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Staff

Lifetime Achievement Award

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
jellosh0ts
Last Wooter to Woot:
andi64
Last Purchase:
8 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4984

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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Quality Posts



koneco


quality posts: 16 Private Messages koneco

I feel this is some sort of horrible luck charm.

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

Really like all the little details in this design - the lungs, the in/out, and the "O2."

dmgenesis


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dmgenesis

Looks almost like a college logo, but cooler.

shoassaf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shoassaf

Thank god for that. Let's hope it stays this way

anemality


quality posts: 12 Private Messages anemality

It's like this shirt was made for me.

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

My first cranberry shirt and such a clever, hilarious design!

So excited! Oh god, oh god...can't...breathe...

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I've got the Theme Song for tonight's shirt.

(Or at least the one that popped into my head when I saw this design.)

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

I'm highly tempted to purchase this for my couch-lounging, raging, horomonal, Call of Duty obsessed fifteen-year old brother.

racheleluna


quality posts: 0 Private Messages racheleluna

I've always thought I deserved an award for managing to keep breathing for all these years. I feel so accomplished now.

Calcartman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Calcartman

When did the price of woot shirts go up to 12$?? I Must have missed something

calanthium


quality posts: 15 Private Messages calanthium

Any shirt that has even a hint of In-N-Out on it gets added to my closet!

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah
Calcartman wrote:When did the price of woot shirts go up to 12$?? I Must have missed something



I had the same reaction a few weeks ago. :-(
They ought to at least knock a buck or two off for tax paying Texans! ;-)

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

zpwalton


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zpwalton

@Calcartman I wondered the same thing,

edit

apparently this change happened on the 16th with the ghostbuster shirt.

elfgirlniko


quality posts: 0 Private Messages elfgirlniko
bluejester wrote:I've got the Theme Song for tonight's shirt.

(Or at least the one that popped into my head when I saw this design.)



Funny, I thought you would post this song

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

I deserve to win this award!

debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

I know someone whose spirit animal would be the two-toed sloth, so this would really suit him.

drunkcajun


quality posts: 2 Private Messages drunkcajun

It even comes with motion-activated movement. What will they offer next?!

lovelypinkdress


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lovelypinkdress

This is the kind of shirt you wear everywhere, that people have to look twice to see what it says, and is so clever. Too bad it's now real money. It's easy to drop a $10 bill--but a tee shirt for $12? put me down for none.

ginarina427


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ginarina427

good gift for my respiratory therapist sister!

awl85


quality posts: 7 Private Messages awl85

Dear Lungs,

We make a great team. Can't live without you!

With love,

Heart

fox220


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fox220

Perfect for the lung cancer patient with a sense of humor! (Yep, that's me!)

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

THIS IS THE ONE I WANTED, WOOT! Yay, I am sooooooooo thrilled!! Great shirt!

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
elfgirlniko wrote:Funny, I thought you would post this song



Actually, this song might work a little better. Or at least, the intro lyrics work.

raven13


quality posts: 4 Private Messages raven13

I'm very much considering getting this, mostly because of the irony of me being an asthmatic would be fantastic. >_<

Breathe me in, I'm yours to keep.

Woots: 4
Home.Woots: 1
Shirts: 53: 30 for myself, 23 for friends/family.

madamos


quality posts: 1 Private Messages madamos
bluejester wrote:Actually, this song might work a little better. Or at least, the intro lyrics work.



I was thinking of this one .

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

$12? Is this permanent?? Nooooooo!!!!

piwerx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages piwerx

O Lungs, Sustainer of Life
How you have served me, awake and asleep
This breath of mine, Is not mine to keep,
There goes another, perpetually
Until the Last you're under-rated
No Tonys or Oscars will you receive
Only a shirt printed in white

Worn while climbing or running of races
Good for a joke or a laugh or a shout
But don't be fooled by the exhaling faces
It's Carbon Dioxide when you're breathing out
A dubious distinction for Pixel indeed
I'll wear mine in Bloom County
Where Berkeley Breathed

flannelman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages flannelman

This is the type of design that I find breathtaking. It's refreshing to see something with minimal color and fantastic design finally make it in a derby. I've been waiting with baited breath all week to see if this one made it and I'm glad it did. In for one!

PS *insert another breathing pun*

HossimusPrime


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HossimusPrime

I thought for sure someone would reference http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=qUjawXSxOfA as the theme song

ghostoutlaw


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ghostoutlaw

As a respiratory therapist, I had to get 1. In 4 1!

bsmith1


quality posts: 111 Private Messages bsmith1

I suffer from reoccurring spontaneous pneumothorax, so this shirt is right up my alley. In for one!

nmpls


quality posts: 22 Private Messages nmpls

I like this and bought one, but the lack of "awkwardness" really, really makes me sad. Come on woot, that needs to be sold.

pashtidah


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pashtidah

This would be awesome as a newborn creeper!

bitman


quality posts: 16 Private Messages bitman

I spent a lifetime breathing, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

No wait I got a better one!

I will have spent your lifetime breathing, and all I'm getting is this lousy t-shirt. Now hold still a minute.

No wait I got a better one!

Wear this shirt: To In-N-Out Burger. Cuz that's what "In-N-Out" refers to, right? Breathing?

CoffeeOnIce


quality posts: 11 Private Messages CoffeeOnIce

It might be tempting fate to buy this the day after landing myself in the ER for an asthma attack.

tlapointe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tlapointe

So, so bad there's a 3-shirt limit. There are Soooooooooooooooooooo many people I would like to buy this for!!!

mattryan


quality posts: 42 Private Messages mattryan
bluejester wrote:I've got the Theme Song for tonight's shirt.

(Or at least the one that popped into my head when I saw this design.)



For me it was Faith Hill, Breathe

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Yeah, PixelPants ftw!

Funny design and expertly put together.

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats PixelPants!