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Speed to First Woot:
59m 24.555s
First Sucker:
sellbuyer92
Last Wooter to Woot:
donwoo2
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 28% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 40% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3210

Purchaser Experience

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  • 6% second woot
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  • 26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

This shirt makes me hot-blooded. Well, acid-blooded really.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Holy crap. The worst chills just went down my spine.

mathking1992


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mathking1992

Never hug anything that may cause a creature to burst out of your chest.

mistamoose


quality posts: 30 Private Messages mistamoose

Niiiice. Very cool.

tw1nky


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tw1nky

Plenty of free hugs this week.

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 35 Private Messages sellbuyer92

I think this rocks...it's clever...and geeky...


Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

w00tgurl


quality posts: 26 Private Messages w00tgurl

NO THANKS facehugger!

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LONG LIVE WOOT CLUE 2012! r.i.p. you are miseed

thumperchick


quality posts: 234 Private Messages thumperchick

snechla


quality posts: 1 Private Messages snechla

Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?

Oh, He had the Special.

spidergirl42


quality posts: 1 Private Messages spidergirl42

Fantastic!

Although, it makes me sad how many people in the "Free Hugs" movement are probably too young to get the reference. TT.TT

You! Yes, you reading this. If you haven't yet, go watch Alien. You will thank me later.

YES!

tsero4


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tsero4

I would buy this if the shirt was made in America. But alas...

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj

Really Woot gods? My commentary was too controversial and had to be deleted? I didn't think it was inappropriate.

Anyway, to be "tamer," Facehuggers aren't something I really want on my shirt... too many creepy vibes.

To each their own I suppose. Nice design and clever idea either way.

rockymike


quality posts: 16 Private Messages rockymike

Woot has been on a hugging spree these last few weeks, even using the same species.

Yeah, so there's that...

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Ah yes, that monster from the hit movie "Alien creatures". The dreaded chest huggers.

takahari4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages takahari4

Too giddy! Awesome reference! I named our first son after the "android" in this movie. That's how much I <3 it!

odysseyroc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages odysseyroc
takahari4 wrote:Too giddy! Awesome reference! I named out first son after the "android" in this movie. That's how much I <3 it!



You named your son Dot Matrix? Maybe I'm thinking of a different movie.





uzfresh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uzfresh

What part of procreate that fertilizer dont you understand.

plasticpopcorn4


quality posts: 5 Private Messages plasticpopcorn4

i want a chest burster shirt :D

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 548 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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novastarj wrote:Really Woot gods? My commentary was too controversial and had to be deleted? I didn't think it was inappropriate.

Anyway, to be "tamer," Facehuggers aren't something I really want on my shirt... too many creepy vibes.

To each their own I suppose. Nice design and clever idea either way.



Yes, your description invoked a word filter for an unnecessary word. PG-13 and all, you know.



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reluctantfire


quality posts: 0 Private Messages reluctantfire

Clever shirt idea!

novastarj wrote:I didn't think it was inappropriate.


I'll admit the post-filter "alien interspecies snuffleupagus" sounded pretty intriguing...

hak426


quality posts: 12 Private Messages hak426

If a face-hugger hugged me, my baby would pop out of an alien's chest. Yeah.

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj
ThunderThighs wrote:Yes, your description invoked a word filter for an unnecessary word. PG-13 and all, you know.



I suppose. It's not a swear word though, and appears regularly on network TV and newspapers. I didn't think it was really rated "PG-13."

I'll try to keep my posts G-rated now to err on the safe side. That Facehugger in the movie gives the poor astronaut a really long and uncomfortable looking hug!

panthiest


quality posts: 11 Private Messages panthiest

Oh man I have to buy this, even though it's a little disturbing to me that the first thing I thought when I saw it was "hm.. when you put it that way, do facehuggers count as an std?"

suragor


quality posts: 1 Private Messages suragor

insta-buy

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I don't know what that is. I don't want to know what that is.

If anyone's looking for me, I'll be in the corner, clutching my dogs and a can of bug spray, rocking back and forth, back and forth...

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

palomino0220


quality posts: 1 Private Messages palomino0220

Holy crap! I don't think I could wear this without being a little squeamish!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Im pretty sure I want to buy this and wear it to a preschool. Yes....yes.....goooood, gooooood.

kittymeeowmeeow


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kittymeeowmeeow

It's creepy, but I want it! Like seriously creepy. Heebie-Jeebie creepy. Skin crawling creepy. I feel icky just thinking about it creepy! But I'm still going to buy it ;)

Awesome shirt.

annewaterman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages annewaterman

Yup, pretty sure this shirt is a woman repeller...so if that's what you're going for...its perfect!

werdwerdus


quality posts: 13 Private Messages werdwerdus
starastarb wrote:Argh! I cannot in good conscience buy a shirt that will fit me poorly. This design is awesome. I am now ridiculously bummed about the switch to the Anvil shirts Please, oh please, have WXS for this (or supply me with a tailor to make it work).



Found the same design http://droidloot.deco-shirts.com/designs/design?d=273679708

maybe they have different brand of shirt blanks to fit you better?

burningphoenix


quality posts: 3 Private Messages burningphoenix

You don't care if I ever sleep again, do you, Woot? *shudder*

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj
werdwerdus wrote:Found the same design http://droidloot.deco-shirts.com/designs/design?d=273679708

maybe they have different brand of shirt blanks to fit you better?



FYI to people that's the Woot shirt artist's website. Though does that availability make them less "exclusive" and "original" like Woot says all their shirts are? I know other shirt sites are not allowed but not sure if there's precedent for the artist's site.

ProfHotpants


quality posts: 49 Private Messages ProfHotpants
novastarj wrote:FYI to people that's the Woot shirt artist's website. Though does that availability make them less "exclusive" and "original" like Woot says all their shirts are? I know other shirt sites are not allowed but not sure if there's precedent for the artist's site.



I believe the design is up on his site in error. I have contacted him to correct the situation.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester
werdwerdus wrote:Found the same design http://droidloot.deco-shirts.com/designs/design?d=273679708

maybe they have different brand of shirt blanks to fit you better?


EDITED:
I think that this would be great to wear for the Prometheus movie opening.

Or is that a bit of a spoiler?

Warpt


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Warpt

By the position of the facehugger on the shirt. That's more like motorboatin' than hugging.

elvestinkle


quality posts: 3 Private Messages elvestinkle

Getting one for my SO. Or this might be a bowling ball. Or maybe the fact that it could be for either of us speaks to how well-suited we are for one another. :-D

mjonatzke


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mjonatzke

I like this shirt but I didn't click "I want one". Not sure why

word.

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

As long as we get the rearview of the hug, that's all that matters to me. I really don't want to see the front.

Now if we could just get a shirt that says "Free Slug Hat".

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

The only hugs a wearer of this shirt should give are face hugs.