dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:prolly has caller id.



Oh hell no. That cost an extra two or three dollars a month.
There is a package with unlimited long distance. Mom is the only one who found out it is something like 5 bucks cheaper without call waiting and caller ID.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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dougall


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FenStar wrote:British



thanks....

yes I am!

pooflady


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And back from Tunica! Had a good time. Didn't lose as much as expected. Went to Graceland. LOL

What did I miss?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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dougall wrote:thanks....

yes I am!




http://www.rathergood.com/swearotron.html


Lets translate:

Row one

#1 ass house?

#2 f..k

#3 no clue

Row two

#1 Bugger?

#2 f...ing c..t

#3 spunk? that is a curse in england????


Row three

#1 no clue ...scrotum?

#2 f..k sticks

#3 poop


Row 4

#1 f..k it

#2 wank

#3 joss?????


Row 5

#1 now if I'm hearing right, isn't this a complement?
mega wank or is wank the process of self pleasure? So it is like calling someone a jerkoff?

#2 big dogs c..k?

#3 arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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Please answer quickly, just in case someone who has spent time in England comes along and puts me on probation.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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Mr one, can you send back qwertyuiop for a second, I found this on dougall's cursing site


There is no cursing. Perfectly safe for work and kids.

http://www.rathergood.com/star_trek_squirrel

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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Mavyn


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Uk spunk=ejaculate

Sorry. Cant see the others to help

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Iceback


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Welcome back Poof.

I don't need no F*(%ing web page to do my swearing.

In the end only kindness matters

dougall


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Mavyn wrote:Uk spunk=ejaculate

Sorry. Cant see the others to help



its a verb and a noun.


and I can't hear from my phone, need to be in the office to hear the rest.

dontwantaname


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pooflady wrote:And back from Tunica! Had a good time. Didn't lose as much as expected. Went to Graceland. LOL

What did I miss?



Nothing.

Nothing ever happens when you aren't here .

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klozitshoper


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Poof: My car sirius/XM stays on the Elvis station. Did they interview you?

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Nothing.

Nothing ever happens when you aren't here .



A guy gets beat up at the train station!

klozitshoper


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Looks around, back and forth, up and down, nobody here. G'nite all.

pooflady


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klozitshoper wrote:Poof: My car sirius/XM stays on the Elvis station. Did they interview you?



I like Elvis, but not that much. No, they didn't interview me.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

pooflady


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klozitshoper wrote:Looks around, back and forth, up and down, nobody here. G'nite all.



Was busy filling out my brackets, not much time left, sorry.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

pooflady


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Night all. Tomorrow.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Raining


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no1 wrote:prolly has caller id.



lol

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Iceback


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Good morning Rain and all that follow

In the end only kindness matters

jqubed


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Iceback wrote:Good morning Rain and all that follow



Morning Iceback, guess I'll hand it over to you; my picks are in and it's time to get some sleep.

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joyner


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Good morning everybody!

Mavyn


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Morning all! Happy Thursday.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

AZGman


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Mornin', folks.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

pooflady


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Good morning all.

Whew, got my picks in just in time.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

dougall


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dontwantaname wrote:http://www.rathergood.com/swearotron.html


Lets translate:

Row one

#1 ass house?

#2 f..k

#3 no clue

Row two

#1 Bugger?

#2 f...ing c..t

#3 spunk? that is a curse in england????


Row three

#1 no clue ...scrotum?

#2 f..k sticks

#3 poop


Row 4

#1 f..k it

#2 wank

#3 joss?????


Row 5

#1 now if I'm hearing right, isn't this a complement?
mega wank or is wank the process of self pleasure? So it is like calling someone a jerkoff?

#2 big dogs c..k?

#3 arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



OK, I'm sitting down at the office, not trying to work, and found headphones..

OK, I wrote them all down, and it left me feeling dirty.. so I erased them all.

I think english profanity should only be OK if it's uttered by some oxbridge educated comedian or other TV personality.. And that's not me.!

j5


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Morning all.

I realized that when I read some of the comments in here, I get a mental image of some of you.

This is what it looks like:

move along

AZGman


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ha ha.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

inkycatz


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j5 wrote:Morning all.




Good morning all! Yes, that seems to be about the image I get as well, so I think you're on to something.

Current weather in Seattle: medium grey.

Think I'm going to fire up the iDevice, throw it on shuffle and put the very first thing in the Whatcha listenin' thread.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


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dougall wrote:OK, I'm sitting down at the office, not trying to work, and found headphones..

OK, I wrote them all down, and it left me feeling dirty.. so I erased them all.

I think english profanity should only be OK if it's uttered by some oxbridge educated comedian or other TV personality.. And that's not me.!



Contact Stephen Fry? Maybe Graham Norton.

Or...Jeremy Clarkson. He'd like that, I think.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

cruzer


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j5 wrote:Morning all.

I realized that when I read some of the comments in here, I get a mental image of some of you.

This is what it looks like:



lol.


morning all.

klozitshoper


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Good morning all.

dontwantaname


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j5 wrote:Morning all.

I realized that when I read some of the comments in here, I get a mental image of some of you.

This is what it looks like:




no1 is a guy. AZG too.
Neither are cross dressers or takei (It's OK to say Takei) , as far as I know.


Gee, I get to be Betty White!

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dougall


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Mavyn wrote:Contact Stephen Fry? Maybe Graham Norton.

Or...Jeremy Clarkson. He'd like that, I think.



you forgot that house guy.

dougall


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Mavyn wrote:Or...Jeremy Clarkson. He'd like that, I think.



not as much as this one.

Mavyn


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dougall wrote:you forgot that house guy.



D'name watches House. I'm not sure she knows Mr Laurie is from 'over there' so that might not help. But sure, put him on the list.

James May was my first thought, but changed it to Jeremy because James doesn't sounds quite as snobby.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

pooflady


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j5 wrote:Morning all.

I realized that when I read some of the comments in here, I get a mental image of some of you.

This is what it looks like:



Yep, that's definitely me. Uh-huh. No question.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

dougall


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Mavyn wrote:D'name watches House. I'm not sure she knows Mr Laurie is from 'over there' so that might not help. But sure, put him on the list.

James May was my first thought, but changed it to Jeremy because James doesn't sounds quite as snobby.



fine...

Mavyn


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dougall wrote:fine...



I think Mr Laurie did more than half of the actual swearing in there. :D

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

j5


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dontwantaname wrote:no1 is a guy. AZG too.
Neither are cross dressers or takei (It's OK to say Takei) , as far as I know.


Gee, I get to be Betty White!



Back in St. Olaf.

move along

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTH0pXZQ5I4&feature=share

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.
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