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Winners at Life

Speed to First Woot:
0m 52.000s
First Sucker:
shinyfox
Last Wooter to Woot:
kzero0
Last Purchase:
11 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 28% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1808

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

The phoenix is sporting a mo-HAWK. BAAHAHAHA puns are awesome.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 50 Private Messages bpeterson82

Ugh, where is BREATHING!? This was funny/cleaver, but not wearable...sigh...

Juion


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Juion

If the zombie had been the Doctor, this would've been a sure buy for me.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I see that the zombie won a brain for taking third place, but what did the pheonix and the cat win for winning their respective places?

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

Except, in that case, the Doctor would be second.

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

I hate to quibble, but in reality, a Zombie has more than 2 lives. As Shane pointed out in The Walking Dead, a zombie can "survive" a wound, such as a bullet to the heart, that would kill a normal person. So you could fire 10 bullets into a zombie that would kill a person, yet the zombie would still keep walking.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
Juion wrote:If the zombie had been the Doctor, this would've been a sure buy for me.



But the doctor would have taken 2nd place over the cat, and the cat would take third because Time Lord's have 12 regenerations.


(sorry to out nerd you there)

shinyfox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages shinyfox

That cat looks absolutely thrilled,

Thazeran


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Thazeran

Condition: Rising Up

This must be a description of the 12 dollars they are asking for this t-shirt. D:

E; Didn't know they were going up.

Juion


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Juion
bluejester wrote:But the doctor would have taken 2nd place over the cat, and the cat would take third because Time Lord's have 12 regenerations.


(sorry to out nerd you there)



I had thought of clarifying that, but, that would've been too wordy. I knew the Doctor would displace the cat, but that's only fair. I mean, he's the Doctor!

Still, cats have the benefit of being liked by Death, so, you know, that's always a nice fringe benefit.

jasonahuang


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jasonahuang

Hunger Games?

ldmgraphix


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ldmgraphix

When did the price go up to $12? I might not be buying any more shirts

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I know it's suppossed to be a pile of ashes at the pheonix's feet, but I keep seeing it as a pile of poo. If that's the prize for first, and a brain is the prize for third, then I would call the cat the real winner of this contest.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

I...I don't get it.

kllangellier


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kllangellier
bpeterson82 wrote:Ugh, where is BREATHING!? This was funny/cleaver, but not wearable...sigh...



You still have Saturday and Sunday...

This shirt is awesome, congrats on the win guys!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

I think we just matched the total sales of yesterday's shirt!

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

The phoenix is adorable. However, the zombie...I just don't know. There's something...off about it O.o This whole shirt screams cute, but that zombie is just very unnerving for some reason.

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Fawkes! Come back!!!

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 36 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

i had to do some number crunching, but now i get it.

calanthium


quality posts: 14 Private Messages calanthium

Another "would buy it, but....." shirt.

Definitely agree that the Doctor wins out over the zombie AND the cat.

Karzon


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Karzon
GitEmSteveDave wrote:I hate to quibble, but in reality, a Zombie has more than 2 lives. As Shane pointed out in The Walking Dead, a zombie can "survive" a wound, such as a bullet to the heart, that would kill a normal person. So you could fire 10 bullets into a zombie that would kill a person, yet the zombie would still keep walking.



You could also fire 10 bullets into a human wearing a bullet proof vest and they would survive. That does not count as expending a life.

warrp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages warrp

nice

-carlos

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025
GitEmSteveDave wrote:I hate to quibble, but in reality, a Zombie has more than 2 lives. As Shane pointed out in The Walking Dead, a zombie can "survive" a wound, such as a bullet to the heart, that would kill a normal person. So you could fire 10 bullets into a zombie that would kill a person, yet the zombie would still keep walking.



Corporations are people, but zombies are not. A person dies and then becomes a zombie and that is the second life. It doesn't matter if those 10 bullets would kill a person, the point is that those bullets will not kill a zombie unless it's a headshot.

merlyn036


quality posts: 0 Private Messages merlyn036

When did shirts become $12?

gcosta


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gcosta

Is winning a derby with a shared shirt a dubious honor by itself?

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025
merlyn036 wrote:When did shirts become $12?



More than a week late to the party I see:

http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=21031

jadeirene


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jadeirene

I wish the numbers (infinity sign, 9, 2) were a bit bigger. They're really tiny to see, and without them, the shirt is harder to understand.

DrjinG


quality posts: 9 Private Messages DrjinG

Clever! I like it!

chiobio


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chiobio

Three of my favorite things in the world. :')
I really love the concept... congrats!

poproxy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages poproxy

I really enjoy that this discussion immediately addresses the most important issue here: The Doctor vs a cat.

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave
Karzon wrote:You could also fire 10 bullets into a human wearing a bullet proof vest and they would survive. That does not count as expending a life.



Actually, they might, as the force of the bullet still hits you. But a zombie is not wearing a vest. The bullet hits and tears through flesh.

cptgone


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cptgone
shinyfox wrote:That cat looks absolutely thrilled,



she just had a phoenix for breakfast, so she needs a little nap (i hope it doesn't give her heartburn!)

grats to the artists on their win, and to myself on my new acquisition ;)

stormshadow999


quality posts: 2 Private Messages stormshadow999

I don't get the "doctor" discussions. Who is that and why would he beat out a cat with nine lives to take 2nd place? I fear I'm losing my nerdy edge :_(

bowlofpunk2


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bowlofpunk2

A small quote from the write up. "That artistry is what the truly makes the phoenix a champion."

crystalrowan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages crystalrowan

I completely agree that The Doctor is missing from this shirt. Sadly. I would have bought multiples if he had been given his place of honor.

cptgone


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cptgone
stormshadow999 wrote:I don't get the "doctor" discussions. Who is that and why would he beat out a cat with nine lives to take 2nd place? I fear I'm losing my nerdy edge :_(




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(Doctor_Who)

susogs


quality posts: 1 Private Messages susogs

Well, I've least I've learnt cats have nine lives in English. They have just seven in Spanish...

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Our first runner-up, the human race. Give yourselves a hand, homosapiens. And in fifth place the process of radioactive decay... because it has a half-life.

::crowd boo::

Alright, shut down the ceremony. Things are getting ugly.

moviewatcher


quality posts: 1 Private Messages moviewatcher
stormshadow999 wrote:I don't get the "doctor" discussions. Who is that and why would he beat out a cat with nine lives to take 2nd place? I fear I'm losing my nerdy edge :_(



"Who is that" indeed. Dr. Who of BBC fame, that's Who.