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Casual Friday

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s
First Sucker:
bossmike253
Last Wooter to Woot:
viralimmunology
Last Purchase:
12 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
7967

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



tsfisch


quality posts: 39 Private Messages tsfisch

Too bad they still have to wear their helmets on casual Friday.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Dude, get this guy a White Russian!

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

I can't decided whether the armpit hair is a great design detail, or vaguely gross.

Either way, funny shirt.

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth

Funny, I always pictured them as more of a boxer-briefs type.

Trevorskatezz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Trevorskatezz

You got me again with the wars.. Can't help but buy anything to do with the wars.. I don't even know why

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

Senor Womp Rat's sounds fun, but I'd rather go to Toshi Station to see the Power Converters.

(Robot Chicken oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpUkokRx3-k)

djp519


quality posts: 12 Private Messages djp519

That's pretty cool.... These aren't the shirts you're looking for!

Davidsdivad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Davidsdivad

I remember when woot shirts could be really great things, and not simply wanna-be thinkgeek merchandise.

"LOL LUK AT UR SHIRT BRO THERE'S A SCIFI POP CULTURE REFERENCE ON IT"

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I love that storm troopers wear those cheap sandals you get at Big K! They even have those circular prongs that wear off after one day!

elankat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages elankat

That's disturbing on so many levels, but mostly because I thought it was a skirt and not shorts.

pilotwillie


quality posts: 18 Private Messages pilotwillie

I got one word for this shirt:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hans17


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Hans17

"These aren't the shorts I was looking for."

cindihoward


quality posts: 42 Private Messages cindihoward

Guessing this will not rank Most Lady Friendly...lol!

MissouriMomma

bugkat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bugkat

I thought the armpit hair was a tattoo at first of vader which would have been awesome!

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
bluejester wrote:I can't decided whether the armpit hair is a great design detail, or vaguely gross.

Either way, funny shirt.



90% gross, 10% good design detail.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Looks like the creepy guy who never does any work, drops by your cubicle just to chat (for an hour) and thinks all the women want him. Shudder.

rangerlg


quality posts: 8 Private Messages rangerlg

Not sure if I can wear this on casual Friday. Coworkers currently love guessing my Woot Shirt meanings.

Ninkumpoop


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Ninkumpoop

I know he doesn't get any sun (probably needs vitamin D supplements), but shouldn't his skin be a shade or two darker? Jango Fett wouldn't be proud.

jamesraff


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jamesraff

So this is why TK-421 wasn't at his post...

And I love to refresh the page to see which of the Republic's (USA, not Old...) states is nerdiest. And most single.

lonelypond


quality posts: 415 Private Messages lonelypond

Well, if it must be a Star Wars reference, at least it's one that makes me laugh. I do like the flipflops.

Vote:

annewaterman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages annewaterman

In for 1 (for my husband)...yup, just what he needs...another Star Wars shirt.

djkid1974


quality posts: 4 Private Messages djkid1974

would be way cooler if the 2nd word was larger and all of the text was angled like in the opening and credits for the movie!

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Do you get a tiny deodorant to go with that pit?

eepeep


quality posts: 5 Private Messages eepeep
missmelis wrote:90% gross, 10% good design detail.



The armpit hair made me throw up a little in my mouth.

No. A thousand times no.

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cjm6502


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cjm6502

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Nice... if you opt for next day shipping, you'll get this for THIS week's Casual Friday!

phoenixpinion


quality posts: 2 Private Messages phoenixpinion

If I actually had work on Fridays, I would buy this in a heartbeat. And wear it.

Every. Single. Friday.

tomsman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tomsman

Looks like Darth Vader frowns upon manscaping...

Looking for MXLs Alien Sonogram, Tin: Old Skool, Puppet Checkup and Flesh Wound from Teefury; A Wicked Mess, F5 Refreshes You, and Sissy Fight. PM or teetrade (tomsman)for trade or sell.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 560 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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cjm6502 wrote:It's the Lego Star Wars Beach Trooper!

HA! That's great. We call him 'Skippy' in our house. He's one of our favorite characters to play as in the Lego Star Wars video games.



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ceoofaep


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ceoofaep

Well the "original" Star Wars movies were made in the 70's. Men had armpit hair in the 70's. So it's actually pretty spot-on. Still not in for one, though. Not yet. Still pondering.

kevlar51


quality posts: 45 Private Messages kevlar51

Just so long as they still have to wear helmets. Otherwise they've really lost control of their staff.

dorkjedi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dorkjedi

As a 501st Stormtrooper, I approve. TK8603.

fuseblown


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fuseblown
dorkjedi wrote:As a 501st Stormtrooper, I approve. TK8603.



As a cadet currently in the process of finishing up a TK, ditto. Still need to acquire the flip-flops.

AquaSky


quality posts: 1 Private Messages AquaSky

"Aren't you a little casual for a stormtrooper ?"

lobstrain


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lobstrain
tsfisch wrote:Too bad they still have to wear their helmets on casual Friday.



No, the helmet is part of the casualness.

NickJones


quality posts: 0 Private Messages NickJones

Did any one else read "Rebel Scum" at first?

RandomLynx


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RandomLynx

Dude needs to get some sun. Anybody suggest installing some tanning beds to the Emperor?

mmcclusk2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mmcclusk2

Another Star Wars T-Shirt.

How original.

basfiji


quality posts: 9 Private Messages basfiji

Why Gray. Man I really want this shirt, but every time I get a Gray shirt the colors fade so bad