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All Sails Ahead!

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.000s
First Sucker:
maxsalvo
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4184

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



ThunderThighs


quality posts: 554 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

IMPORTANT: As the transition to the new shirts continues, you should always check the size charts prior to ordering your shirts. In addition, be sure to recheck the chart if you order again at a later date (i.e. from the Reckoning).

Thank you!


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thumperchick


quality posts: 236 Private Messages thumperchick

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I just sharted a black pearl!

ironiccc


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ironiccc

Oh my god.
This is...this is amazing.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Woot! Think About the Children!

(In all seriousness the new shirts are amazing quality I've worn one of the new blanks 3 times in the last week and they feel just as good as the old shirts)

This design is awesome! I'd gladly pay 20 dollars for it, lucky me I only need to pay 12


jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

YES!!! AA's and Patrick's awesome pirate shirt! Thanks Wooters and Woot!

Bilyum it up all day long!

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

The effect of the sun, the waves, and the sky against the ship ... WOW!

nmpls


quality posts: 22 Private Messages nmpls

Looks like the pirate version of a wolf shirt.
Good/bad? Your call.

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

Something about this shirt brings 3 wolf moon to mind for some reason. It makes me want to write and awesome funny pirate review. However I suck at comedy.

Very awesome shirt.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

This came out so well, Patrick. The halftones look amazing.

nmpls


quality posts: 22 Private Messages nmpls

At 10:02

nmpls wrote:Looks like the pirate version of a wolf shirt.
Good/bad? Your call.




gideonfrost wrote:Something about this shirt brings 3 wolf moon to mind for some reason. It makes me want to write and awesome funny pirate review. However I suck at comedy.

Very awesome shirt.



Booyah!

teenracer6


quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6

Its beautiful and all...

But will it help ward off scurvy?

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

PLEASE poster this!!!!

that was fun while it lasted!

neveracquiesce


quality posts: 3 Private Messages neveracquiesce

Just as the new issue of Black Freighter rolls in...

Krumlov


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Krumlov

Love it!

Need me some Boxes Of Condoms!

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

I had this pegged as the odds on favorite. Excellent coloring of the clouds and background sky, really adds depth -- and with the sun so low, a rising surge.

87gn


quality posts: 5 Private Messages 87gn

Patrickspens paints picture perfect prow perched plundering pirate.

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.

Someone had to say it!

DrjinG


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DrjinG

That is one big pirate.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

When I first saw this design, I immediately thought of this song:

Well yo ho, blow the man down!

Sing it loud ye scruvy wootarrrrrrrs!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Sweet, I knew this would place! Also I think the small metal bits are brighter on the pirate in the print file! The red in the cape also feels more saturated, so he stands out more than he did on the original comp.

Way to go, Patrick!

enkii


quality posts: 0 Private Messages enkii

Patrickspens, I like your beard.

And by beard I mean your style. This shirt's being added to my wardrobe as we speak!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

All those buttons... How long would that coat take to put on?

heyytonytony


quality posts: 0 Private Messages heyytonytony

A poster of "All Sails Ahead!" would be amazing indeed.

One might even say it'd be...

bootylicious (ohgosh what have I wrought)

Is this where my name goes?

CavalierX


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CavalierX

Wicked... got to have one!

leahfrogs


quality posts: 1 Private Messages leahfrogs

It's a nice drawing but I don't know about wearing it. It seems like a lot of people would think you worked at an ironic pirate-themed bar or something.

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

I can't believe that's only six colors. Patrick you are amazing!

bmxjimp


quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp

This is how I have always imagined the Captain sailing in. The sun is just coming up, the waves are calm, the foghorn is prepped and ready to bellow.


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
leahfrogs wrote:a lot of people would think you worked at an ironic pirate-themed bar or something.



I...I think that job would be awesome. =*_V=

Hans17


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Hans17

This will go great with my wooden leg.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I love looking at a design before enlarging it and already knowing it's made by patrickspens. So incredibly characteristic.

StarBob


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StarBob

I'm not much of a pirate person, but that's a beautiful design.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

This entry should have been rejected from the derby. The rules clearly stated that entries cannot have ninjas in them, and yet there are at least two ninjas in this design!

You just can't see them because they have disappeared into the shadows. But trust me, they are there. Watching.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

vonbroner


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vonbroner

There's a Goonies comment in here somewhere...

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah
CowboyDann wrote:Woot!

(In all seriousness the new shirts are amazing quality I've worn one of the new blanks 3 times in the last week and they feel just as good as the old shirts)




If that is the case, then let's switch to Anvil, and return the price to $10! I wasn't overly impressed with AA's quality though. I have had to return several shirts over the years, and probably should have returned several more that have bad stitching, holes, etc.

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

torgospizza


quality posts: 20 Private Messages torgospizza

SIgn me up for a LARRRRRRRRge.

migelito


quality posts: 9 Private Messages migelito

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

anemality


quality posts: 12 Private Messages anemality

I'm pleasantly surprised to see this get first, especially given the late entry. Awesome.

Even though it's not something I'd personally wear, as an artist I really love the illustration.

calanthium


quality posts: 15 Private Messages calanthium

This one is going directly on stretcher bars and becoming the newest piece of art hanging on my office wall.