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Code of Arms

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
zach0731
Last Wooter to Woot:
bhottex3
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 13% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
5493

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Quality Posts



odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats, Ian! Hopefully you can stick around in the reckoning for a long time!





lonelypond


quality posts: 460 Private Messages lonelypond

So first learn to code, then buy this shirt for the monkeys + color scheme, then order pizza?

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

ianleino


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ianleino

Be sure to check out my Facebook page for a chance to win this shirt and to see other new designs!

Find me on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, or Google+
My Shop [/url]

letshunt


quality posts: 7 Private Messages letshunt

Code monkey very simple man, with big warm fuzzy secret heart.

Code Monkey bought shirt

4khaos


quality posts: 8 Private Messages 4khaos

Oh no, is that a Blue Screen of Death I'm seeing?

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

oooo, a bsod... I haven't seen one of those since I moved to Apple computers in ot'8

that was fun while it lasted!

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

our coders get upset when I call them code-monkeys.

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

C0DE M0NKIES!!!1!

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

letshunt


quality posts: 7 Private Messages letshunt
j5 wrote:our coders get upset when I call them code-monkeys.



If you play the Jonathan Coulton song "Code Monkey" for them...they will change.

If they say they didn't like them. Then RUN, don't compile, JUST RUN!

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

Order of the Garter?!?!

jakjak08v2


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jakjak08v2

It's a good thing that bag of toes is free, otherwise this shirt would be downright outrageous.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

I'll eat a lot of things, but I draw the line at eating Free Toes. Whether they cost me money or not, I'm simply not going to consume any toes. Also, I'm not drinking a Mountain Dude, no matter how mountainy he may be.

omnitarian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages omnitarian

You guys forgot the semicolon...

oh wait, there it is.

eholling


quality posts: 10 Private Messages eholling

If I'm going to buy a coding shirt it needs to focus on traditional programming languages instead of just XHTML. HTML and XHTML aren't exactly programming in the strictest sense. Throw some JavaScript or PHP in there and it'd be a bit better. But I'm a sucker for C++. I'm not going to even bring up PERL.

Bouts of Consternation:
8/17/11; 9/14/11; 10/12/11; 11/09/11, 12/06/11; 4/26/12

And right now.

epistemologonhere


quality posts: 20 Private Messages epistemologonhere

This crest wouldn't get past England's College of Arms, and so would be illegal in the Commonwealth!

I like it, though.

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hippie19


quality posts: 23 Private Messages hippie19

Had to explain it to the wife, guess she's not getting one.

darkpumpkin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages darkpumpkin

HTML? On my coding shirt? It's more likely than you may think.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
letshunt wrote:If you play the Jonathan Coulton song "Code Monkey" for them...they will change.

If they say they didn't like them. Then RUN, don't compile, JUST RUN!

they....uh....aren't from around here....

I think this shirt is exceptionally well executed. I particularly appreciate that the monkeys aren't just a mirror flip, but individually drawn. Well done, sir.

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

Gesani


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Gesani

i was always taught that FDISK, Format, Reinstall(doo-dah, doo-dah)as the big 3..



p.s

Glad to see a local Artist get a Shirt.Woot.

garrettwheat


quality posts: 4 Private Messages garrettwheat
Don’t wear this shirt: if you don’t work with computers. Somebody sees this thing, it’s going to lead to a conversation, and if you can’t talk the talk, they’ll probably kill you and leave the body in an alley. And nobody EVER suspects the coder.



Awesome!

loaba


quality posts: 31 Private Messages loaba

Pfft - that's not even close to acceptable heraldry. Quartering the field with 4 different charges? Really? And they're not even good ones! The only thing that is even remotely acceptable are the monkey supports, everything else is crap.

fiockthis


quality posts: 7 Private Messages fiockthis

Being a fellow website developer, I approve.

ldvaughn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ldvaughn

I work in Digital tech support for a company and you wouldn't believe how rare it is that people do any of the things listed on this. So buying it.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Very geeky, but I think that those monkeys add a bit of unitended horror to the design. Their mouths are totally creeping me out...

dancingphoenix592


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dancingphoenix592

Dammit, where was this shirt when I was Christmas shopping for my boyfriend?!?!?

anjulka


quality posts: 5 Private Messages anjulka

I'm pretty sure you're missing "Reformat"

wing43


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wing43

This is the perfect shirt for my help desk job and classes!

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

Prolly mention here already...but LOVE the Linux nod on the mug!

psaux


quality posts: 9 Private Messages psaux

This sounds disturbingly more like script-kiddie, gamer, or overclock-tweaker than coder ... and so my jumbowoot sword must remain unsheathed, still hungry for blood.

zikzak


quality posts: 23 Private Messages zikzak

Will it work with a M

MaxSMoke777


quality posts: 7 Private Messages MaxSMoke777

I'm impressed. After 2 weeks of kinda phoning it in, Shirt.Woot finally gets a good one up. Congratulations!

teamcoltra


quality posts: 8 Private Messages teamcoltra

I really shouldn't but I am going to, thank goodness Woot! ships shirts North of the border, eh? One shirt coming to beautiful British Columbia!

marcusnoble


quality posts: 3 Private Messages marcusnoble

A shirt for the code master in all of us.

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14
MaxSMoke777 wrote:I'm impressed. After 2 weeks of kinda phoning it in, Shirt.Woot finally gets a good one up. Congratulations!



I am madly in love with the very idea of Shirt.Woot "phoning it in". Are they rehashing their old work? Is it a sad and uninspiring collection of covers? Were the last two weeks just for the paychecks, like David Cross being in the Chipmunk films?

phonedog365


quality posts: 6 Private Messages phonedog365

There seems to be some confusion on the shirt between coding and general technical support. In general more than a handful of "code monkeys" will not do tech support and will not "refresh, reinstall, reboot" but will continue to consume massive amounts of pizza and energy drink while in a long coding session. Likewise, many tech support nerds don't have the slightest idea how to code.

humbert


quality posts: 0 Private Messages humbert

Getting this for my brother-in-law (a programmer and web developer).

I love Ian Leino. Coincidentally, I'm wearing one of his tees right now (the Star Trek red shirt one). And yesterday I wore another (the Whoville one).

MadamAtom


quality posts: 7 Private Messages MadamAtom

I won't be buying this, as my programming knowledge starts and ends with BASIC. But I wanted to say that it is fantastic, and if I had the slightest claim to having it apply to me, I'd snag one in a heartbeat.

pcrockett83


quality posts: 2 Private Messages pcrockett83

I'm a programmer who also does tech support, and I work at a company with a relaxed enough dress code that I can actually wear this to work. In for one.

lobstrain


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lobstrain

We are the knights who say woot!