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Some Translation Required

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.000s
First Sucker:
jjpeters1100
Last Wooter to Woot:
ally666
Last Purchase:
22 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2141

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



ThunderThighs


quality posts: 548 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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IMPORTANT: As the transition to the new shirts continues, you should always check the size charts prior to ordering your shirts. In addition, be sure to recheck the chart if you order again at a later date (i.e. from the Reckoning).

Thank you!


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skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Arr?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I'd posit that most of the translated words and phrases are more *American* than *English*, actually.

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

Well I'm 2 for 2 on predicting the winners. The Pirat will make 3 for 3.

Bilyum it up all day long!

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

What's with all the BLACK shirts?? Don't you people realize that SUMMER is upon us? Unless you are a vampire, black must be banished until late November! It's too damn hot!

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Wait. Pirates have bombs now?

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

I kinda wish it was upsidedown so I could translate by looking down.

phonedog365


quality posts: 6 Private Messages phonedog365

If it were any busier it'd have LEDs sewn in.

garaux


quality posts: 5 Private Messages garaux

Grats FishB! I hope #3 is a pirat. :D

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth

This is a MUST for National Talk Like A Pirate day.

iamjakex


quality posts: 11 Private Messages iamjakex

Err... I have to say, I'm really NOT impressed with this shirt, and since when are we making Dot's Poetry Corner 'text' shirts on woot now? This is a bad shirt.. I'm sorry, I'm just repulsed.

Do better woot!

odysseyroc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats FB! Great job





ignorant


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ignorant

Congrats on the print fishbiscuit

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung
iamjakex wrote:Err... I have to say, I'm really NOT impressed with this shirt, and since when are we making Dot's Poetry Corner 'text' shirts on woot now? This is a bad shirt.. I'm sorry, I'm just repulsed.

Do better woot!



Agreed. I'm sorry but this shirt blows in a big way. Such an uninteresting concept presented in such a thoughtless way.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Aww yeah, Im 2-0 now! I figured this would be the one text shirt that would definitely print. Super funny and clever, fishbiscuit! Congrats :D

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Yo ho ho: but, why is all the rum gone?

bnbsouthworth


quality posts: 55 Private Messages bnbsouthworth

I was considering this for my son until I got the to Holy Crap! part. Can't have him wearing a shirt to school that says Holy Crap.

vladistov


quality posts: 50 Private Messages vladistov

Professor, what's another word for 'pirate treasure'?

dreamaster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dreamaster
iamjakex wrote:Err... I have to say, I'm really NOT impressed with this shirt, and since when are we making Dot's Poetry Corner 'text' shirts on woot now? This is a bad shirt.. I'm sorry, I'm just repulsed.

Do better woot!



I guess you missed the tracking t-shirt.

Watch for the ninja footprints.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

In a surprising turn of events, another controversial design takes the prize.
congrats FB, that'll show 'em.

move along

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey Pirate, you got a steering wheel coming out of your pants!"

The pirate says, "Yarr, I know, its driving me nuts!"

grrlmarvel


quality posts: 12 Private Messages grrlmarvel

Congrats FB on the print!!

I am going to be the debbie downer in the party, hop on my soapbox and remind people that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it or don't buy... otherwise if you must and want to help the artist out, provide constructive criticism.

No matter if you like it or not, I am pretty sure most (I am saying most so don't attack me by citing those you think that don't) of the artists work hard on their work. It may not look like it to you or be your cup of tea, but they put time and effort into.


Again, congrats FB!! Hope it does well for you.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 548 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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dreamaster wrote:So when someone complains about the fit of a lousy anvil t-shirt, and the fact that they want one of these shirts merits a deletion of the post?

Are you effing kidding me? The anvil shirt in 3x flosses my underarms. It sucks.

This design is awesome, I wish I could of bought the shirt.

That's because there are plenty of other places to discuss it... This thread is to discuss this shirt. Not the shirt blank.


I'm gonna borrow Inky's post from the other day.

Here's all the information that's fit for reading:



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taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets

Yay Fishbiscuit! Congrats!


Nothing follows.

NinthMaeglin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages NinthMaeglin

Hm... I think I'm going to have to go re-read the lyrics of that "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" song now that I got this guide.

Hankshanker


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Hankshanker

Great shirt. Appropriate color scheme. Attractive layout. Stylish. Educational. In for one.

One time, a dread pirate approached me at a cocktail party.

When I asked him why, he said I just caught his eye.

pinothyj


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pinothyj

Oh for Pete's sake! It is 'shiver MY timbers' not 'shiver ME timbers!'


Hmph…

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 548 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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pinothyj wrote:Oh for Pete's sake! It is 'shiver MY timbers' not 'shiver ME timbers!'


Hmph…

Wait, are you saying Popeye is wrong!?!?!?!



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cstpierre


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cstpierre

clip art? Meh.

brankitteh


quality posts: 2 Private Messages brankitteh
smklung wrote:Agreed. I'm sorry but this shirt blows in a big way. Such an uninteresting concept presented in such a thoughtless way.



I completely agree with both of you. I'm quite disappointed this one is in second when the others, even just in the fog, had so much more thought in them.

lucky1988


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lucky1988

Charming design FB! Big Congrats!

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight
cstpierre wrote:clip art? Meh.



This had already been addressed in the shirts derby thread and it isnt clipart according to the designer.

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight

Like the shirt, its nice to have something different once in a while, gz to the designer for the print.

Unfortunately I wont be buying due to it being on the Anvil shirt.

Travinapple


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Travinapple

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought for sure this shirt would be cancelled due to the " absolutely no text" rule.

djkid1974


quality posts: 4 Private Messages djkid1974

I predict LOTS of these in the random shirt "booty" LOL

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 32 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Wow! Thanks so much to everyone who voted and to everyone who makes a purchase. I will be wearing this shirt on International Talk Like a Pirate Day for sure!

Woot writers, the last line is simply awesome. Did you guys know I'm an ESL teacher? Your write ups crack me up.
"We call this color: I sat in the black of my ESL classes."

Thanks for making my day!

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Funny and inventive shirt. Congrats on the print Fish!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Congrats on your third derby win, fishy!

pinothyj


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pinothyj
ThunderThighs wrote:Wait, are you saying Popeye is wrong!?!?!?!

Yes. It always has been Shiver My Timbers all the way from Treasure Island all the way back when that was penned. Shiver ME Timbers is incorrect and always has been incorrect. The only time it would ever BE correct is in old English where the word 'my' was pronounced like 'me' is today and so was misheard by modern (at least of the times) as the latter and inappropriate of the two.


It is a shame to now see it in print…