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Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
cartwer
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
19 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 17% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2557

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

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  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Quality Posts



dfunk29


quality posts: 50 Private Messages dfunk29

Wonder how tall he was with that hat on!

lonelypond


quality posts: 435 Private Messages lonelypond

Already the upcoming election has driven the shirt.woot writers to the edge(this is driven to the edge thinking, right?).

Craigmar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Craigmar

This seems so wrong.

Slaayer6666


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Slaayer6666

"We call this color: once in the black of the head"

thats just wrong, punny, but wrong :p

Also I must have missed the day in kindergarten when the teacher's told us about all the sexual innuendo in Dr. Suess's writing...

aramis525


quality posts: 8 Private Messages aramis525

Boss shirt, boss!

bluejester


quality posts: 568 Private Messages bluejester

How does he go vampire hunting in that hat? Wouldn't it make him easier to spot?

c00rdb


quality posts: 2 Private Messages c00rdb

I don't get it...but I'm buying it anyway because people say I look like Abe Lincoln...

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

Looks like ol' Abe has gone from slaying vampires to annoying Dr. Seuss characters.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz
Slaayer6666 wrote:"We call this color: once in the black of the head"

thats just wrong, punny, but wrong :p



Ditto this: The whole John Wilkes Booth thing was probably some kind of kinky roleplay gone wrong.

ariellem


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ariellem
c00rdb wrote:I don't get it...but I'm buying it anyway because people say I look like Abe Lincoln...



"Look Like Abe Lincoln" screams to be a riff on "Moves Like Jagger". I challenge W to the O to the O to the T readers to write it.

In other news, I think this is a great "Cat in the Hat" tee. Was disappointed, Woot, that you made weird freak jokes about Lincoln instead of going the opposite route, having the hat make him a cool (jazz?) cat before his time.

tons o' screaming monkeys (yay!)
almost no Box of Cobwebs in the past few years (boo :-< )

richardhod


quality posts: 261 Private Messages richardhod

it's kinda hip cool 60s talk. He's the cat in the hat, man.

netzac


quality posts: 2 Private Messages netzac

Why did Honest Abe steal the cat's hat?

fellowgeek


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fellowgeek

Too soon, man, too soon.

nmpls


quality posts: 22 Private Messages nmpls

First instabuy in a long time.
The absurdity is absurdly absurd.

Good job!

collinvh


quality posts: 63 Private Messages collinvh

Honestly Abe, where's your blue star spangled pocket square?

TEATime1


quality posts: 2 Private Messages TEATime1
c00rdb wrote:I don't get it...


Really? Maybe this will help...

jasonking0351


quality posts: 16 Private Messages jasonking0351

Abe Lincoln's clinical depression has been well documented by many respectable researchers.

I believe wearing this hat would have turned things around for him pretty quickly!

gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

I kinda prefer Chester A. Arthur as the Lorax.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

The Republicans were once the party of Lincoln; now they're the party of people in silly hats.

vr8ce


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vr8ce

Awesome shirt, stupendously awful write-up.

tracymatt1218


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tracymatt1218

Yeah this is the most uninspired and outright lewd shirt narratives. It's like watching a King of The Hill episode that was written by Family Guy writers

dreamyvelvet


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dreamyvelvet

Rave Lincoln

ezrawalk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ezrawalk

As an aside, currency on which 'In God We Trust' is marked out is often rejected by the machines that strap cash into stacks. It is considered mutilated and is eventually destroyed.

Same thing goes for those obnoxious 'Where's George' stamps. I've even seen people write it by hand on twenties. Grrr...

Prey


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Prey

This shirt seems disrespectful... I'm not sure one of the greatest US Presidents should be portrayed in this manner... but I'm sure there those who find it cute, most likely the same folks who admire Castro.

wootpapa


quality posts: 18 Private Messages wootpapa

I'm buying shirts for my kids to wear on Read Across America Day (March 2nd), the obligatory day when schools read Dr. Seuss books in front of cameras operated by mundane local TV news reporters.

M3wThr33


quality posts: 8 Private Messages M3wThr33

Ah, Abe Lincoln. Every time he's on a shirt, the heatmap for the southern states goes dark. Reliable as rain.

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

I read somewhere when Abe would wear that hat it would just drive Mary "nuts"!

piwerx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages piwerx

Can I pay for this in pennies?

Poor Abe, you've been Suessed.

dirtyrightsock


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dirtyrightsock

I don't like it.

broonoff


quality posts: 0 Private Messages broonoff

Boooooo...

bl4ckthorne


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bl4ckthorne

Anything that sheds Abe Lincoln in a hilarious light is good to me.

Funshine0810


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Funshine0810

shirt.woot, I am disappoint. It takes a lot for me to NOT want to own a Lincoln shirt, and yet between the bizarre image and downright terrible write up, you've managed it. Tisk tisk.

fzzywolf


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fzzywolf

Hey, baby- Who's that cat in the hat??

The Fzzy One

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
aramis525 wrote:Boss shirt, boss!



I know!

jmbunkin


quality posts: 28 Private Messages jmbunkin

Wow have to agree, the write up really stinks and makes me feel compelled to pass on the shirt.

nanaejt


quality posts: 3 Private Messages nanaejt
dfunk29 wrote:Wonder how tall he was with that hat on!



The same height but the hat makes him look taller.

Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik



haven't bought a woot shirt in eons. Today...

I'm in for one!


khaedo1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages khaedo1
Slaayer6666 wrote:"We call this color: once in the black of the head"

thats just wrong, punny, but wrong :p

Also I must have missed the day in kindergarten when the teacher's told us about all the sexual innuendo in Dr. Suess's writing...



Yeah, creepy.
I was also wondering what Suess had to do with kink...the Cat was obviously messed up, but sex toys under hat..?!?

geddygirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages geddygirl

m3wthr33 wrote: Ah, Abe Lincoln. Every time he's on a shirt, the heatmap for the southern states goes dark. Reliable as rain.

What a foolish thing to say.

1. Your comment is not even backed up by the Woot map.

2. Offhand, I don't remember even ONE other "Abe Lincoln" shirt offered on Woot, let alone the SEVERAL you seem to imply when you write, "every time he's on a shirt, the heatmap for the southern states goes dark. Reliable as rain."

3. Judging by the majority of the comments, it seems that most non-purchasers are put off by the write-up, not Mr. Lincoln.

I'm not sure if you were attempting humor or a legitimate insult to people from the south, but either way...

FAIL.