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They See Me Rollin’

Speed to First Woot:
1m 17.000s
First Sucker:
cptmuller
Last Wooter to Woot:
kbush612
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
5968

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



thumperchick


quality posts: 233 Private Messages thumperchick

♫ They see me rollin,
They hatin,
Trying to get my shell all dirty.
tryin to get my shell all dirty...♫

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

I wonder if there is a hidden pun here. See, he's on a rock, then he rolls.

Rock and Roll?

The Tim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages The Tim

How about we just rename it "Turtles.Woot" and be done with it?

jbhswim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jbhswim

The shirt name is a reference to Chamillionaire's song, Ridin'

Watch up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

cute + of, course, so darn cheerful + inspiring : /

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I'm offended. Thousands of turtles die every year from rolling on their backs. I think.

thumperchick


quality posts: 233 Private Messages thumperchick
The Tim wrote:How about we just rename it "Turtles.Woot" and be done with it?



Because then the bunguins will have no where to woot.

aramis525


quality posts: 8 Private Messages aramis525

Turder was gonna be my gang name! Back to the old drawing board. Maybe Murtle...

sinsemilla


quality posts: 6 Private Messages sinsemilla

I have not laughed so hard at a woot shirt in a long time. It is funny on so many levels. Kudos to the artist.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

The Turtles are so happy together.

jobezark


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jobezark

I know about a dozen people who this shirt would be perfect on. I am one of them.

www.jobezark.com

silent7seven


quality posts: 12 Private Messages silent7seven

This shirt speaks the truth. Turtles love to flip off things and land upside down. Foolish yet entertaining.

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And so we go, on with our lives
We know the truth, but prefer lies
Lies are simple, simple is bliss
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat, live in decline

aramis525


quality posts: 8 Private Messages aramis525

Love the OchoCinco shout-out. Go Pats!!

Krumlov


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Krumlov

That is sooo cute!

Need me some Boxes Of Condoms!

jting


quality posts: 41 Private Messages jting

Awkward turtle!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Man, not good to be putting these up right after Christmas, guys. -looks at debris of wallet- I must have this...it's just to 'me' to pass up. :D Great character, Ochopika!!

jjjooe


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jjjooe

FEAR THE TURTLE!!

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

While I did laugh heavily at the write-up, I also wanted to cry a little. T-Blade sounds exactly like how my little brother acts. He's fifteen and he just thinks he's the OG - that's "Original Gangster" for you other OG's: the "Old Grannies!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!


.....I'm done.

3blackbelt3


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 3blackbelt3

As Peppy Hare would say, "Do a Barrel Roll!"

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake

Wear this shirt: While you're wearing another shirt with a turtle on it, so one can help the other.

theicyone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages theicyone
The Tim wrote:How about we just rename it "Turtles.Woot" and be done with it?

This is the best idea ever, of course then I would always be spending 10$ a day on shirts and thats to much.. I'd have to selectively pick my turtle shirts. I dunno, maybe it's better this way.. a couple at a time.

Zennifair


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Zennifair
theicyone wrote:This is the best idea ever, of course then I would always be spending 10$ a day on shirts and thats to much.. I'd have to selectively pick my turtle shirts. I dunno, maybe it's better this way.. a couple at a time.



I would have the same problem, but it still sounds like an awesome idea!

~Zenn

mattryan


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mattryan

If it didn't have the words, I'd have bought it. I don't like when you have to spell out the pun for people to get it.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL I had the same idea for a different animal. So cute, I like the colors too.

Tamshin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Tamshin

Mad props to da turder. Don't be hatin! He'll squeeze one off.

cptgone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cptgone

nice shirt, but not the Ochopika design i had been rooting for so hard the last few days:

Re: Jabba the Fluff



today's shirt is the perfect illustration of my day so far: getting up all psyched about the possibility that the tee above would be for sale, and going downhill from there on.

i finally tried to break the trend by buying today's shirt anyway.

loved the write up, BTW.

gayemeyer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gayemeyer

LOL!

gayemeyer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gayemeyer
Narfcake wrote:Wear this shirt: While you're wearing another shirt with a turtle on it, so one can help the other.



Wowza, and thanks for the nature lesson too!

kamemasta


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kamemasta

Yet another turtle shirt that I have to buy. They are on to me...

kamemasta


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kamemasta

Yet another turtle shirt that I have to buy. They are on to me...

loaba


quality posts: 31 Private Messages loaba

Know what turtles and blonds have in common? You get 'em on their backs and they're, well, you know...

ochopika


quality posts: 25 Private Messages ochopika

Oh! They printed my turtle shirt after a different turtle shirt printed a couple days ago and while I have another turtle shirt in the derby! Woot really likes them turtles.

Thank you everyone for the nice comments

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I suddenly have an urge to drink Rolling Rock.

wubupon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wubupon

so i hear that this shirt was based on how incredibly hxc gangster her brother is....ehrm....yep...definitely...

ochopika


quality posts: 25 Private Messages ochopika
wubupon wrote:so i hear that this shirt was based on how incredibly hxc gangster her brother is....ehrm....yep...definitely...



Yes...definitely. You are so gangster that the sheep in the farm near our house give you props.

nayamasu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nayamasu

Isn't this more of an awkward turtle pun?

wubupon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wubupon
ochopika wrote:Yes...definitely. You are so gangster that the sheep in the farm near our house give you props.


yeah they think im a baaaaaaaaaaaah-d influence on the rest of the herd.

dartmoose


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dartmoose
3blackbelt3 wrote:As Peppy Hare would say, "Do a Barrel Roll!"



try googling it!

mattryan


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mattryan
cptgone wrote:nice shirt, but not the Ochopika design i had been rooting for so hard the last few days:


today's shirt is the perfect illustration of my day so far: getting up all psyched about the possibility that the tee above would be for sale, and going downhill from there on.

i finally tried to break the trend by buying today's shirt anyway.

loved the write up, BTW.



I know, I cried that it didn't get printed It was one of my faves.