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That's a nice pear.

Rene Magritte would probably buy this shirt.

That's an app ... err, pear... for that?

Will this shirt make me appear slimmer?

Apples to Pears isn't as bad as Apples and Oranges.

...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

Cute! I remember good times in the fun-house as a kid. This shirt definitely brings back good memories.

Aren't you glad that I didn't say Orange?

Does this shirt purposefully suggest that most apples prefer to be pears?

I'm a pear. When I look in the mirror I see a bigger pear. No apples here.

I hope you guys "no" the answer if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?"

I pear-ly know you.

This pun makes me head-desk.

gina3graces wrote:I pear-ly know you.

Scary clown!

Sadly, this happens to me. Some days in my favor, others, not-so-much.

Warning, sometimes objects in mirror are not as they appear.

They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became a pear.

Cute in theory, but not wearable for us plus-size pears/apples. Neither description is exactly flattering. This just seems to invite mockery.

I get it! This is an iCarly shirt... apple products turn into pear products when they step into the creepy crazy parentless world that is iCarly... am I close?

food for thought

Not a mirror for guys.. It makes your stem shorter.. :'\

zekecatz wrote:I hope you guys "no" the answer if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?"

Is the correct answer "I like fat. Fat looks good on you."?

Neither thanks.

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Dear FlyingMouse365,
How are the durians in KL?

Well, at least we're not trying to compare apples and oranges, becuase that's just not allowed.

How do you like them apples?!

Sorry... I couldn't help myself...

Ha! Very cute

Where can I go to buy one of these shirts?

Hmmm. Pear shaped or apple shaped. Not sure either one is an improvement over the other...I suppose the idea is that everyone just wants to be what they're not?

Let's be honest. People dont typically see themselves as slimmer in the mirror. The pear should be looking sadly at the reflection of the apple. But then again reality doesnt sell shirts so good call!

This shirt is so cute I could just eat it up!

This is really cute. It says to wear this shirt when you're feeling a little short. I'm 5'1 3/4". I'm always a little short!! :P

she got them apple bottom jeans

anemality wrote:They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became a pear.

A pair of what?

It's like comparing Apples to Apples...oh I mean pears.

Can someone please tell me is WM size Women's medium? Just making sure its not Wide Medium

Thanks for the info

All discussion of preferred body type aside, the questions in today's writeup are things that I think about all the time as someone with a non-standard gender identity.

Awesome flavor text today, Woot. As a fruit, I thank you.

b4uizme wrote:Can someone please tell me is WM size Women's medium? Just making sure its not Wide Medium

Thanks for the info

All the W sizes are womens and M are mens.

ROGETRAY wrote:WM is Women's Medium.

It also means Wombat Medicine, Workout Motif and Wonderfully Mediocre.

WM = Woot Monkey!

On a more serious note, just remember to check the sizing charts before ordering!