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People in the west really like Star Trek and pastries, I guess.

Can this please be on an apron?

Should I set my oven to "stun"?

The only thing that would happen to this shirt on Risa is that it would be taken off and discarded on the floor.

Just sayin'.

Well, I only read the slashfic. I don't write it. I'll have some Calrissian cupcakes please!

endangeredomega wrote:cue the endless stream of highly original people demanding aprons ....

Oh, there's my cue Please woot, can we have an apron in the next special sale?

Chick shirt weekend, it would seem.
I was waiting for this one, though.
My wife will dig it.

I know I've seen this shirt before... was it here on woot, and its a repeat, or did this get printed somewhere else, and now it's on woot?

Thirdbase9 wrote:But doesn't he have to just go up to a replicator and say something like "Cookies. Chocolate chip. Warm."

He's obviously on the holodeck pretending to be somewhere in France.

How do they stay so svelte in those skin-tight uniforms if they eat like that? Maybe calories have been eliminated in the 24th century.

If this cookbook eliminated calories, I'd be in for one!

Dumb comment ahead: "We call this color" line would have worked better (for me) as Tee. Earl Brown. Hot.

Dumb comment above.

OK, I'm going to add to the popular demand. I would totally buy an apron of this, and pay extra too. One that is a better color than brown, but none the less, I would buy an apron of this.

Kudos to the copywriter. Chock full of chuckles in the write-up!

Bake it ain't so, I will not go, turn the oven on, carry the tray home. NA NA nA-NA NA NA NA NA-NA

I am disappoint AGAIN! I'll never see that other kitty shirt printed. -sad face-

endangeredomega wrote:cue the endless stream of highly original people demanding aprons ....

I have no interest in buying this on a shirt. Maybe as a poster to put on the wall. But I'd definitely buy it if it were on an apron!

zsinix wrote:Should I set my oven to "stun"?

No, you set the oven to "bake."

jamisonchase wrote:Can anyone tell me what the sizing WS, Wm etc... mean? is it women or wide? much thanks!

The "W" means women. A petite, cup size A would be a Small, a skinny A or B cup would be Medium. The women's shirts run extremely small.

Ahhhh!!! Thanks voters!!! Been crossing my fingers for this to print since the last derby it was in. What a great way to start my day!

Stardamsel and everyone who voted for this, I wish I could give each of you a big high-five.

endangeredomega wrote:cue the endless stream of highly original people demanding aprons ....

I admit, I'm one of those people that would love it on an apron...I don't have an apron at the moment, either...

But still so glad this printed! Also, apprently this was reprise of the Kitchen Derby.

jigj119 wrote:I know it's not, but I can't help thinking each of the five baked goods represents the 5 different Star Trek series. Now if only I could figure out how... The cake sort of has a TOS color scheme, and the pie is a circle, just like DS9.

Just pick the one you like least and that's your Enterprise.

I'd enjoy a DS9 pie ;-)

computermd82 wrote:Just pick the one you like least and that's your Enterprise.

I'd enjoy a DS9 pie ;-)

Yes yes yes! My first time buying two of the same shirt. When I inevitably wear out, spill something permanent on, or rip this, I will have a backup. Hooray, and congrats stardamsel! This is easily my favorite shirt ever.

Thanks so much for the votes and comments, you guys! :-D Here's to the finest shirt in Starfleet!

(Engage.)

Can't complain about this (or the other winners) as I understand why they're popular, but I was really hoping for Star Lunch and/or Cute Has a Flavor.

Bought!! Can't wait to wear this! :3

Reminds me of...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdzxjg_cakes_fun

So happy this printed! I bought 3; 2 for me and my hubby and 1 for my best friend. Hopefully, we won't find ourselves wearing them at the same time together and get a attacked by Star Wars fans... :D

Congrats, Stardamsel!

Man, this double take has been so bad on my poor wallet. Got two of these, one for me and one for my fiance. ^_^ I think out of the entire DT, this is the one I wanted the most. <3 Picard <3

Either my husband will wear this or I will have one extremely breezy nightshirt after Christmas.

mrliteralesq wrote:Can this please be on an apron?

Make your own?

You know...Shirt Woot has done specialty items before, like the totes and hoodies. Perhaps when the grillin' season arrives, they can print some of their finest cooking shirts on aprons? Yes? Yes? Good. ^_^

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the design seems to be a take-off of the 50's-kitschy design of some cookbooks-I'm thinking Jessica Seinfeld's Deceptively Delicious in particular. For those of you wondering about this.
I am waffling (get it?) on this one-I like the design but generally don't do brown shirts. Plus I just bought Makin' Bread.
BUT Jean-Luc gives me the shivers when he says "Make it so!". He's so hot being all in charge like that.

clangle wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong, but the design seems to be a take-off of the 50's-kitschy design of some cookbooks-I'm thinking Jessica Seinfeld's Deceptively Delicious in particular.

There is also this page of comedy gold, featuring the monstrosities of 50's meat jello recipes!

Gallery of Regrettable Food

This site made me laugh til I peed. Hilarious!

If you want to make this into a pretty easy apron, check out:

http://www.rufflesandstuff.com/2010/04/double-apron-day-easy-t-shirt-aprons.html

Would make a pretty great christmas gift!

bassanimation wrote:There is also this page of comedy gold, featuring the monstrosities of 50's meat jello recipes!

Gallery of Regrettable Food

This site made me laugh til I peed. Hilarious!

Ha Ha! "NOTE: the vegetables are strictly ornamental. Do NOT eat the vegetables."

Sounds like the cap'n has a stuffy dose.

jigj119 wrote:I know it's not, but I can't help thinking each of the five baked goods represents the 5 different Star Trek series. Now if only I could figure out how... The cake sort of has a TOS color scheme, and the pie is a circle, just like DS9.

THERE
ARE
FOUR
BAKED GOODS!

Thank you for voting this in, fellow wooters! I bake for a living and I love Star Trek = PERFECT shirt to wear to work. ::dances::

I need this on an apron!

The girlfriend is going to love this shirt!!!