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Makin’ Bread

Speed to First Woot:
0m 50.000s
First Sucker:
darknytefire
Last Wooter to Woot:
Twistedvision903
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 43% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
9562

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Oh, I knead this.

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

From what I've heard, felines make a purr-fect banana bread. -commence collective groan-

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

As cute as that cat is, I don't think that the USDA's Food Safety and Inspection Service is going to be happy about this.

blk909


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blk909

Darling. Orange tabbies are my favorite.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

Cat looks so darn happy it's nearly irresistible; nice fish detail on the towel.

Zamiel4tw


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Zamiel4tw

The question I've asked most in my life has finally been answered. It's been bread all along!

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

There's just something about cat bread, isn't there?

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Cutest dough kneading cat ever! Love it <3
Big congrats on first place Ochopika!


Silverpsycho


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Silverpsycho

I love catbread. ;D

Trading: Guts & Reverse Tarzan (both are size WL)

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07



Also, my first thoughts went to this. I dare you to not smile. I. Dare. You.

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

annieflies


quality posts: 12 Private Messages annieflies
bluejester wrote:Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?



you're not a cat person, are ya?

oops, pardon me, i wooted

thisniss


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thisniss

If this came in a gluten-free version, I'd be all over it.

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

Finally something I votes for wins it all! I must buy more than one to celebrate. Must!

curses


quality posts: 0 Private Messages curses
bluejester wrote:Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?



It's the kneading, which seems to be pretty serious business judging by their expressions while doing it.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Shoulda' been Makin' Muffins. Alliteration is the best.

leanne30


quality posts: 3 Private Messages leanne30

The "joke" is cute. The design is good. But I would not wear or buy a cat shirt. Ever. Even so, congratulations!

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 87 Private Messages Thirdbase9

If it were a cute puppy dog, I'd be all over it.

I don't know.

w00tgurl


quality posts: 26 Private Messages w00tgurl

specifically, making biscuits!

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ainadal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ainadal
Thirdbase9 wrote:If it were a cute puppy dog, I'd be all over it.



That wouldn't make sense!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Ha ha ha kitty! I figured this guy would make it. And look, it's like two double takes in a row with annoying cats that placed! YAY for cats.

leanne30


quality posts: 3 Private Messages leanne30
ainadal wrote:That wouldn't make sense!




I think those who don't "get" the shirt need to google "why do cats knead?". It will explain a lot.

ddrirc


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ddrirc

it's cute. good xmas gift for a girl perhaps.

embracethestars


quality posts: 0 Private Messages embracethestars

I can't wait to wear this shirt and have my ginger puss knead upon a ginger puss kneading! Yo dawg...?

jerroul


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jerroul

My cats, Sakura and Morgaise, are definitely into Makin' Bread, although Sakura is even more into stealing bread off the table/counter and eatin' it!

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Flour, butter, egg yolk...must be brioche! But it looks like someone needs to show that cat how to properly separate eggs.

jobezark


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jobezark

Don't know why this won the 'double take' derby as it only took me one take to know I would buy it.

www.jobezark.com

bummrounde


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bummrounde

Will this arrive for Christmas using standard shipping?

zootietoo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zootietoo

if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?

ldvaughn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ldvaughn

A cute squee faced kitty making bread, what more could you ask for? That's right nothing, I shall now click "I Want One!" button.

msklzannie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages msklzannie

I think this shirt will be making me break my "no-red-shirts-rule". Seriously, I only own one red-red shirt, and it's 20 years old now. And, no, I highly doubt it still fits.

Total woot orders: 189
Bag o.f Crap: 12/25/2010, 1/25/2011, 6/15/2011, 11/9/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/3012, 4/26/2012

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

Mmmm, bread that comes with its own floss!

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
zootietoo wrote:if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?



About a 3xl - no they do not sell them, just get the mens.

jesseroo


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jesseroo

Yay this makes me happy. In for 1. When it comes and I wear it, and then my kitty kneads my skin, I'll feel so meta.


*also second the notion that if you normally wear XL, for her to get a men's XL. The women's shirts are practically kid's sizes, imo.

msklzannie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages msklzannie
zootietoo wrote:if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?



Nothing in women's. You'll have to go with the MXL. WXL is similar to MM.

ETA: I see Blanked beat me to it.

Total woot orders: 189
Bag o.f Crap: 12/25/2010, 1/25/2011, 6/15/2011, 11/9/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/3012, 4/26/2012

hkhm


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hkhm

as a professional baker who adores cats, i must own this shirt.

bmxjimp


quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp
bluejester wrote:Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?


Often when a cat is very comfortable with their environment or whomever they are with, they will do a "kneading" behavior to show contentment. The action is also done with a kitten's mother, so for an adult cat it's also a sign of whom the cat trusts and depends on. Anyway, the repetitive action looks like the cat is making bread and it's pretty amusing to watch.

I'm glad to see this one made it! I'll be in for one for my wife, I'm sure.


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer
zootietoo wrote:if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?



Here's the sizing chart so you can compare measurements.

However, probably none of the W sizes Woot offers will fit right. The women's sizes run ridiculously small, such that, in my experience, a WXL is barely the size of a MM.

I normally wear a ML which fit me snuggly. One time I ordered a WXL in randoms because the ML were sold out. The WXL was nowhere near fitting. It felt like trying on children's clothing.

andypop


quality posts: 8 Private Messages andypop

Love it! ...and we've always called it "Making biscuits