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Existential Whale

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
asterlli
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4676

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



nyimages


quality posts: 3 Private Messages nyimages

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy anyone?

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025



Brilliant! It is mine!

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe
nyimages wrote:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy anyone?



Was going to say the same thing...

He is here just to be a random plot point and then hit the ground and explode. FUN!

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

The answer is 42.

whirlygirly


quality posts: 2 Private Messages whirlygirly

I'm currently re-reading this for my book club. Yay!

darkmagician1184


quality posts: 8 Private Messages darkmagician1184

the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was "Oh no, not again."

OoWillz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages OoWillz

I love this shirt. Am I an Existential Whale?

devexityspace


quality posts: 25 Private Messages devexityspace

So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[dies] .....

Bunnies Ogling Carrots Count: 6
Todd's Dirt: 6
Monkey Count: 3
Woot Lights Count: 1
Leak Frogs: 0

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

That makes two shirts in a row where use of single color really pops on the design and creates a fantastic focal point.

dangerpuppy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dangerpuppy

"Oh and what's this thing, I think I'll call it ground"

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Wear this while listening to Whale Songs

heartflux


quality posts: 5 Private Messages heartflux

This was all I wanted for Christmas. Thank you, Santa.

I woot, therefore I am.

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond

Congratulations! It does look like a very thoughtful, almost (but unfortunately not quite) floating in pensivity cetacean.


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

Dragynwing


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Dragynwing

This would be an instabuy if there was a bowl of petunias to go with the whale.

when i want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, i'll buy shoes for my cats.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I'm relieved to see that today's write up isn't another tear-jerker. I don't have anymore tissue handy after last nights write up.

xilent1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xilent1

Fourteen 'I want threes' please.

Amauriel


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Amauriel

I'm so glad this got printed! It's my favorite design from a derby in a long time. Gratz and thanks to jasneko!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 162 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Awww, that whale is only going to be floating there for a little while until its new friend rushes up to meet it.

=[ This shirt makes me sad.

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond
bluejester wrote:I'm relieved to see that today's write up isn't another tear-jerker. I don't have anymore tissue handy after last nights write up.



one goes up, one comes down...

and before the really bad puns strike, maybe I should try sleep.


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

wreathofbarbs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wreathofbarbs

absolutely in love with this shirt. As soon as I saw the whale I thought "existential whale?" ... lo and behold, it was indeed! mine mine mine mine!

woots:
Zombie Hunting shirt
Tracking guide shirt
Random shirt

tinytrex


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tinytrex
Amauriel wrote:I'm so glad this got printed! It's my favorite design from a derby in a long time. Gratz and thanks to jasneko!



this is exactly how I feel! hooray!

anamorican


quality posts: 1 Private Messages anamorican

Haven't bought a shirt that quick since... since... well, ever. I've never hit "I Want One" so fast before in my life.
#solongandthanksforalltheshirts

rileyper


quality posts: 68 Private Messages rileyper

dang i dropped the ball on this reference, i thought it was a star whale from doctor who

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

If was Narwhal, then sale. This not Narwhal, no sale.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82
bpeterson82 wrote:If was Narwhal, then sale. This not Narwhal, no sale.



It would make it an Existential Narwhal, and more meme meets Hitchhiker's Guide, et al.

Apemeat


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Apemeat

I love this design. I think everyone can relate to its message because, I mean, really, who hasn't, at some point in their life, sat down and contemplated life's porpoise?

wreathofbarbs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wreathofbarbs
Apemeat wrote:I love this design. I think everyone can relate to its message because, I mean, really, who hasn't, at some point in their life, sat down and contemplated life's porpoise?



brilliant! Whale done!

woots:
Zombie Hunting shirt
Tracking guide shirt
Random shirt

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

Most confusing write-up EVER.

'Grats Jasneko!

vladistov


quality posts: 51 Private Messages vladistov

Was he sent up by M.A.S.A?

applesonatree


quality posts: 1 Private Messages applesonatree

..is this a reference to that 'depressed whale' animation on youtube? :D

KrmtDfrog


quality posts: 9 Private Messages KrmtDfrog
Dragynwing wrote:This would be an instabuy if there was a bowl of petunias to go with the whale.



My exact same thought

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 100 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Wasn't Scotty supposed to beam the whale into the ocean, not into space?

I don't know.

sunaness


quality posts: 19 Private Messages sunaness

I jumped out of bed to check shirt.woot because I just KNEW this won today. I'm really glad :D

ldvaughn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ldvaughn

Sings,

[Down by the bay,
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home,
I dare not go,
For if I do,
My mother will say:"Did you ever see a whale, pondering it's existence and such?"
Down by the bay!]

I was never good at singing.

richardhod


quality posts: 261 Private Messages richardhod

I'm going to wear this in Wales.

That's Stephen Fry narrating the film, and though he's a national treasure, look for the original radio series (or subsequent, less-edited-than-film 1981 TV series) on the tubes.

doctorwhofan142009


quality posts: 2 Private Messages doctorwhofan142009

I think it's referring to the floating space whales from Doctor Who.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

Everybody loves the Infinite Improbability Drive!

Radscoolian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Radscoolian

Congrats Jasneko!

cricketfan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cricketfan
Dragynwing wrote:This would be an instabuy if there was a bowl of petunias to go with the whale.



Yep, I mentioned on the voting thread I need petunias too! hehe