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WET||SLIPPERY WHEN

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Quality Posts



ThunderThighs


quality posts: 316 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

IMPORTANT: As the transition to the new shirts continues, you should always check the size charts prior to ordering your shirts. In addition, be sure to recheck the chart if you order again at a later date (i.e. from the Reckoning).

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skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

Love the shirt title!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

I'm really worried where that portal leads too...

Also I'm not sure if it would have been really cool really tacky to print an orange portal on the back of this shirt. I'm leaning towards the latter.

rockymike


quality posts: 15 Private Messages rockymike

Portal humor never goes wrong.

Yeah, so there's that...

mathking1992


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mathking1992

More Portal!!!

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

The shirt title is a subtle reference to the rock guitarist, Jovi Bon.

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg

I'm just glad that Woot has a Portal shirt with an easy to read write up.

If you don't know what that refers to, see The Cheese is a Liederkranz

mdcushman75


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mdcushman75

I'm interested to check out the new Woot shirts, see for myself what all the hoopla is about.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 26 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Why are portal covers round?

I don't know.

OoWillz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages OoWillz
thumperchick wrote:Is this the portal to Sparta?



Can you give thumperchick +100 quality posts for this? I just died laughing.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
mdcushman75 wrote:I'm interested to check out the new Woot shirts, see for myself what all the hoopla is about.



If they're not for use as pants, I'm certain they aren't for use as hula hoops either.


...Wait, what?

adamselby


quality posts: 2 Private Messages adamselby

Another shirt I'd buy if it weren't on Anvil..

rkiss227


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rkiss227

Shouldn't the title be

|WET SLIPPERY WHEN| ?

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

...I would be sighing about yet another Portal shirt, but this is just so darned clever. So a begrudging kudos to the Pyle brothers :P

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung
thumperchick wrote:Is this the portal to Sparta?



Lol, I feel like people are gonna mistake this for 300 reference a lot.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

With the same zeal that I hate black shirts, I really adore the asphalt.

I mean, you just can't go wrong with this color!

Sorry to gush.

spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

Hah! Kinda reminds me of this. Or this.

teenracer6


quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6

I wonder if someone will find Half Life 3 in that endless portal.

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

gertle627


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gertle627
CowboyDann wrote:I'm really worried where that portal leads too...

Also I'm not sure if it would have been really cool really tacky to print an orange portal on the back of this shirt. I'm leaning towards the latter.


For me it's already a little too similar to
http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=18828

It's cool shirt, but I don't think I need 2 Portal shirts in the same color.

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth

I'd really love to know where that portal exits to. Perhaps a place where they contain all the people who ignore cautionary signs.

bob12345swn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bob12345swn

Instant buy.

jonkamp


quality posts: 14 Private Messages jonkamp

The shirt is a lie.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake
rockymike wrote:Portal humor never goes wrong.


mathking1992 wrote:More Portal!!!


Indeed.

Past Portal inspired shirts include:
The Cake Is A Liar
The Cheese is a Liederkranz
This Was a Triumph

tpt4lyfe


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tpt4lyfe

Yay a Portal shirt not about the cake or lack there of.

lichme


quality posts: 590 Private Messages lichme

Great concept and well done. Extra points for the title.


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dilettante


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dilettante

LOVE this!! I'd totally be in for one or two, if only Woot! sold a shirt that fit! smh

thumperchick


quality posts: 145 Private Messages thumperchick
rockymike wrote:Portal humor never goes wrong.



LOL, I think the The Great Wakkorotti they gave you is a portal to maybejet's comment at wine.woot... it should totally redirect there.

maybejet wrote:Anyone else churning with excitement?




[Thunderthighs: Darn you, Copy/Paste! THANKS!]

kmtfk6


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kmtfk6

I really want this shirt... but I know it won't fit. Women's shirts are too big, kid's shirts are too short.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

First I thought the other portal would have to be placed on water. Now I realized that it's just two puddles of water on the ground.
That creates an interesting image in my head.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

The Pyle Brothers sounds less like a team of two artistic brothers and more like an old west hold-up gang.

"Hold on ta yer wallets. Lock up the wimmen folk! The Pyle brothers is a comin'!"


...yeah, that sounds about right.

Anywho, congrats to the Pyle brothers!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann
gertle627 wrote:For me it's already a little too similar to
http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=18828

It's cool shirt, but I don't think I need 2 Portal shirts in the same color.



To woots defense: I think there is an unwritten rule that states: I think if you're going to have a p0rtal shirt with portals in it you're only allowed to use the colors Orange Blue Gray Black and White

(also: reminder to everyone that the game is called p0rtal)

kmtfk6


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kmtfk6

Hehe I just noticed the first sucker's name is tastypotato...

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis
rkiss227 wrote:Shouldn't the title be

|WET SLIPPERY WHEN| ?



Shh, your facts have no place here.

annieflies


quality posts: 12 Private Messages annieflies
skatimmy737 wrote:With the same zeal that I hate black shirts, I really adore the asphalt.

I mean, you just can't go wrong with this color!

Sorry to gush.



agree.

oops, pardon me, i wooted

annieflies


quality posts: 12 Private Messages annieflies

Also, is there going to be a derby this weekend or no? or did I miss something?

oops, pardon me, i wooted

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis
annieflies wrote:Also, is there going to be a derby this weekend or no? or did I miss something?



Double Take 3248734 or whatever number it's up to now

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

Ugh, woot! I was seriously not going to buy any more woot shirts due to the Anvil switch, but this is by far the best Portal reference shirt I've ever seen. Argh.

Okay, woot, you got me. I'll buy this one, just this one, to test out Anvil. If I don't like it, I'm not coming back. Okay? Okay. I'm giving you a fair shot. Don't make me regret it.

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg
smklung wrote:Lol, I feel like people are gonna mistake this for 300 reference a lot.



THIS IS PORTAL!!!!!!!!