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Dojo Chores

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



Supersugar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Supersugar

Ha, that's so me! Couldn't hit a target even with ninja training! ... I'm so ashamed.

hkhm


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hkhm

dojo soji has never been so cute. ^_^

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

I sense impending injuries ...

Also, YAY on your first print!

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja

Great shirt for me.

mattryan


quality posts: 42 Private Messages mattryan

I can never, ever ever ever ever have enough Ninja shirts Thank you WOOT!!!! Love my ninja shirts.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 100 Private Messages Thirdbase9

They should careful, those things look like they could put an eye out.

I don't know.

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

This was me, except I was sweeping pencils out of the ceiling.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

Reminds me of the dodgeballs caught in the ceiling of my elementary school gym. How did they get there?

ruinexplorer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ruinexplorer

Sensei says "Don't shuriken your duties".

thisniss


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thisniss

I really, really wanted to see the Nautilus shirt print (my 12 yr old is a Fibonacci freak), but this is a great consolation prize. Plus, I guess the Reckoning was getting pretty full of shirts in the calligram category, and the kawaii ninja genre was painfully underrepresented.

Congrats on the print, coffeybean!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Reminds me of that old folktale The Three Sillies

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
Thirdbase9 wrote:They should careful, those things look like they could put an eye out.



I want an official Red Ryder, throwing action, two-hundred shot range model shuriken!

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Uh oh. I forsee a ninja battle in the upcoming reckoning.

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

So now that we have ninjas that can't get their aim ... and we have ninjas that can't get the stealth part down ... what's next in the shirt.woot ninja chronicles?

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
Narfcake wrote:So now that we have ninjas that can't get their aim ... and we have ninjas that can't get the stealth part down ... what's next in the shirt.woot ninja chronicles?



Snail ninjas!

vogt2385


quality posts: 2 Private Messages vogt2385

This is why ninja dojos are so clean and tidy.

zikzak


quality posts: 23 Private Messages zikzak

My god, it's full of stars...

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Ok I definitely thought he was somehow throwing the ninja stars using his broom or something. The ceiling needs to be better defined perhaps...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
Assassin15 wrote:Ok I definitely thought he was somehow throwing the ninja stars using his broom or something. The ceiling needs to be better defined perhaps...



I think the embedded tips do the job. But, from a distance, I can definitely see what you initially saw.

lonelypond


quality posts: 464 Private Messages lonelypond

Darn cute...debating starting a ninja shirt collection (two of any theme qualifies as a collection). Ninja holding the basket looks concerned; I think he's already had a few close...shaves.

Need a New Year's Resolution? Resolve to read In The Bleak December ; )

ldvaughn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ldvaughn

If only the ninjas were taller, chores would be so much easier >.<

luisa081


quality posts: 0 Private Messages luisa081

"Yeah, first year sucks, but stick with it, because it gets better."

They look like retired ninja to me ... they have eye wrinkles.

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

Must be a pretty rigorous dojo for two red belts to be doing the clean-up duties.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_belt_(martial_arts)

Bet they didn't see this coming.

dekulink


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dekulink

Ninja? Everyday chores? Mr. Miyagi must be the person talking in the writeup.

freshwaterowl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages freshwaterowl

I remember this shirt design from a derby and I voted for it and really hoped that it would be made, it looks like my dreams came true... only now I don't have any money to buy it >.<

phsu005


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phsu005

in for 1! =]

dmgenesis


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dmgenesis

The ninja on the right should be careful. The shuriken might fall on him.

BrotherTungsten


quality posts: 2 Private Messages BrotherTungsten

True, they should really be wearing their ninja goggles. But at least they're wearing their ninja respirators so they don't get ninja hay fever.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

The ECs have been a lot less predictable this time around, but I was rooting for Coffeybean to be selected. If only so he'd get drawing again in the derby. :^)

Great pick, well deserved, and a fun shirt. Congrats CB!

elizalishly


quality posts: 20 Private Messages elizalishly

OH MY GOSH IT'S SO CUTE.

IT'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA DIE.

*SQUEEEEEEEEE*

x3xleggedxninja


quality posts: 3 Private Messages x3xleggedxninja
SuperNinja wrote:Great shirt for me.



As for me. And I challenge you to a battle. 3 o'clock. Dojo. Be there.

mcm1900


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mcm1900

Enough with the 'ninja' themed shirts already? Yeesh!

Are hipsters lovin' on ninjas or something this month?

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

The expression on the right ninja is so cute and endearing! Really funny design!

Mom2PCnL


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Mom2PCnL

Can't tell you how happy I am this printed. Love, love, love it!!! Congrats

nblottie


quality posts: 11 Private Messages nblottie

My thoughts exactly. Coffeybean has been missed in the derby and I've been hoping the near misses hadn't scared him away. Congrats on the print buddy!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

At least they don't have to mop up the Seppuku Room.

mhatter106


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mhatter106
dmgenesis wrote:The ninja on the right should be careful. The shuriken might fall on him.



i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought they should wear safety goggles.

lobstrain


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lobstrain

This shirt is inaccurate. Ninjas can walk on ceilings.

Chalafi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Chalafi

Yay a shirt for me on my Birthday! Thank you Woot, I will pretend you did this just for me. :D