Shirt.Woot

I haven't seen a shirt this ugly since...since...well, never. It's so ugly, it's perfect.

is it just me or are they getting uglier as time goes on...
or does that mean that these sweaters are becoming more successful?

bizarrely attracted... not in a good way, nor in a bad way...

If it wasn't for the fact I rather spend my cash on the humorous and creative woot shirts that are the envy of all shirt lovers. I would buy this monsterousity of the holiday spirt, that is another propelling force behind the comericilization of a traditional holiday, that has been rendered to a spending spree that takes a year to recover from, and shred it to pieces with my spork.

Curse you evil promoters of the deprived essence of the holiday spirt!! May your sweater shirt bring misery to the children you gift it to. While the horrid patterns dance in you head like the dancing santas to the singing bass songs.

-__- may you evil turn back on you a thousand fold by showering you in knack knacks and the destained 2nd hand store momentos of faded happiness from vaction.

Did you guys really have to repeat this shirt?! I remember it from last year. This is worst then perserved fruit cake, which can at least be used as a blunt weapon of destruction. what cha going to do with this shirt? Dance around singing christmas carols you can't remember all the words to?

Come now Shirt.Woot, ugly is not politically correct. How about Visually Challenging Holiday Sweater 2011?

Why. Why on earth would you buy a T-shirt version of something you would automatically throw away. Just... why?

xxchange wrote:Why. Why on earth would you buy a T-shirt version of something you would automatically throw away. Just... why?

I plan on wearing mine year round, to spite the status quo.

To overnight or not to overnight.... that is the question....

If I overnight this, will I actually get it tuesday? The 'past shirts' link says 12/9 shipping.

What is "Holiday Sweater" supposed to mean?

Is this for Thanksgiving? Easter? Halloween?

I'm a little confused.

SADeviant wrote:If I overnight this, will I actually get it tuesday? The 'past shirts' link says 12/9 shipping.

I have the same question. My work's ugly sweater day is this Thursday, and while I've got an order in, if it doesn't ship by Tuesday, the shirts won't do me (or my co-workers) much good.

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ChronoSquall14 wrote:I have the same question. My work's ugly sweater day is this Thursday, and while I've got an order in, if it doesn't ship by Tuesday, the shirts won't do me (or my co-workers) much good.

I need mine for my boss's work party but the principle is essentially the same.

By the way, why hasn't Shirt Dotwoot come out to thank the users for buying this and showing him support?

Going to be my first the Ugly Holiday Sweater! yay!

oh, woot. You had me at "Ugly".

Just picked up the original 2007 ugly sweater shirt. Score!

There is no way this will make it here by my Wednesday office x-mas party. Too bad.

It took me some time to figure out why I love this shirt so much. It's super-busy, which is great, and most of the imagery is definitely Christmas, and it's got gingerbread men, which I love - but it's the hearts that puts the design over the top. In the middle of all of this holiday paraphenelia are a bunch of big red hearts, and it takes it from Christmas explosion to schmaltzy ugly sweater territory.

It really is the best ugly Woot! sweater shirt yet.

AWESOME. another beautifully ugly option for the holiday season. I went with free shipping instead of overnight...really hope this makes it here by mid next week!

My 2nd-grade son is dancing in the Nutcracker this weekend, and one of his roles is a gingerbread boy.

Would it be cruel to have this overnighted for him to wear to rehearsals this week?

Will it really get here tomorrow?

ChronoSquall14 wrote:It took me some time to figure out why I lve this shirt so much. It's super-busy, which is great, and most of the imagery is definitely Christmas, and it's got gingerbread men, which I love - but it's the hearts that puts the design over the top. In the middle of all of this holiday paraphenelia are a bunch of big red hearts, and it takes it from Christmas explosion to schmaltzy ugly sweater territory.

It really is the best ugly Woot! sweater shirt yet.

Agreed. I'm about 10 seconds away from buying this. The warm toasty brown-ness puts it over the top for me.

I am SO tempted to buy this and use white paint to cover the knit marks on one-half of the last heart.

'Cause you've GOT to be low on life when wearing a sweater as ugly as this one.

(beep...beep...beep...beep...)

Too bad Woot! won't give a 'buy all 4' option

Anyone else shocked that people buy these?

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY!!!

(Who's in?)

It says pay overnight get it Tuesday... only reason I bought some. My kid has a karate Christmas function tomorrow night so I picked up a few so we could all roll in style. If they aren't here before the party I'll kindly request a refund.

xninjagrrl wrote:I plan on wearing mine year round, to spite the status quo.

I wear my woot! snowman shirt year round, gets funny looks in July when it's 110 outside. Also enjoy wearing some halloween shirts year round, much to my wife's dismay.

PixyJunket wrote:What is "Holiday Sweater" supposed to mean?

Is this for Thanksgiving? Easter? Halloween?

I'm a little confused.

All of the above. Also Xmas, Kwanza, Hanukah, New Years and others too. Woot shirts aren't prejudiced. Happy holidays!

Would it kill you to offer a 4XXXX size Woot Shirt? I would love to send some of these to my fat a$$ brother in Mississippi. He does not actually live in Mississippi, but he feels more comfortable there.

Hideous! Aunt Norma would approve.

My boy said this morning "Wow, cool shirt!"

mjc613 wrote:Anyone else shocked that people buy these?

Nope. It's so bad it's good.

ChronoSquall14 wrote:I have the same question. My work's ugly sweater day is this Thursday, and while I've got an order in, if it doesn't ship by Tuesday, the shirts won't do me (or my co-workers) much good.

Doesnt the $5 shipping option say "get it by tuesday dec 6"?

How about a shirt w/ Woot-Off! the wed-nosed waindeer on it?

I guess they would have gotten in trouble had they used the original lyrics "don we now our *insert woot expletive replacement here* apparel" that would have made a great pun. I wonder if wanda sykes ownes any woot stock

xninjagrrl wrote:Doesnt the $5 shipping option say "get it by tuesday dec 6"?

It does, but I swear that's been kind of a boilerplate option before and not necessarily been the truth. Anyway, based on how the old shirts are described as being kind of separate, I'm not concerned about this one getting here late.

Why can't I buy my whole family a set? Why limit it to 1?

When will the limit be lifted?

xxchange wrote:Why. Why on earth would you buy a T-shirt version of something you would automatically throw away. Just... why?

To punish others for the bad Christmas gifts they get you, obviously.

They may throw it away, but not before you get the satisfaction of seeing the look of horror take over their faces as they realize what it is. Worth every penny.

bobpappas wrote:Why can't I buy my whole family a set? Why limit it to 1?

When will the limit be lifted?

You're limited to three per account, one order on debut day. If you ordered already, email service@woot.com with your order number right away, along with the sizes you need, to see if they can increase your order to three.

Then have your significant other sign up to order more too.