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Using Your Melon

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
lete
Last Wooter to Woot:
t3hmarshmallow
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 45% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3102

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
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Quality Posts



mjonatzke


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages mjonatzke

meep...

word.

axphw1


 quality posts: 12 Private Messages axphw1

Um, your beaker is emitting fire.

Some BBQ, Bake It So! Apron, Only Memories, The aVEGers!, Forbidden Future Remix, Forbidden Future Remix (Golden Bender Version), Bake It So!, Kitchen Warfare Apron, The Dark Knight, Teacher Talks Funny, Ruff Justice, Four S’mores and Seven Weenies Ago, "Special" Delivery, Seasons Greetings, Let’s Get Sauced!, Squeeze, The Extended Bell Curve, Jurassic Parka

collinvh


 quality posts: 44 Private Messages collinvh

My nickname used to be beaker very nice creative design.

laurenfly


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages laurenfly

Beaker!

JugglerPete


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages JugglerPete

I hope to see girls wearing this so I have an excuse to look at their melons.

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I'm getting a hipster vibe from that honeydew's glasses.

I do that twitter thing at times

parkermc


 quality posts: 20 Private Messages parkermc

Lol! Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker!

calebmitchell


 quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

This. Is. Sheer. Genius. Why has this never been done before?!

Medicfrost


 quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

That's not just Beaker, it's Professor Bunsen

dfunk29


 quality posts: 28 Private Messages dfunk29

"and now, my assistant Beaker here will demonstrate...Beaky what are you doing!?!"

thewronggrape


 quality posts: 34 Private Messages thewronggrape
calebmitchell wrote:This. Is. Sheer. Genius. Why has this never been done before?!



My very first thoughts also.

dfunk29


 quality posts: 28 Private Messages dfunk29
JugglerPete wrote:I hope to see girls wearing this so I have an excuse to look at their melons.



uh oh, didn't think of the placement! Who cares, I love me some Beaker!

dfunk29


 quality posts: 28 Private Messages dfunk29
Medicfrost wrote:That's not just Beaker, it's Professor Bunsen



That's Professor Bunsen Honeydew to you...

psm321


 quality posts: 18 Private Messages psm321

I don't get it... anyone willing to explain?

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
psm321 wrote:I don't get it... anyone willing to explain?



Perhaps this message from Muppet Labs will shed some light on any confusion that you or others might have about tonight's shirt.

I do that twitter thing at times

laurenfly


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages laurenfly
psm321 wrote:I don't get it... anyone willing to explain?



What did your childhood consist of?! D:

speedogirl2


 quality posts: 28 Private Messages speedogirl2

I really want one of these. I named my motorcycle Beaker because it looks like the muppet and I work in a lab. But I look awful in baby blue.

zekecatz


 quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew were voted Britain's favourite cinematic scientists in 2004.

eco2geek


 quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek



We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

nmpls


 quality posts: 20 Private Messages nmpls

Oh . . . I get it.

Took a second, but second buy in a row.

nathanwpyle


 quality posts: 36 Private Messages nathanwpyle

MEEP MEEP MEEP



HEY I KNOW THIS ARTIST BECAUSE HE IS MY BROTHER!

so proud of you Gabriel!

mattryan


 quality posts: 35 Private Messages mattryan

Can't breath. Laughter constant. If I die, bury me in this shirt.

pangalmin


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages pangalmin

is that beaker made from borosilicate glass or the soda-lime kitchenware pyrex?

Thirdbase9


 quality posts: 26 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Somewhere Jim Henson is rolling over in his grave, laughing his @$$ off.

I don't know.

purplefeather


 quality posts: 8 Private Messages purplefeather

I was a bit slow. I saw the honeydew and got it right away, but was staring at the orange circle on the beaker for the longest time, wondering what it was supposed to be.

dfunk29


 quality posts: 28 Private Messages dfunk29
bluejester wrote:Perhaps this message from Muppet Labs will shed some light on any confusion that you or others might have about tonight's shirt.



I love messages from Muppets Labs!

dfunk29


 quality posts: 28 Private Messages dfunk29
pangalmin wrote:is that beaker made from borosilicate glass or the soda-lime kitchenware pyrex?



Too funny! I actually was on www.snopes.com last night reading all that.

calebmitchell


 quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell
nathanwpyle wrote:MEEP MEEP MEEP



HEY I KNOW THIS ARTIST BECAUSE HE IS MY BROTHER!

so proud of you Gabriel!



When I saw his last name, I wondered if there was any relation Designing great shirts must run in the family!

psm321


 quality posts: 18 Private Messages psm321
laurenfly wrote:What did your childhood consist of?! D:



Not the Muppets? I don't think they were on TV as an independent thing (outside Sesame Street) when I was a kid, but I might be wrong.

GyleDesigns


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages GyleDesigns
nathanwpyle wrote:MEEP MEEP MEEP



HEY I KNOW THIS ARTIST BECAUSE HE IS MY BROTHER!

so proud of you Gabriel!



Thanks, literal bro! I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.

Sunshine3296


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages Sunshine3296
calebmitchell wrote:This. Is. Sheer. Genius. Why has this never been done before?!



I third that.


SDCC last year was a White & Nerdy Weird Al shirt. This sir, is my soon to be 2012 Comic-Con shirt! I will be a walking advertisement of your brilliance.

Bravo.

GyleDesigns


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages GyleDesigns

You all are too kind! Thank you so much for all the love.

chrixie


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages chrixie

AH HAH!
Not only is Beaker a beaker, but Bunsen's BUNSEN BURNER as well!
cleaver!

But I'm scared at the thought of Bunsen Honeydew being DEPICTED as fruit after the whole Cookie Monster turning into the "Veggie Monster" rumor...

Fountain3586


 quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586

I don't understand.

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

Fountain3586


 quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586
Sunshine3296 wrote:I third that.


SDCC last year was a White & Nerdy Weird Al shirt. This sir, is my soon to be 2012 Comic-Con shirt! I will be a walking advertisement of your brilliance.

Bravo.



COOL! We have the SAME HEADBAND!

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

moparman1973


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages moparman1973
Fountain3586 wrote:I don't understand.



Beaker is a beaker, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is a honeydew melon. If you've never watched The Muppets, there's nothing more I can do for you.

spazzysoph


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages spazzysoph

the banana sharpener was the best. you know my dull bananas were always tripping me, since they were lying around under foot. thank you Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

legotech


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages legotech

WANT WANT WANT WANT...but baby blue???? Can't wear it

very sad

dcpotts


 quality posts: 6 Private Messages dcpotts

As a muppets fan & a scientist, I feel like such a m0r-0n for having to resort to the blog for an explanation
*facepalm*
(and why wont this thing let me say "mor-on" or "id-i-0t"?)

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