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App/pear-ances Can Be Deceiving

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.000s
First Sucker:
gina3graces
Last Wooter to Woot:
tcrum1234
Last Purchase:
12 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 20% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
353

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

That's a nice pear.

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

Rene Magritte would probably buy this shirt.

quantamm


quality posts: 85 Private Messages quantamm

That's an app ... err, pear... for that?

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Will this shirt make me appear slimmer?

dmgenesis


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dmgenesis

Apples to Pears isn't as bad as Apples and Oranges.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 86 Private Messages Thirdbase9

...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

I don't know.

jbhswim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jbhswim

Cute! I remember good times in the fun-house as a kid. This shirt definitely brings back good memories.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

Aren't you glad that I didn't say Orange?

that was fun while it lasted!

luckbealady


quality posts: 7 Private Messages luckbealady

Does this shirt purposefully suggest that most apples prefer to be pears?

I'm a pear. When I look in the mirror I see a bigger pear. No apples here.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

I hope you guys "no" the answer if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?"

gina3graces


quality posts: 38 Private Messages gina3graces

I pear-ly know you.

kloplop321


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kloplop321

This pun makes me head-desk.

luckbealady


quality posts: 7 Private Messages luckbealady
gina3graces wrote:I pear-ly know you.



Scary clown!

thumperchick


quality posts: 234 Private Messages thumperchick

Sadly, this happens to me. Some days in my favor, others, not-so-much.

Warning, sometimes objects in mirror are not as they appear.

anemality


quality posts: 12 Private Messages anemality

They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became a pear.

Zennifair


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Zennifair

Cute in theory, but not wearable for us plus-size pears/apples. Neither description is exactly flattering. This just seems to invite mockery.

~Zenn

ScotiaLee


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ScotiaLee

I get it! This is an iCarly shirt... apple products turn into pear products when they step into the creepy crazy parentless world that is iCarly... am I close?

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Not a mirror for guys.. It makes your stem shorter.. :'\

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja
zekecatz wrote:I hope you guys "no" the answer if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?"


Is the correct answer "I like fat. Fat looks good on you."?

eholling


quality posts: 10 Private Messages eholling

Neither thanks.

http://www.thedailymeal.com/10-foods-highest-pesticide-residue

Bouts of Consternation:
8/17/11; 9/14/11; 10/12/11; 11/09/11, 12/06/11; 4/26/12

And right now.

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

Dear FlyingMouse365,
How are the durians in KL?

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Well, at least we're not trying to compare apples and oranges, becuase that's just not allowed.

naudiaakaknott


quality posts: 2 Private Messages naudiaakaknott

How do you like them apples?!

Sorry... I couldn't help myself...

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Ha! Very cute


Chevylovr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Chevylovr

Where can I go to buy one of these shirts?

kmontrose


quality posts: 27 Private Messages kmontrose

Hmmm. Pear shaped or apple shaped. Not sure either one is an improvement over the other...I suppose the idea is that everyone just wants to be what they're not?

crickee


quality posts: 20 Private Messages crickee

Let's be honest. People dont typically see themselves as slimmer in the mirror. The pear should be looking sadly at the reflection of the apple. But then again reality doesnt sell shirts so good call!

RAWR Imma Squarryl

marcusnoble


quality posts: 3 Private Messages marcusnoble

This shirt is so cute I could just eat it up!

algonacchick


quality posts: 0 Private Messages algonacchick

This is really cute. It says to wear this shirt when you're feeling a little short. I'm 5'1 3/4". I'm always a little short!! :P

wootashirt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wootashirt

she got them apple bottom jeans

specsmachine


quality posts: 31 Private Messages specsmachine
anemality wrote:They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became a pear.



A pair of what?

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 58 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

It's like comparing Apples to Apples...oh I mean pears.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

b4uizme


quality posts: 1 Private Messages b4uizme

Can someone please tell me is WM size Women's medium? Just making sure its not Wide Medium

Thanks for the info

gement


quality posts: 7 Private Messages gement

All discussion of preferred body type aside, the questions in today's writeup are things that I think about all the time as someone with a non-standard gender identity.

Awesome flavor text today, Woot. As a fruit, I thank you.

crickee


quality posts: 20 Private Messages crickee
b4uizme wrote:Can someone please tell me is WM size Women's medium? Just making sure its not Wide Medium

Thanks for the info



All the W sizes are womens and M are mens.

RAWR Imma Squarryl

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 152 Private Messages ROGETRAY

Staff

b4uizme wrote:Can someone please tell me is WM size Women's medium? Just making sure its not Wide Medium

Thanks for the info



WM is Women's Medium.

It also means Wombat Medicine, Workout Motif and Wonderfully Mediocre.

Narfcake


quality posts: 281 Private Messages Narfcake
ROGETRAY wrote:WM is Women's Medium.

It also means Wombat Medicine, Workout Motif and Wonderfully Mediocre.



WM = Woot Monkey!

On a more serious note, just remember to check the sizing charts before ordering!

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 152 Private Messages ROGETRAY

Staff

Narfcake wrote:WM = Woot Monkey!

On a more serious note, just remember to check the sizing charts before ordering!



Ah yeah. That would be awesome to get a Woot Monkey instead of a Women's Medium! :D lol