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Critical Hit

Speed to First Woot:
1m 14.000s
First Sucker:
kaworuchaos
Last Wooter to Woot:
lobo1974
Last Purchase:
19 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 47% of Shirt Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4864

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 25% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

AHHHHH!!! Devastatingly cute!

Spirit, have you been teaming up with walmazan?

lukas32


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lukas32

(sigh) Disappointing. Oh well, maybe next week. Hooray for everyone who wanted this shirt.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Just wondering how does the stegosaurus use the bow and arrow?

mathking1992


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mathking1992

So that's what killed the dinosaurs.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

LARPing dinosaurs. Now I've seen it all.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Critical Hit indeed!!

YEAH!! This is my favorite EC ever... Awesomeness.

Also, he's back...

GIRL LOOKIT THAT BODY!

cannedpoo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cannedpoo

Assphalt again, dump all the rest of these Skullhead Boneyhands grey shirts into Boggy Old Creatures....

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth
zekecatz wrote:Just wondering how does the stegosaurus use the bow and arrow?



And lets be honest...a t-rex with a sword? Not a very impressive swing radius. ;)

Renratca


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Renratca

A shirt that truly celibates THAC0! I wonder... Did they get a saving throw?

sunaness


quality posts: 19 Private Messages sunaness

Welp. I better get to igniting my lightsaber to begin self-dismemberment.

teenracer6


quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6

Did the artist make this to represent his disdain at the poor dice rolls he normally gets as a DM?

Take that party! You are all going to die!

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Watch out, Dinos, it's a MAGIC MISSLE!

silent7seven


quality posts: 12 Private Messages silent7seven

Reminds me of the awesomeness that is Ninkasi's Critical Hit label.

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And so we go, on with our lives
We know the truth, but prefer lies
Lies are simple, simple is bliss
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat, live in decline

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Natural 20 or not, dinos never did have very high DEX modifiers.

therealjrn


quality posts: 39 Private Messages therealjrn

I can't wear this shirt...my geek gene would be erect all day long...and I just don't think that would be safe.

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Oh hey I almost missed that little pterodactyl back there.

Also, I really like the fact that they used negative space as leaves in the front of the shirt. I always love that in shirts.

computermd82


quality posts: 31 Private Messages computermd82

I was counting down til 1AM (NY here) hoping this shirt had one more chance for an Editor's choice, and then I load shirt.woot's home page... Miracles do happen at Woot!

Congrats to Spiritgreen for the printing! I'm off to buy a few of these.!

V'Owl Birthday of Celebrations GIVEAWAY!!!!
"And the man in the rain picked up his bag of secrets, and journeyed up the mountainside, far above the clouds. And nothing was ever heard from him again, except for the sound of Tubular Bells."

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
therealjrn wrote:I can't wear this shirt...my geek gene would be erect all day long...and I just don't think that would be safe.



But, all the cosplaying Princess Leias and orc queens would follow you everywhere!

Radscoolian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Radscoolian

Excellent, Spirtgreen! I knew this was going to get an EC!

putdowntheducky


quality posts: 9 Private Messages putdowntheducky

No worries, the meteor will wait until they're done breeding a golden chocobo before hitting them with a critical.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Really? No Dungeons and Dinosaurs comments yet? Is it just too obvious nobody wants to say it?

roysterer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages roysterer

When I first saw this I wasn't really into it, since I don't do tabletop RP. But, it has grown on me because there is a fundamental humor that appeals even to those of us who have never used a 20-sided die.

And, of course, everyone loves an underdog.

zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak

Well, that really puts the "die" into "twelve-sided die"

heathenflower


quality posts: 1 Private Messages heathenflower

I'm in for two! I was disappointed when this didn't print the first go round. So happy it finally made it's way!

torgospizza


quality posts: 20 Private Messages torgospizza

Now we know how Nerdasaurus Rex spent his weekends.

elankat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages elankat

Proof that it never ends well when you put on your robe & wizard hat.

tarkib


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tarkib

Very cool, yet another shirt that I'll probably have to buy.

Also, shirt.woot, it's Turok, not Turock. :P

psywiped


quality posts: 2 Private Messages psywiped

really wish it didn't have the text explaining it under the image, they did the same thing with the puffy rabbit shirt, ruins the whole thing.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The fear in that T-Rex's face is real, man.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 114 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Ha ha ha I like the T-Rex's exaggerated circle mouth filled with teeth.

elankat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages elankat
teenracer6 wrote:Did the artist make this to represent his disdain at the poor dice rolls he normally gets as a DM?

Take that party! You are all going to die!



They should have rolled a D6.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

Ooooo, tough luck dinosaurs! If only you had equipped that armor you found in the previous dungeon, it was rated +20 against meteorites.

Here, I'll roll the dice for you and tell you how many years it will be before your fossilized remains are found...


(Congrats Spiritgreen on the print!)

lisonallie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lisonallie

Why does the triceratops have facial hair?

xsmilez


quality posts: 2 Private Messages xsmilez

one does not simply go extinct.

cptgone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cptgone

yaaay! i wanted this one so much! thank you Woot staff for picking it
seems you guys are trying to print more of the Double Take derby entries... such a good idea!

BTW my Too Many Cooks shirt (another Spiritgreen design) arrived yesterday and it looks so good

wirdou


quality posts: 16 Private Messages wirdou

Am I happy?¿ WOW, double 20!!! Am I going to buy this shirt? triple 20!! Am I going to spread the word? wait...the dice has fallen....again double 20!!!

Thank you WOOT for this EC. You made my week. Two dinosaur related tees and this one is probably my favorite tee ever!! I think I'm gonna order three with different sizes to keep it wearing when I become older and fatter.

Congrats Spiritgreen! It's been a hard wait, but it really worth it!!!

walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Spiritgreen!
This is a hit!

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight
heidiruth wrote:And lets be honest...a t-rex with a sword? Not a very impressive swing radius. ;)



I believe thats what killed the dinos.

scottjl


quality posts: 12 Private Messages scottjl

Is this a repeat? I can swear I've seen this image before, or perhaps it was "inspired" by another t-shirt I saw elsewhere..?