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maoie wrote:I wonder what is the return policy of the dove pieces

I think you just have to thaw them out first..

renofett wrote:Way to plant, Ann!

God, this line is so funny.

neveracquiesce wrote:Shows like AD, Firefly, and The Office (British) have such passionate fans because the content available is so so limited, but so so good. Well, except for that Uncle Jack episode...

Exactly. Except that firefly sucks.

I'm going to get this shirt in a large size, wear it to bed, and dream that those bastards didn't cancel one of the bestest shows ever. ; . ;

Congrats Nathan, awesome work!

I'll be paying for this shirt with... PENNIES FROM HEAVEN!!!!!

Given all this breakfast talk I felt I should add one final reminder: DO NOT order the Skip's Scramble.

wpegden wrote:Exactly. Except that firefly sucks.

Firefly is the greatest single-season show of all time. It's a proven fact. Look it up!

"I hate White Power Bill." *splat*

rockymike wrote:This shirt replaces It Came Out of Nowhere in my heart. And it's so much cheaper than my $5,000 suit. COME ON!

I literally yelled "COME ON!" at my computer while reading this. Kind of like how all of you will hear buster when you read "Hi Brother".

JATemplar wrote:Firefly is the greatest single-season show of all time. It's a proven fact. Look it up!

I would say it's tied with Freaks and Geeks and Wonderfalls. I've seen all of them at least 5 times each, probably more.

I was gonna buy this shirt for my dad's friend, but unfortunately I killed him when I left the door open with the air conditioning on...

JATemplar wrote:Firefly is the greatest single-season show of all time. It's a proven fact. Look it up!

Agreed!

...so will this protect me from getting burned by my cornballer?

not sure where to post this but these shirts run small

Maybe its because I have never seen the show. Maybe its because I recently watched the Oscar winning movie. Maybe its because I somehow picked up on something that is correct (all though I highly doubt it). Maybe I am going nuts, but the little blue man marshmallows remind me of Ghandi, which is rather strange. And now I want to watch the movie again. Maybe it is time to take a nap.

I'm going to design a Banana Stand shirt and make a fortune because.....

SilentLegend wrote:What, no bees?

They don't allow you to have bees in here.

rprebel wrote:Hey now, don't let that cereal go to waste! Throw it in a pot, add a potato, some broth...baby, you got a stew going!

Are you sure it's not just Hot Ham Water?

DavidHart wrote:I never thought that I would see the day that I saw fruit loops and a rabbit on a bright red shirt. We're just missing Tucan Sam... Did April fools come early?

This should have been posted in the kids.woot section and almost any other design posted here... Just sayin...

David

The mere fact that you're calling it pop-pop tells me that you're not ready.

shed wrote:I'm going to design a Banana Stand shirt and make a fortune because.....

There's always money in the banana stand.

In the actual clip, I actually like that he says "Candy" rather than "Cocaine" -- It makes sense why he would say candy when he turns around and sees some kids there. I don't understand why it's funny that he says cocaine. That's just dumb.

jejuneraccoon wrote:I always wanted to open a bank called The Banana Stand.

I'm in! The bank that I work for now might be kinda irked... but an opportunity like that doesn't come along every day.

We can even market it and hint at the financial stability with the slogan, "There's ALWAYS money in The Banana Stand."

I am making a vow right now to buy EVERY Arrested Development shirt that Woot! ever prints... even if it puts into crippling debt! It'll be well worth it!

jbull2 wrote:In the actual clip, I actually like that he says "Candy" rather than "Cocaine" -- It makes sense why he would say candy when he turns around and sees some kids there. I don't understand why it's funny that he says cocaine. That's just dumb.

It's funny because it's something else hookers do tricks for, and it's even less kid-friendly than ending the sentence with "money". Aka GOB trying to make things better, and he ends up making things far worse, which is his MO. Saying "candy" would be GOB actually making a bad situation not-worse, and that's out of character. COME ON!

Thanks so much all!

HOME STATE REPORT:

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Debut day: 2948, all on AA blanks.

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First day sales 2948

nathanwpyle wrote:Thanks so much all!

HOME STATE REPORT:

97 first day tees sold to the beautiful Buckeye State

OHIO

Will you hand deliver them?

TheGolux wrote:Will you hand deliver them?

I will walk I-71, I-70, I-75 to get these out

JK I live in NYC now in any case. Still love Ohio

I almost had pop pop in Vegas

nathanwpyle wrote:I think I'll take my earnings and go down South America way!

Favorite bio ever. Thanks, Woot! writers

If you're headed for Portugal it's due South!

I just remebered, I'm retiring... not turning 6...

Great shirt. Got here way quicker than expected. Five bucks for next day shipping is crazy-good. Shirt could use a loose seal.

nathanwpyle wrote:I will walk I-71, I-70, I-75 to get these out

JK I live in NYC now in any case. Still love Ohio

Then you can hand deliver mine since I live in NY State

Alas this shirt would be much funnier with the quote included :O(

Maybe it's just because I've been at the hospital bar, but I think this shirt is "All Right"!

barkwoot wrote:Maybe it's just because I've been at the hospital bar, but I think this shirt is "All Right"!

ahahaha
That doctor's lines are one of my favorite running jokes

natedogg828 wrote:Then you can hand deliver mine since I live in NY State

Haha!

I love it!!!

Leahbh wrote:I love it!!!

AH thank you - I always appreciate someone posting an IRL photo. GRACIAS