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Cotton Armor

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s
First Sucker:
mearlus
Last Wooter to Woot:
farnswaggle
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 3% of Shirt Woots
Top 34% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3709

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

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Quality Posts



lonelypond


 quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Simple, sturdy, wear your stats on the outside to better intimidate your opponents (with cotton?!?!?!?) goodness.

genericsmith


 quality posts: 15 Private Messages genericsmith

Congrats!!! Cool shirt.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

NitsuaKun


 quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

For the dungeon crawler that demands both comfort and functionality.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

shutts67


 quality posts: 16 Private Messages shutts67

Really? I've seen incredibly similar shirts.

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bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Buy three and add +3 to cold protection!

I do that twitter thing at times

ckeilah


 quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah

Are we really this nerdy??

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

zekecatz


 quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Meh, I just don't cotton to this.

kittysoup


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages kittysoup

This comment adds +2 to your Reading Level!

zombiekicker


 quality posts: 10 Private Messages zombiekicker

Aw, c'mon Woot! Why do I hafta imagine the "pocket of holding"?

travisl


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages travisl

I'm an NPC? I guess that's just safer for everyone.

WalterTangoFoxtrot


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages WalterTangoFoxtrot

I need to get multiple several of these to wear under my over-armor... srsly, one of these + Leather Duster + viking beard = don't ---- with me, don't even ask me for change.

aarone46


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages aarone46
zekecatz wrote:Meh, I just don't cotton to this.



They've gotta be busting our bolls with this one, right?

smcphetrige


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages smcphetrige

I just spent two hours doing some prep work to run a game for some friends who have never played D&D. I haven't played myself in 8 years or so. Anyway decided to go to bed at 11:58, brushed my teeth, checked the new shirt.woot and instantly bought. I saw it as a sign of good games to come!

aoviss


 quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss

Far too world of warcrafty.

I mean, I kinda like it, but it nearly looks like the generic products off the shelves in the 1980s...stenciled content name and barcode.

Shirt has TM:DNR on it as well.

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

Draithy


 quality posts: 14 Private Messages Draithy

Now if only it were elvish SWEAT free... then it'd truly to be magical!

spilzer


 quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

I don't think this is the definition of glamer that the artist had in mind...

WoodyTX


 quality posts: 5 Private Messages WoodyTX

RE: Wearing multiple shirts.

Sorry, but the modern D&D rulesets don't allow stacking bonuses of the same type. Now, if you could get a Polyester Shirt of +10 Synthetic Armor...

I'm not keeping track of my Woots, but they average more than one a month, starting with the InFocus 4805 Projector on 06/30/05.

IamIreland


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages IamIreland

Eh, this has been done before, and I liked the previous iteration better. If, however, you like this one better, you're in luck!

-http://www.jinx.com/content/prod/2685p_23c_1b.jpg
-http://rlv.zcache.com/1_shirt-p235117019981075775zv75e_400.jpg
-http://rlv.zcache.com/cotton_shirt_5_defense-p235850868337696249qmbd_400.jpg
-http://rlv.zcache.com/bind_on_equip_tshirt-p235061484409775049qqvw_400.jpg

DianaSprinkle


 quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

I'm still surprised this passed the "no text only design" rule. Woot's rules are a mystery to me.

Still, good job snagging first!

Print Store!

zekecatz


 quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz
aarone46 wrote:They've gotta be busting our bolls with this one, right?



Weevil will see.

thatrobert


 quality posts: 17 Private Messages thatrobert

Woah, I was hoping to come in 3rd! Thanks for all the votes, fellow dungeoners!

manofrust


 quality posts: 8 Private Messages manofrust
ckeilah wrote:Are we really this nerdy??


Yes. Yes we are.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Slydon


 quality posts: 15 Private Messages Slydon

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ivanivanovich wrote:Does it mean, "you’re not effected" or, "you’re not affected"?



Take a bow. I can't believe I missed that.

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

Thirdbase9


 quality posts: 26 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Did Stuart survive the process that made the Adamantine?

I don't know.

cgibiault


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages cgibiault

Does this actually have a pocket ?

ThunderThighs


 quality posts: 312 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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cgibiault wrote:Does this actually have a pocket ?

The pocket is a lie.


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lobstrain


 quality posts: 11 Private Messages lobstrain

This shirt seems good... but I don't want to lose my "Birthday Suit" set bonus.

BetterThanTheRest


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

This "armor" is worthless without the pocket. Shirt.woot NEEDS to DLC it.

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

loaba


 quality posts: 26 Private Messages loaba

Okay, I'm sorry but there is just no way this shirt can have a +10 armor bonus, I mean just no. Plate Mail is only rocking +9 AC, so this shirt has broken written all over it. I would never allow it my game


Note: yeah, I'm so in for one.

MathUhhhSaurus


 quality posts: 56 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

This comes with a pocket?! O: *gets hopes up*

Edit:

ThunderThighs wrote:The pocket is a lie.




:[

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

estrus


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages estrus

Alright Hillsboro!

zanetheinsane


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages zanetheinsane
bluejester wrote:Buy three and add +3 to cold protection!



We all know that bonuses from the same source don't stack, that's just silly.

jgreen0101


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages jgreen0101
aoviss wrote:Far too world of warcrafty.

I mean, I kinda like it, but it nearly looks like the generic products off the shelves in the 1980s...stenciled content name and barcode.

Shirt has TM:DNR on it as well.



Far too world of warcrafty? 1980's? Which turnip truck did you just fall off of? Flag that jackhole down so you can get back on.

gyladia


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages gyladia

Pocket of Holding requires a pocket.

penthus


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages penthus
thatrobert wrote:Woah, I was hoping to come in 3rd! Thanks for all the votes, fellow dungeoners!



Shouldn't that be "dungeoneers"?

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seraphprowess


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages seraphprowess
jgreen0101 wrote:Far too world of warcrafty? 1980's? Which turnip truck did you just fall off of? Flag that jackhole down so you can get back on.



*falls over giggling* I always appreciate it when someone says what I'm thinking before I have to...

seraphprowess


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages seraphprowess
penthus wrote:Shouldn't that be "dungeoneers"?



REALLY? *That's* worth pointing out?

SlyKamaui


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages SlyKamaui

I am sitting here, sincerely trying to figure out the reason for the +10 AC.

As a Ranger, I am forced to wear light to medium armor, only providing about +4. Even with the mithril I could bring that up to a +5 no problem. Some might say it's the adamantine threading, but (at least by Pathfinder rules) that adds hardness rather than AC.

So whether I am harder to hit or just harder(in the abdomen of course), fine by me I suppose. :P

P.S. I love the shirt, but what with the Christmas season, don't have the spare kaching.

danthol


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages danthol
loaba wrote:Okay, I'm sorry but there is just no way this shirt can have a +10 armor bonus, I mean just no. Plate Mail is only rocking +9 AC, so this shirt has broken written all over it. I would never allow it my game


Note: yeah, I'm so in for one.



Dude, it's all about the dragon ink.

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