade A Hamburger! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07
ChaosDoctor07 wrote:I sure hope there's some catsup on that burger.




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bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Okay, I just got that those are chick-nuggets, but what's the deal with the fish shake, or is it soda?

Ummmm can I have an explination please? I'm under the weather and gags aren't clicking like they should for me.

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07
bpeterson82 wrote:They all seem happy, except the fish...I don't really understand...and perhaps that is the way it should be!



Acid tends to do that to a person (or fish, in this case).

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bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
lonelypond wrote:The fish would be happier if you'd chosen water obviously and I want a shirt with that cat and its great face on it but I too many cookies that cat and its whatever taste on a bun. There, I said it. And I'm sticking by it.

and the filter gets me...you figure it out



In breif, on the filter, because so often during woot-offs people express that they have a dislike for an item, the woot bot now filters out said expression.

zelucifer


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zelucifer
zekecatz wrote:I can haz cheeseburger reversal.



Or its a reference to Catsup (aka Ketchup)

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Are these supposed to be Halloween costumes for pets?

bpcox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bpcox

I would buy this except that I am offended by the thought of ketchup on a hot dog.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82
zekecatz wrote:Are these supposed to be Halloween costumes for pets?



These better not be the "treats!"

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

this shirt is not cool at all, animals are not ours for eating, experimenting, and use in entertainment. I assure you I will be reporting you folks to PETA (and I've heard all the People Eating Tasty Animals jokes so spare me) and you can expect some serious backlash. How dare you?! How dare you!

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

CREEPIEST. WRITEUP. EVER.

WriteWay


quality posts: 9 Private Messages WriteWay
zekecatz wrote:I can haz cheeseburger reversal.



Alternatively Emily Kuznia had the same lunch lady I did.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Definitely shoulda been a pig instead of a cat there. HAMburger, get it? Ahahaha! Sometimes I just can't help myself.

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DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 162 Private Messages DianaSprinkle
bpcox wrote:I would buy this except that I am offended by the thought of ketchup on a hot dog.



Mustard and sauerkraut all the way! Though when I lack the sauerkraut I do ketchup and mustard instead. =P

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

Would you like pair-akeets to go with cat burger?

Sorry, that was really terrible. Let me try again...

Eating that hot dog will mackeral thirsty. Don't you fish you had a drink to go with it?

Hmm, guess that wasn't much petter was it? Maybe I should just leave the puns to the pros.


xpenguin


quality posts: 6 Private Messages xpenguin

I hope PETA doesn't get sight of this.

bigwayneo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bigwayneo
yeawuteva wrote:this shirt is not cool at all, animals are not ours for eating, experimenting, and use in entertainment. I assure you I will be reporting you folks to PETA (and I've heard all the People Eating Tasty Animals jokes so spare me) and you can expect some serious backlash. How dare you?! How dare you!



I hope this is a joke..."not ours for eating"? Then why the hell are we omnivores?

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Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
yeawuteva wrote:this shirt is not cool at all, animals are not ours for eating, experimenting, and use in entertainment. I assure you I will be reporting you folks to PETA (and I've heard all the People Eating Tasty Animals jokes so spare me) and you can expect some serious backlash. How dare you?! How dare you!



This deserves the ol' "Offended Person of the Night" Q. post.

We knew it was coming.

Spotsmom


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Spotsmom

Sorry, but that shirt is just creepy. Too bad, because it's well-executed, and the animals are cute! Hmmm, I wonder if I was too influenced by the write-up? I can't see the shirt without thinking of the words....

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07
bluejester wrote:This deserves the ol' "Offended Person of the Night" Q. post.

We knew it was coming.



I do believe you've just been trolled.

Or so I hope.

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