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Family Portrait

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Woots by State

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Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake

Awww, poor Pluto.

It's ok ... I'm old - you're still a planet to me. Or at least a mouse's dog ...

w00tgurl


quality posts: 26 Private Messages w00tgurl

how cute. scooch on in, Pluto. you're still family!

Cat & Duck's Investigative Assistant
LONG LIVE WOOT CLUE 2012! r.i.p. you are miseed

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Let's try to keep it classy for once and avoid the obvious lowbrow jokes.
That being said, I think I can see Uranus.

FishyFred


quality posts: 7 Private Messages FishyFred

I cannot in good conscience buy this shirt. The relative sizes are all out of whack.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I think every family has its Pluto. And if you can't pinpoint the Pluto in your own family, well... it might be you.

dpcollects


quality posts: 19 Private Messages dpcollects

This is so 2012!

joshuajwood


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joshuajwood

being a photographer and all, the sun has it made. he doesnt have to carry around a flash/light source to get good lighting. im kinda jealous.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Poor Pluto, always the red-headed step-child of the cosmos.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
CowboyDann wrote:Let's try to keep it classy for once and avoid the obvious lowbrow jokes.
That being said, I think I can see Uranus.



"Something something something gas giants."

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Congrats, Wirdou! Tho...I do have to say, where's Jupiter's big spot? I always figured that would be like a huge zit and Jupiter would be embarrassed to take a picture with that thing... Maybe he's using concealer... Applause!

lyricmezzosoprano


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lyricmezzosoprano

They just found out that Pluto's adopted.

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

Dear Pluto,

You'll always be a planet to me.

Love,
Illinois

woocls


quality posts: 2 Private Messages woocls
FishyFred wrote:I cannot in good conscience buy this shirt. The relative sizes are all out of whack.



this was exactly my thought... If not for that it'd have been an insta-buy for me.

RebelTaz


quality posts: 8 Private Messages RebelTaz

Poor Pluto always gets the shaft - just like Eeyore. That's why they are my favorites. I always root for the underdog... or under-planet as the case may be! ;)

LouMaldo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages LouMaldo

Should I chance with trying to get this in the next random batch or pay full price?

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
CowboyDann wrote:Let's try to keep it classy for once and avoid the obvious lowbrow jokes.
That being said, I think I can see Uranus.



Yeah, Uranus is just hanging out there for everyone to gawk at. @_@;;;

werdwerdus


quality posts: 13 Private Messages werdwerdus
joshuajwood wrote:being a photographer and all, the sun has it made. he doesnt have to carry around a flash/light source to get good lighting. im kinda jealous.



This will be a Quality Post! I lol'd

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 83 Private Messages Thirdbase9

You still belong in the portrait where I live. Long live Pluto.

A proud Illini.

I don't know.

arevan


quality posts: 9 Private Messages arevan

Pluto is still a planet in the state I live in (Illinois). I guess we are more accepting of the little people of the universe.

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

Without rings, Saturn looks like Uranus

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

This joke never gets old... I'm going to resist making a version. I will not get sucked into this idea's gravity!

joshuajwood


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joshuajwood
joshuajwood wrote:being a photographer and all, the sun has it made. he doesnt have to carry around a flash/light source to get good lighting. im kinda jealous.



on the other hand, he might have issues with everyone blinking, "the suns in my eyes!".

jbhswim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jbhswim

this is great! I love the expressions of the family. im sure it'll get a chuckle when you wear it.

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

Pluto's always getting screwed. It's like the red headed stepchild, except it's blue, and that makes it even more sad.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 33 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Felicidades Wirdou! Nicely done!

LurkingGrue


quality posts: 1 Private Messages LurkingGrue

How long will it take for the "poor Pluto" idea to run its course? It's still a dwarf planet along with several others.

It is pitch black.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

I'm so sick of Pluto always getting all the sympathy when it's Earth that's got an incurable case of the humans.

ssjmichael


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ssjmichael

MVEMJSUNP 4 lYFE

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Someone's wishing for a plutocracy.

Congrats on the print!

vectorjohn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vectorjohn

GET IT!? Because Pluto used to be considered a planet but the definition was applied more strictly and now it isn't! Also we anthropomorphize spheres of rock and gas!

Isn't that clever? It's so clever and new. Very new, I've never heard this before! You're clever.

eabernhardt


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eabernhardt

Wouldn't it be more appropriate if Pluto were indigo? Last I heard, they kicked indigo out of the rainbow.

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 41 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

it must be 3rd or 4th woot t-shirt with 'pluto aint a planet' theme.

i think i own two of them or so.

shelldav


quality posts: 8 Private Messages shelldav

Venus seems to have put on weight. She used to be smaller than Earth.

cmillard1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cmillard1
FishyFred wrote:I cannot in good conscience buy this shirt. The relative sizes are all out of whack.



Also, while I appreciate the detail on Earth, some of the others don't really look like the intended planet!


gina3graces


quality posts: 38 Private Messages gina3graces

Intergalactic Bishes! Got one! Orbit THIS!

emehew


quality posts: 4 Private Messages emehew
woocls wrote:this was exactly my thought... If not for that it'd have been an insta-buy for me.



It would be impossible to use relative sizes. The small planets would be pinpoints and the large ones wouldn't fit! Get real, suspend disbelief.

wooton


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wooton

I swear I've seen an image just like this on another site somewhere before.

*heads off to the googles*

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

Aw, here we go.

For y'alls listening pleasure!

Gustav Holst's PLUTO!!!!!!

that was fun while it lasted!

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

How sad Don't worry, little Pluto! Whenever you get down in the dumps and are feeling a little bluer than usual, just remember....that (*cue Whitney Houston*): IIIIIIIIIIIIII-AYE-AYE-IIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!