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Vampires!

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



disturbed0ne


quality posts: 9 Private Messages disturbed0ne

The Legally-Distinct-From-Blade moving ever closer to the Legally-Distinct-From-Edward is a nice touch.

tobyspill


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tobyspill

I'd totally buy this if the shirt wasn't red...

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Nice mix of (blood) types. Quite educational. I want to see "The Silent One" and "The Mathematician" in a garlic (?!?) cage match.

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I was going to lecture woot on the lack of Bunnicula, but it would appear by the write up they are already aware of this deficeincy.

ghostglide


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ghostglide

I would buy this in a heartbeat if it had Eli from Let The Right One In.

collinvh


quality posts: 67 Private Messages collinvh

Reminded me a little of the Alphabeasts shirt Woot! sold a few days ago.



adamant628


quality posts: 8 Private Messages adamant628

I know vampires aren't really "people", but shouldnt it be the boy "who" is lost?

chiobio


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chiobio

"Hometown:
Red Bank, NJ"

I find this fact as an amazing coincidence.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Where is that vamp Vampira ?

f263u


quality posts: 0 Private Messages f263u

Awesome shirt. But having Blade RIGHT JUSTIFIED, is that on purpose? Like, to show he's not evil?

cmoborough


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cmoborough

The real shame is that the best link shirt.woot could provide for Bunnicula was the Wikipedia page.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

Do these Vampires like to eat their "stake" raw?

that was fun while it lasted!

rivercity


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rivercity

What about Count Duckula?

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I think a few key touches of glow-in-the-dark ink might have sold me on this design.

A little bit on "Blades" sword and shades, and then all over the Twilight guy's face and hands.

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess

I love vampires, in for one. I love how Blade is about to kill Edward. :P

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg
f263u wrote:Awesome shirt. But having Blade RIGHT JUSTIFIED, is that on purpose? Like, to show he's not evil?



I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2
captainsuperdawg wrote:I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."



The souled one

that was fun while it lasted!

nonosh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nonosh

I completely forgot about "Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery." The last time I heard anything about it was when Mr. Wolcott read it to a bunch of 9-year-olds.

Mr. Wolcott was my 4th grade teacher. He really sucked!

nadine624


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nadine624

Bill instead of Eric?!?!
I'd much rather The Viking Vamp grace my shirt! ;)

Primordial


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Primordial

I would have bought one if the text was absent.

jrs1980


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jrs1980
captainsuperdawg wrote:I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."



...as could Spike.

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

andypop


quality posts: 8 Private Messages andypop

yup, the text ruins it. The unfunny descriptions are unnecessary for such recognizable characters.

bitman


quality posts: 16 Private Messages bitman

Yeah, the mummy thing is pretty hard. But what would be funny if the shirt featured not the mummies, but the people before they were mummified. A few I found:

Imhotep (The Mummy '32 and '99)
Warlord Han (The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor)
Kharis (The Mummy '59)

And I have to mention the one that ate the U of I, even though I don't think it has an identity.

cLUrun


quality posts: 14 Private Messages cLUrun
jrs1980 wrote:...as could Spike.



Yeah, but Spike was all whipped and went out to get one when Angel was cursed with it. But I'm biased and I love Angel, the broody one and prefer Spike as the "Big Bad"

noizangel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noizangel
captainsuperdawg wrote:I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."



Indeed, no Angel = #shirtfail

fmfbrestel


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fmfbrestel

What no Alucard? Best anime vampire hands down. His class could have been The Family Servant.

zyphbear


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zyphbear

I am a little surprised that Shirt.Woot didn't commission the artist to do a brand new piece of art or modify the poster to make it unique art just for the shirt instead of re-using a poster design that was featured last fall on some major sites (like io9 and laughing squid):
http://io9.com/5852743/adorable-vampire-identification-chart-helps-you-sort-out-the-best-bloodsuckers

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

Okay, here's a cheat sheet. I think I got most of them, but I'm drawing a blank on "The Werewolf Hunter".

Edit: thanks y'all for the friendly corrections I've updated the list (in my defense "interviewed" looks a lot like "invented" at 1:00 am)

(From top to bottom, left to right):

Count Chocula
Nosferatu
Lily Munster
Lestat de Lioncourt
Selene
Bela Lugosi
Spike
Count von Count
Michael Emerson
Bill Compton
Blade
Edward Cullen


azsteved


quality posts: 8 Private Messages azsteved

I got excited with the half-breed assassin thinking it was a reference to Lexx. I had to do some research to find out it was a different assassin that I am unfamiliar with. Doesn't the undead assassin, Kai, rank as vampire enough for a t-shirt?!

Greyeds


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Greyeds

Werewolf hunter = main character in Underworld

azsteved


quality posts: 8 Private Messages azsteved
azsteved wrote:I got excited with the half-breed assassin thinking it was a reference to Lexx. I had to do some research to find out it was a different assassin that I am unfamiliar with. Doesn't the undead assassin, Kai, rank as vampire enough for a t-shirt?!



Oh, Blade. Right. Sure..

(Kai would have been better)

mjit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mjit

The one who hunts werewolves is Selene from Underworld.

pinchecat


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pinchecat

couldn't be prouder to say that i only recognize CLASSIC VAMPIRE...although i've heard the twilight (crap) vampires sparkle, amirite?

andypop wrote:yup, the text ruins it. The unfunny descriptions are unnecessary for such recognizable characters.



consider moving out of your mom's house one of these days.

eastercat


quality posts: 4 Private Messages eastercat

The werewolf hunter was from that Kate Beckinsale movie.
My roommate said the generic vampire was Bela Lugosi.

spilzer wrote:Okay, here's a cheat sheet. I think I got most of them, but I'm drawing a blank on "The Werewolf Hunter".

(From top to bottom, left to right):

Count Chocula
Nosferatu
Lily Munster
Dracula
"The Werewolf Hunter"
Generic Vampire(?)
Spike
Count von Count
Michael Emerson
Bill Compton
Blade
Edward Cullen



if u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb, bt if u rt lk ths u r a mrn.

bakbam


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bakbam
nadine624 wrote:Bill instead of Eric?!?!
I'd much rather The Viking Vamp grace my shirt! ;)



I agree the Southern Gentleman is charming, but no one is sexier than the Viking King!

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

I've seen this design before... No really. Where?

kc6201


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kc6201

Never mind, the person below has it now. Spike was the only one I didn't recognize on my own which is weird because he was one of my favorite characters from that series.

lucasm06


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lucasm06
spilzer wrote:Okay, here's a cheat sheet. I think I got most of them, but I'm drawing a blank on "The Werewolf Hunter". Edit: ah, figured it out, thanks!

(From top to bottom, left to right):

Count Chocula
Nosferatu
Lily Munster
Dracula
Selene
Generic Vampire(?)
Spike
Count von Count
Michael Emerson
Bill Compton
Blade
Edward Cullen



The upper right corner is Lestat: Brad Pitt's character from Interview With the Vampire, not Dracula.

And what is listed here as 'Generic Vampire' is Bela Lugosi as Dracula from the 1931 'Dracula'.

Otherwise, you got them all.

hodark


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hodark

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