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The Legally-Distinct-From-Blade moving ever closer to the Legally-Distinct-From-Edward is a nice touch.

I'd totally buy this if the shirt wasn't red...

Nice mix of (blood) types. Quite educational. I want to see "The Silent One" and "The Mathematician" in a garlic (?!?) cage match.

I was going to lecture woot on the lack of Bunnicula, but it would appear by the write up they are already aware of this deficeincy.

I would buy this in a heartbeat if it had Eli from Let The Right One In.

Reminded me a little of the Alphabeasts shirt Woot! sold a few days ago.

I know vampires aren't really "people", but shouldnt it be the boy "who" is lost?

"Hometown:
Red Bank, NJ"

I find this fact as an amazing coincidence.

Where is that vamp Vampira ?

Awesome shirt. But having Blade RIGHT JUSTIFIED, is that on purpose? Like, to show he's not evil?

The real shame is that the best link shirt.woot could provide for Bunnicula was the Wikipedia page.

Do these Vampires like to eat their "stake" raw?

What about Count Duckula?

I think a few key touches of glow-in-the-dark ink might have sold me on this design.

A little bit on "Blades" sword and shades, and then all over the Twilight guy's face and hands.

I love vampires, in for one. I love how Blade is about to kill Edward. :P

f263u wrote:Awesome shirt. But having Blade RIGHT JUSTIFIED, is that on purpose? Like, to show he's not evil?

I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."

captainsuperdawg wrote:I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."

The souled one

I completely forgot about "Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery." The last time I heard anything about it was when Mr. Wolcott read it to a bunch of 9-year-olds.

Mr. Wolcott was my 4th grade teacher. He really sucked!

Bill instead of Eric?!?!
I'd much rather The Viking Vamp grace my shirt! ;)

I would have bought one if the text was absent.

captainsuperdawg wrote:I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."

...as could Spike.

yup, the text ruins it. The unfunny descriptions are unnecessary for such recognizable characters.

Yeah, the mummy thing is pretty hard. But what would be funny if the shirt featured not the mummies, but the people before they were mummified. A few I found:

Imhotep (The Mummy '32 and '99)
Warlord Han (The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor)
Kharis (The Mummy '59)

And I have to mention the one that ate the U of I, even though I don't think it has an identity.

jrs1980 wrote:...as could Spike.

Yeah, but Spike was all whipped and went out to get one when Angel was cursed with it. But I'm biased and I love Angel, the broody one and prefer Spike as the "Big Bad"

captainsuperdawg wrote:I think it's showing Blade about to kill Mr. Sparkles from Twilight. At least that's the way I see it.

Also, is "The one to be slayed" Spike from Buffy? If so, I'm kinda sad that Angel isn't on there. He could be "The one with a soul."

Indeed, no Angel = #shirtfail

What no Alucard? Best anime vampire hands down. His class could have been The Family Servant.

I am a little surprised that Shirt.Woot didn't commission the artist to do a brand new piece of art or modify the poster to make it unique art just for the shirt instead of re-using a poster design that was featured last fall on some major sites (like io9 and laughing squid):
http://io9.com/5852743/adorable-vampire-identification-chart-helps-you-sort-out-the-best-bloodsuckers

Okay, here's a cheat sheet. I think I got most of them, but I'm drawing a blank on "The Werewolf Hunter".

Edit: thanks y'all for the friendly corrections I've updated the list (in my defense "interviewed" looks a lot like "invented" at 1:00 am)

(From top to bottom, left to right):

Count Chocula
Nosferatu
Lily Munster
Lestat de Lioncourt
Selene
Bela Lugosi
Spike
Count von Count
Michael Emerson
Bill Compton
Blade
Edward Cullen

I got excited with the half-breed assassin thinking it was a reference to Lexx. I had to do some research to find out it was a different assassin that I am unfamiliar with. Doesn't the undead assassin, Kai, rank as vampire enough for a t-shirt?!

Werewolf hunter = main character in Underworld

azsteved wrote:I got excited with the half-breed assassin thinking it was a reference to Lexx. I had to do some research to find out it was a different assassin that I am unfamiliar with. Doesn't the undead assassin, Kai, rank as vampire enough for a t-shirt?!

Oh, Blade. Right. Sure..

(Kai would have been better)

The one who hunts werewolves is Selene from Underworld.

couldn't be prouder to say that i only recognize CLASSIC VAMPIRE...although i've heard the twilight (crap) vampires sparkle, amirite?

andypop wrote:yup, the text ruins it. The unfunny descriptions are unnecessary for such recognizable characters.

consider moving out of your mom's house one of these days.

The werewolf hunter was from that Kate Beckinsale movie.
My roommate said the generic vampire was Bela Lugosi.

spilzer wrote:Okay, here's a cheat sheet. I think I got most of them, but I'm drawing a blank on "The Werewolf Hunter".

(From top to bottom, left to right):

Count Chocula
Nosferatu
Lily Munster
Dracula
"The Werewolf Hunter"
Generic Vampire(?)
Spike
Count von Count
Michael Emerson
Bill Compton
Blade
Edward Cullen

nadine624 wrote:Bill instead of Eric?!?!
I'd much rather The Viking Vamp grace my shirt! ;)

I agree the Southern Gentleman is charming, but no one is sexier than the Viking King!

I've seen this design before... No really. Where?

Never mind, the person below has it now. Spike was the only one I didn't recognize on my own which is weird because he was one of my favorite characters from that series.

spilzer wrote:Okay, here's a cheat sheet. I think I got most of them, but I'm drawing a blank on "The Werewolf Hunter". Edit: ah, figured it out, thanks!

(From top to bottom, left to right):

Count Chocula
Nosferatu
Lily Munster
Dracula
Selene
Generic Vampire(?)
Spike
Count von Count
Michael Emerson
Bill Compton
Blade
Edward Cullen

The upper right corner is Lestat: Brad Pitt's character from Interview With the Vampire, not Dracula.

And what is listed here as 'Generic Vampire' is Bela Lugosi as Dracula from the 1931 'Dracula'.

Otherwise, you got them all.

Just in time for Valentine's Day...