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jake4u wrote:I am disappointed, Every year for the past 2 years I have waited until the 23rd to buy the new Woot Christmas Shirt for my whole family and pay for over night shipping so we can eaar our new shirts while we open presents..... it started with the green Rudolph, then the ugly Christmas sweater shirt.... and now this year... well nothing, nothing... not even close to a Christmas Shirt... My family is sad, I hope this gets fixed next year... at least let us know some how that you won't be doing the Christmas shirt... Its a sad Christmas.
Dearest Internet Person,
I write to you in hopes of finding you well and amenable to purchasing t-shirts from your friend, shirt.woot. It is unfortunate that you have been unable to diligently and obsessively check shirt.woot in previous weeks--most specifically on the date of December the fifth. Beginning that very day, you would have been able to see and purchase not only a very Xmas-y shirt, but an Xmas-y shirt so very Xmas-y that some could call it... UGLY.
Yes, Dear Internet Person, an Ugly Xmas Shirt that you and your family could have purchased and worn on your important holiday! Not only could you have purchased this Xmas Holiday Seasonal Sweater Shirt Thing Designed t-shirt that was new, but you could have chosen from a PLETHORA (four; really just four) of older Xmas Holiday Seasonal Sweater Shirt Thing Designed t-shirts.
I extend my deepest condolences in your loss of purchasing t-shirts for use on your chosen holiday, but in hopes of assuaging your sorrow and disappointment, I do offer you a link to the shirt as it was presented--and still, for a limited time only, is--for sale.
With All Proper and Necessary Enthusiastic Regards To Your Choice of Holidays,
I rose in rainy autumn and walked abroad in a shower of all my days.