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I can't imagine how much it must suck to be a janitor at aperture science. You're either being shot at by drones, your mop is sent flying from the kinetic slime, or your eternally falling thanks to some kids that managed to get a hold of a portal gun.

If I was a Men's 1-2x before, what size would I be now O^O

Awesome Portal shirt!

So glad these are printed on Anvil blanks. Fair labor tends to give me a rash

I'm officially going to stop ignoring wet floor signs.

I'm curious as to where the orange portal leads. It probably just leads to the kitchen, where there will (probably not) be cake.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
The passive aggressive janitor is hilarious. so creative | | you writers are

Gabriel is currently visiting me in NYC and we both fell asleep early last night!

Here we are Monday night eating @ Yakitori Taisho

AND the sketch I sent him a while back.

THANK YOU WOOT, it looks terrific

Pancakes as big as a portal.

Is any one else bothered by the lack of orange portal?

Every single Portal shirt is this color. Every. Single. One. I'd buy it if I didn't already have a few gray, Portal shirts, that are starting to look all the same.

Otherwise, rockin' design.

Too bad it's Anvil. Otherwise, I'd be buying it.

Congrats guys! Great work!

I'm sure that the orange portal is on the moon. It is much easier to clean up that way.

Wootbot fails grammar:

You never know where Gabriel and Nathan Pyle are going to enter from.

should be:

You never know from where Gabriel and Nathan Pyle are going to enter.

I don't get all this portal stuff but I know my son will so +1 woot shirt for his closet.

I like that this design, more so than most of the other Portal shirts I've seen, might have some chance of being amusing to someone who has no idea what a portal actually is, since they could at least get "hole in the ground" out of it.

This will be my first shirt on the new Anvil blanks. Well, here goes.

mdcushman75 wrote:I'm interested to check out the new Woot shirts, see for myself what all the hoopla is about.

Be aware they shrink in the wash and dryer. I bought a men's small for my 10 yr old son. He said it was pretty big. I washed it in cold water and put it in the dryer and it fits loosely now.

kmtfk6 wrote:I really want this shirt... but I know it won't fit. Women's shirts are too big, kid's shirts are too short.

Kate Moss? Is that you?

I'm honestly considering making this my first $12 woot shirt purchase and adding this to my portal woot shirt collection :D (not sure if it's considered a collection as I only have The Cake is a Liar and The Cheese is a Liederkranz)

blue_94_trooper wrote:Kate Moss? Is that you?

No that would be anyone who previously wore a women's small or medium Tshirt, as the new women's small is roughly the same width as the old large. But shorter.

nathanwpyle wrote:YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
The passive aggressive janitor is hilarious. so creative | | you writers are

Gabriel is currently visiting me in NYC and we both fell asleep early last night!

Here we are Monday night eating @ Yakitori Taisho

AND the sketch I sent him a while back.

THANK YOU WOOT, it looks terrific

hawt

(the design, that is)

I'm surprised the guy on the sign isn't taking an arrow to the knee too.

blue_94_trooper wrote:Kate Moss? Is that you?

They're on the new Anvil shirts, which means any women who doesn't want a belly shirt and is under a size 10 or so is out of luck unless she likes the look of a tent.

Cute, but the title should be |WET SLIPPERY WHEN|, no?

Don't mind me, just thinking with portals.

thumperchick wrote:Is this the portal to Sparta?

THIS IS PORTAL!!!

Ha! I just happen to be wearing my The Cheese is a Liederkranz today! Alas, these new prices are killing me. I would be in for this at $10.80, but at $13 it's just not another impulse buy.

heidiruth wrote:I'd really love to know where that portal exits to. Perhaps a place where they contain all the people who ignore cautionary signs.

Tomorrow's shirt... ;-)

I'm new-ish to Woot... and just discovered that once i've bought a shirt, I can't buy another? I was going to get one for my daughter as well... but once i've purchased a shirt, it won't let me buy again. I thought that I was limited to 3 shirts, but it appears those 3 shirts have to be bought at once or i'm sunk.

any way to do what i'm after?

bhagara wrote:I'm new-ish to Woot... and just discovered that once i've bought a shirt, I can't buy another? I was going to get one for my daughter as well... but once i've purchased a shirt, it won't let me buy again. I thought that I was limited to 3 shirts, but it appears those 3 shirts have to be bought at once or i'm sunk.

any way to do what i'm after?

What I do is reply to my order confirmation, changing the recipient to service@woot.com and ask to add another order.
Alternatively, you can create another account and use a different credit card to purchase more.
Choose your own adventure.

coldcrack wrote:Is any one else bothered by the lack of orange portal?

I just figured it's out there... somewhere...

CowboyDann wrote:I'm really worried where that portal leads too...

Also I'm not sure if it would have been really cool really tacky to print an orange portal on the back of this shirt. I'm leaning towards the latter.

oh I think it would have been really cool to have another caution sign with a person coming out of the orange portal on the back.

Zippy The Pinhead wrote:Wootbot fails grammar:

You never know where Gabriel and Nathan Pyle are going to enter from.

should be:

You never know from where Gabriel and Nathan Pyle are going to enter.

The words were originally in that order, then some unruley test subject used her Apature device to shuffle them. No cake for her I guess.

schwiemj wrote:oh I think it would have been really cool to have another caution sign with a person coming out of the orange portal on the back.

I think I will totally be working on a responce shirt to this shirt with the orange portal, and socks...

It will go nicely with the Justice Legume's design I was sketching on yesterday.

Ordered in WS. Im worried this is going to be huge on me even though im not that small (AA WM-WL). Maybe I'll switch back to men's shirts if there are good reports about those.

Would have been cool if the back showed the orange portal teleporting the guy to a dumpster ahaha.

Thank you all so much for your kind words! And like Nathan said, apologies for not being around sooner!

Also I think it's only fair to thank our youngest brother, Benjamin, for first introducing the older Pyle brother to Portal.


To thank him, here's a picture of all three of us jumping.

j5 wrote:What I do is reply to my order confirmation, changing the recipient to service@woot.com and ask to add another order.
Alternatively, you can create another account and use a different credit card to purchase more.
Choose your own adventure.

That worked beautifully.... thanks for the advice!

Zippy The Pinhead wrote:Wootbot fails grammar:

You never know where Gabriel and Nathan Pyle are going to enter from.

should be:

You never know from where Gabriel and Nathan Pyle are going to enter.

"This is errant pedantry up with which I will not put." -- apocryphally Winston Churchill

I would like to be able to buy the shirt.woot sizing chart shirt...the one with the length and chest on it. i dont know why but i like it.