Re: The Incredible Stalk
This shirt needs a recipe for Incredible Broccoli, but I couldn't find one. I did find a story about an Angry Broccoli (with a recipe) here. For those of you who don't cook, here's the story:
A giant piece of broccoli and three carrots are trapped inside a double boiler. "Oh, no," says the broccoli, "The stove is lit!"
A tough carrot says, "Don't worry. Us carrots will escape from this here double boiler and then come back and save you broccoli later."
So the broccoli agrees and the carrots huddle up and launch themselves out of the pot. The carrots celebrate by having a beer. Three beers later, A carrot accidentally lights the broccoli's dog on fire. The tough carrot goes, "Oh, no, we forgot about the broccoli!"
So, the carrots put down their beer and run back to the double boiler and open the lid. "Broccoli, we are so sorry that we forgot you. Also, we accidentally lit your dog on fire. You must be angry."
"Angry?!' replies the broccoli. "I'm steamed!"