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Oh, I knead this.

From what I've heard, felines make a purr-fect banana bread. -commence collective groan-

As cute as that cat is, I don't think that the USDA's Food Safety and Inspection Service is going to be happy about this.

Darling. Orange tabbies are my favorite.

Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?

Cat looks so darn happy it's nearly irresistible; nice fish detail on the towel.

The question I've asked most in my life has finally been answered. It's been bread all along!

There's just something about cat bread, isn't there?

Cutest dough kneading cat ever! Love it <3
Big congrats on first place Ochopika!

I love catbread. ;D

Also, my first thoughts went to this. I dare you to not smile. I. Dare. You.

bluejester wrote:Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?

you're not a cat person, are ya?

If this came in a gluten-free version, I'd be all over it.

Finally something I votes for wins it all! I must buy more than one to celebrate. Must!

bluejester wrote:Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?

It's the kneading, which seems to be pretty serious business judging by their expressions while doing it.

Shoulda' been Makin' Muffins. Alliteration is the best.

The "joke" is cute. The design is good. But I would not wear or buy a cat shirt. Ever. Even so, congratulations!

If it were a cute puppy dog, I'd be all over it.

specifically, making biscuits!

Thirdbase9 wrote:If it were a cute puppy dog, I'd be all over it.

That wouldn't make sense!

Ha ha ha kitty! I figured this guy would make it. And look, it's like two double takes in a row with annoying cats that placed! YAY for cats.

ainadal wrote:That wouldn't make sense!

I think those who don't "get" the shirt need to google "why do cats knead?". It will explain a lot.

it's cute. good xmas gift for a girl perhaps.

I can't wait to wear this shirt and have my ginger puss knead upon a ginger puss kneading! Yo dawg...?

My cats, Sakura and Morgaise, are definitely into Makin' Bread, although Sakura is even more into stealing bread off the table/counter and eatin' it!

Flour, butter, egg yolk...must be brioche! But it looks like someone needs to show that cat how to properly separate eggs.

Don't know why this won the 'double take' derby as it only took me one take to know I would buy it.

Will this arrive for Christmas using standard shipping?

if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?

A cute squee faced kitty making bread, what more could you ask for? That's right nothing, I shall now click "I Want One!" button.

I think this shirt will be making me break my "no-red-shirts-rule". Seriously, I only own one red-red shirt, and it's 20 years old now. And, no, I highly doubt it still fits.

Mmmm, bread that comes with its own floss!

zootietoo wrote:if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?

About a 3xl - no they do not sell them, just get the mens.

Yay this makes me happy. In for 1. When it comes and I wear it, and then my kitty kneads my skin, I'll feel so meta.


*also second the notion that if you normally wear XL, for her to get a men's XL. The women's shirts are practically kid's sizes, imo.

zootietoo wrote:if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?

Nothing in women's. You'll have to go with the MXL. WXL is similar to MM.

ETA: I see Blanked beat me to it.

as a professional baker who adores cats, i must own this shirt.

bluejester wrote:Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?

Often when a cat is very comfortable with their environment or whomever they are with, they will do a "kneading" behavior to show contentment. The action is also done with a kitten's mother, so for an adult cat it's also a sign of whom the cat trusts and depends on. Anyway, the repetitive action looks like the cat is making bread and it's pretty amusing to watch.

I'm glad to see this one made it! I'll be in for one for my wife, I'm sure.

zootietoo wrote:if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?

Here's the sizing chart so you can compare measurements.

However, probably none of the W sizes Woot offers will fit right. The women's sizes run ridiculously small, such that, in my experience, a WXL is barely the size of a MM.

I normally wear a ML which fit me snuggly. One time I ordered a WXL in randoms because the ML were sold out. The WXL was nowhere near fitting. It felt like trying on children's clothing.

Love it! ...and we've always called it "Making biscuits