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BLT: Together Forever

Speed to First Woot:
1m 51.119s
First Sucker:
gurileck
Last Wooter to Woot:
simonmakin
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
985

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

The order on the shirt is more like a TBL instead of a BLT.

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth

But...if the food looks so cute, how am I supposed to eat it?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Very nice! Just add George Foreman and some mayo and we're got ourselves a party!

dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29

This is some happy looking food, it must not know it's gonna be in my belly in about 10 seconds!

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor

Gotta have the mayo

I live paycheck to paycheck thanks to woot.

Nihils


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Nihils

Looks like they were going for suggestive rather than correct order. ;)

Also, why is the bacon raw?

taylordeeves


quality posts: 0 Private Messages taylordeeves

i do love BLTs....

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

Oh, Woot, why must you taunt me?

Sorry, Alison, but it's only going to be 7 out of 8 here.

Shmizzle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Shmizzle

UUUGGGGHHHH....

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

I've read the police blotter on this one guys.

This photo was taken mere moments before tragedy struck. Tomato was cut into thin slices and Lettuce was finely chopped. Only Bacon remained unharmed, but he is now sought by the police as a "person of interest" in the case.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 560 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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easysailor wrote:Gotta have the mayo

I prefer mustard.



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endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

While I can appreciate Doomcat's expressive cartooning style, I've personally had my fill of anthropomorphic food shirts at Woot (no pun intended.)

Mattroid


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mattroid

Together Forever...in my belleh.

darrencg


quality posts: 1 Private Messages darrencg

Needs avocado!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

That must be baby lettuce, because if not... DAMN that's a huge slice of bacon!

mrdeeves


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrdeeves

bought one, only because i love BLTs and look good in green ;)

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor
ThunderThighs wrote:I prefer mustard.



Mayo, with a small amount if mustard.

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w00tgurl


quality posts: 26 Private Messages w00tgurl

that bacon needs some cookin! get back in the frying pan you jumbo slice of bacon

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gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

I'm offended that the artist's hometown says "Ontario, Canada" Ontario is not a town at all, its the whole damn province!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Classic gallows humor!

dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29
endangeredomega wrote:While I can appreciate Doomcat's expressive cartooning style, I've personally had my fill of anthropomorphic food shirts at Woot (no pun intended.)



NEVER!!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 560 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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gravityisweak wrote:I'm offended that the artist's hometown says "Ontario, Canada" Ontario is not a town at all, its the whole damn province!

We just put what they tell us. Could be the artist didn't want to be more specific. The term "hometown" is probably hard-coded.



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calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

I'll squint my eyes, tilt my head to the side a little, and pretend that nasty little tomato is a pepper, and then we'll talk

dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29
w00tgurl wrote:that bacon needs some cookin! get back in the frying pan you jumbo slice of bacon



I was thinking that the whole thing might be a problem going down easy...That sammie clearly needs some reconstruction. Who can fit a whole head of lettuce, a whole tomato, and the afore mentioned raw bacon in thier tummy. I also like a slice of bread on top, unless this is a sub/roll type thing.

This is making me hungry, and I'm still buying the shirt cuz I love me some BLT's (no mayo, no mustard, maybe a little butter).

lonelypond


quality posts: 415 Private Messages lonelypond

So cute. And now so hungry. Should that sequence of thought worry me?

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calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell
ThunderThighs wrote:I prefer mustard.



^ This

Tetrapaq


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Tetrapaq

This shirt should be 5 dollars.

dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29

I just noticed the little tongue sticking out of lettuce's mouth, that's my trademark! Too cute! They're just so damn happy!

collinvh


quality posts: 61 Private Messages collinvh

LOL, great design! Will you be my BLT? I like the sound of that but I do prefer my bacon a little more crispy

Davidsdivad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Davidsdivad

Isn't anyone tired of these cutesy, meme, and "lolnerd" shirts?

Whatever happened to the great woot shirts, like Nevermore?

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor
Davidsdivad wrote:Isn't anyone tired of these cutesy, meme, and "lolnerd" shirts?

Whatever happened to the great woot shirts, like Nevermore?



Sometimes I wonder who is voting for the Derby winners.

I live paycheck to paycheck thanks to woot.

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake
Davidsdivad wrote:Whatever happened to the great woot shirts, like Nevermore?


It's (sadly) still here.

easysailor wrote:Sometimes I wonder who is voting for the Derby winners.


This is a daily, selected by the Woot staff, not a derby winner selected by Wooters.

quabaq


quality posts: 4 Private Messages quabaq

"Maybe it’s just my opinion, but BLT was it was the greatest anthropomorphic food sitcom in history up to a point."

That sentence should probably read, "Maybe it’s just my opinion, but BLT was the greatest anthropomorphic food sitcom in history up to a point."

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I don't know about you guys but I think that bacon thickness should be standard.

bingomzan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bingomzan

This is, sadly, the first time i have spotted a grammatical error in a write-up. Sad day.

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor
Narfcake wrote:This is a daily, selected by the Woot staff, not a derby winner selected by Wooters.



Still, I. Wonder

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jla1983culax


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jla1983culax

por que sin mayonesa? RIP baby girl. Still bought one in her memory. And none of that miracle whip neither. Sacharin and syrup have no place betwixt bread. Much like the Nerf Corporation, it is Duke's or nothing in my family. North cacakalak representin'.

SeeTheArt


quality posts: 2 Private Messages SeeTheArt

Sandwich shirts? Is the recipe on the back?
I'll wait for the Hot Brown Sandwich.

leeanicholas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages leeanicholas

They're happy now.... But not once you chop them up and chomp on them!