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If a tree falls in the woods

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quality Posts



bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

:lol: this will one day become a classic woot shirt to have.

wait, the artist is from beaverton? Would that explain the shirt?

ahah64


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ahah64

I thought it said "If a tree fails in the woods".

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond

A minor chuckle but still a chuckle. Nicely simple style.


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

Ent!

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Quasiskunk

I've fallen..and I can't get up!

Yeah, I went there anyway.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Ooooh, this is kinda gothy.. why does it have to be on green!!!

I need to sleep on it Woot.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

darkfate00


quality posts: 1 Private Messages darkfate00

Cute. Not to original so not a buy, but I did e.joy it.

sportster25


quality posts: 10 Private Messages sportster25

Very Nice!
Maybe we can have a follow up "Does a bear sit in the woods" shirt. (Dont think we'd be able to throw that 'h' in there.)

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick

The resulting giggle from this shirt woke up my dogs, I hope you're happy.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

A well-known Kōan or Treebeard has fallen.

emschelle


quality posts: 5 Private Messages emschelle

As a fellow Beavertonian, I will vouch for this maker's natively innate knowledge of trees. With that kind of a background, this shirt could easily be in a science book. about trees.

jbhswim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jbhswim

Ahh woot! I bought the last shirt in the 11th hour and told myself that would be enough for a week, and now you throw this wonderful design on us?!?!

I think the mail man must be catching on when he sees all the shirt.woot bags!

ruthjhodsoll


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ruthjhodsoll

If only the caption said "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

ruthjhodsoll


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ruthjhodsoll

or perhaps that's too obvious.. ;-P

ruthjhodsoll wrote:If only the caption said "I've fallen and I can't get up!"



hinote


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hinote

Got it right away, very savvy I don't think anyone will hear him XD

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

The tree fell on Uncle Phil and he hurt it.

Yes, I went there.

ruthjhodsoll


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ruthjhodsoll

Oh shoot... just read the blurb... I guess I foolishly am still thinking "that joke!" LOL


ruthjhodsoll wrote:or perhaps that's too obvious.. ;-P



spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

What's that I hear? Oh it must be the sound of one hand clapping to applaud this shirt's brilliance!



collinvh


quality posts: 67 Private Messages collinvh

The artist is from Oregon, that's where all the hardcore tree-huggers live ;)

evilcanary


quality posts: 3 Private Messages evilcanary

I couldn't help but read that in an echo-y, Pink Floyd voice

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Looks like Dorothy finally got back at the tree for throwing apples at her.

nomadslim


quality posts: 4 Private Messages nomadslim

Thanks so much guys. I'm really excited to see how this does.

Here is my bio: NomadSlim wrote a book called "Where are my Balls? How to help your dog cope with castration" - It should be for sale soon. I'm serious.

Follow your dreams.

ginawoot


quality posts: 17 Private Messages ginawoot
thumperchick wrote:The resulting giggle from this shirt woke up my dogs, I hope you're happy.



Ya, my hound demanded to know just exactly what was so funny that I had to disturb his slumber, too.

ginawoot


quality posts: 17 Private Messages ginawoot
nomadslim wrote:NomadSlim wrote a book called "Where are my Balls? How to help your dog cope with castration"



"Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with altering." Just FYI - or maybe your book already has a chapter on these! ;-)

gholt121


quality posts: 3 Private Messages gholt121

What's up with Mississippi?? Do they never buy a Woot! shirt??



Proud Woot!er since 2005.

korindian28


quality posts: 1 Private Messages korindian28

At first glance I thought it was a pun on Silverstein's Giving Tree, and immediately thought "not cool."

henji


quality posts: 0 Private Messages henji

Nice design !

Here is an answer :
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=If+a+tree+falls+in+a+forest+and+no+one+is+around+to+hear+it%2C+does+it+make+a+sound%3F

hardrockinmofo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hardrockinmofo

Hmmm. Looks to me like a dogwood tree. Judging by the bark.

bardolator


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bardolator

Heh, before clicking on the thumbnail I was expecting it to say "Can you hear me now?"

j-o-h-n


quality posts: 4 Private Messages j-o-h-n

So it fell on the verizon dude?

Higher prices AND crappier blanks, no thank you

BostonMom3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BostonMom3
nomadslim wrote:Thanks so much guys. I'm really excited to see how this does.

Here is my bio: NomadSlim wrote a book called "Where are my Balls? How to help your dog cope with castration" - It should be for sale soon. I'm serious.

Follow your dreams.



Great shirt. Love the color. Thanks.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

One of the first jokes by Family Guy. They all went downhill from there.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

I applaud this shirt with the sound of one hand clapping.

::claps hand closed::

Hey, wait that does make a sound. These wise old sayings are nonsense!


(Great tee, NomadSlim)

tedzilla99


quality posts: 31 Private Messages tedzilla99

Great use of one color on this design!

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

This is amazing!!!! Love love the expressions and the use of the color!

Congrats!

firebirdude


quality posts: 19 Private Messages firebirdude

Finally!!! A funny woot shirt!!!

internaut


quality posts: 1 Private Messages internaut

Is that the sound of one branch cracking?

to NY ┌►

jennyland


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jennyland

That poor tree needs Life Alert.

148 and counting: 64 Woots (inc. 8 Bundles of Clones), 25 Wines, 15 Shirts, 7 Sellouts, 32 Kids, 5 Homes
May the Crap be ever in your favor.

Markguns


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Markguns

Funny... I like the idea but the color scheme wont have me buying one... ;)