READ! Read everything you can while it's still legal in your income bracket! THEY aren't coming for your guns -
THEY are coming for your BOOKS™!
Doubt the truity of these truthyisms, you? Well, have they not already COME for your bright warmy light bulbs? Ho!
Now our sacred pages of truthylore handed down again and again, history not coverupstory, Tomes des SCIENCE FÂCT not Wishymepedias™: if you still have your bound copies, they are painful and annoying to the eye beneath the not ready for prime time $9 light bulb of orangey murk, ze bzzzzzing, fl-fli-flicky sneezing piggytail bulb.
Above all, the end is nigh for me, I know for this one simple fact: I look horrible in NAVY.
I shall click the (Lo! Pantone Hue & Cry Feelin' Blue 19-3953) button that says post and dash straight back to the safety of my FORT, made from all living room furniture and house blankies; lantern, books, helmet, kettle corn, kittens.
Eh, should this wondrous message READ -as such-Yay ramyb -ever be seen again, a second edition in t-cloth richlike as book-page ivorycream and the design atop in Shakespearean Walnut? or so? I'm in for three!!!
Hrm, gets tape, lamp... at window