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Artichokey

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
valdar14
Last Wooter to Woot:
BorisBadenov
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
5850

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Let's call Spinach and go for a Dip!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

I was kind of hoping to see some Nevermore Swag today... Happy 4 years Nevermore!

auctionsaver


quality posts: 19 Private Messages auctionsaver

This one will last a week. I always try to evaluate these without reading because this is how 97% of people will see this shirt.

holothuria


quality posts: 4 Private Messages holothuria

I'm glad I'm not the only one for whom apelad calls to mind The Kinks.

Bad ideas free; brilliant ideas by derangement.

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth

Call me barbaric, but I prefer to eat their hearts.

Adelas


quality posts: 11 Private Messages Adelas

Yeah, unfortunately, you're probably right, auctionsaver. I love it though...

My money's on this one getting "most kid-friendly" for this week, and also a bunch of them ending up in the Random Kids' Shirt bundles.

Kudos to the artist for making me smile

djp519


quality posts: 12 Private Messages djp519

Is there a joke here? If there is... I don't get it.

rockymike


quality posts: 16 Private Messages rockymike

Hey, a yellow shirt! Now to see if my theory works out.

Probably not since it's yellow. Then again it is all AA so the negative and positive should balance out.

Also, nice design!

Yeah, so there's that...

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

There isn't some hidden, trashy meaning here is there? I wouldn't want to get accused of wearing something raunchy.

Or am I going too deep for a shirt with a veggie on it?

elfdreamer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages elfdreamer

I think I bought the shirt purely for the color. Hmmmm. Can woot please do another blank t-shirt sale?

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 14 Private Messages ElanorRigby

Cute shirt, but the write-up reminds me why I don't like to stay up and check the new shirt at midnight. Now I will dream about being strangled. Thank you, shirt.woot! peeps. Thank you.

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

putdowntheducky


quality posts: 9 Private Messages putdowntheducky
djp519 wrote:Is there a joke here? If there is... I don't get it.



"Okey-dokey Artichokey."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Okey%20Dokey%20Artichokey

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth

"Okey dokey artichokey"...nothing deep or hidden, just a cute graphical play on a saying.

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

Sort of off topic but I think everyone should know the love I have for Spinach and Artichoke Hummus!

chipgreen


quality posts: 207 Private Messages chipgreen

I believe it was Stymie who once said "You mighta choked Artie but you ain't gonna choke me!".

neovenator


quality posts: 9 Private Messages neovenator

LOVE artichokes
LOVE saying "okeydokey"
LOVE this shirt! :D

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

As the resident Alton Brown fan, I feel inclined to clue people in to a Good Eats episode devoted to artichokes

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I think I'll buy this shirt. Is that okay? Okey dokey, artichokey!

This shirt captures my favorite kinds of woots: those that make me smile each time that I see them. And if a shirt makes me smile every time that I catch sight of myself in a mirror - well, that's an accomplishment. Ape Lad, thanks for bringing a little bit of sunshine (and my first yellow shirt!) into my life.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

djp519


quality posts: 12 Private Messages djp519

Thanks for the answers and the urban dictionary link. Maybe I have heard that before... once... a long time ago... maybe... lol!

heidiruth


quality posts: 12 Private Messages heidiruth
bluejester wrote:As the resident Alton Brown fan, I feel inclined to clue people in to a Good Eats episode devoted to artichokes



LOVE LOVE LOVE Alton Brown. And this episode. Thank you for letting me relive it.

mightypixie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mightypixie

Oh My Fruitful Garden! I love, I mean L.O.V.E. artichokes, and I would so be all over this one... except I hate yellow. I mean, I-look-sick-like-I'm-going-to-barf-when-I-wear-yellow, hate yellow. Sad face.

ApeLad


quality posts: 44 Private Messages ApeLad

Thanks for the kind words!
I've never been able to actually eat an artichoke because they're so blasted adorable!

(And thanks for getting the Kinks in my head, which usually happens once or twice a week anyway.)

novastarj


quality posts: 31 Private Messages novastarj

Wait so according to the sizing it looks like these are on AA blanks? Not Anvil? ...I hope?

intensefancypink


quality posts: 1 Private Messages intensefancypink

Greatgooglymoogly! Another design that makes me giggle printed on an AA blank? Okey Dokey, I'm in for one!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
novastarj wrote:Wait so according to the sizing it looks like these are on AA blanks? Not Anvil? ...I hope?



It looks like it - all sizes!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

gdkeen51


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gdkeen51

I am a redhead, mighty pixie, and look paler than a ghost in yellow. BUT, if it got a smile outta me as fast as it did, I'm going to live with my Casper self and grin while I wear it.

I am in for two. Thanks Apelad!

bolligra


quality posts: 33 Private Messages bolligra
intensefancypink wrote:Greatgooglymoogly! Another design that makes me giggle printed on an AA blank? Okey Dokey, I'm in for one!



Ah, Frank Zappa reference, very good!


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

rikbitter


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rikbitter

This shirt makes me pine for my lost "Yay! Broccoli" shirt.woot. *sniff* Perhaps someday a miracle reprint will appear.

In for one.

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Actually, more salty than bitter.

5april2063


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 5april2063

My college's mascot is an artichoke.

No joke.

http://scottsdaleccnews.blogspot.com/p/artie.html



So does this mean I'm doomed to buy this shirt?

agiraffe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages agiraffe

Wow, that was terrifying. I can't buy that shirt now since all I see is the Artichoker. This is the first write up that made me doubt a woot writers sanity...though it probably shouldn't be.

loganfre


quality posts: 0 Private Messages loganfre

I like the yellow shirt, but this design is a little aromatic. Maybe my daughter will want one.

awl85


quality posts: 7 Private Messages awl85

Oh I like this game:

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Cute! And nice to see a lemon print


Silverpsycho


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Silverpsycho

Oh wow, this reminds me of my High School art teacher. She said it non-stop so she made a point of trying NOT to say it as much.

Definitely a cute shirt! :D

Trading: Guts & Reverse Tarzan (both are size WL)

lisonallie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lisonallie

I love their hearts as well. Mmmm. Make another shirt with a spoon and the heart haha. Such a cute shirt hehe.

debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

Now that I have seen a cute artichoke, I will never be able to eat artichoke hearts again.

darkazura


quality posts: 2 Private Messages darkazura

One classy good-humored shirt!

betagirl


quality posts: 6 Private Messages betagirl

Excited for the lemon color since I don't see many.

I'm going to brave this shirt with my red hair and hope I don't look too sickly.

Beta

ambergean22


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ambergean22
mightypixie wrote:Oh My Fruitful Garden! I love, I mean L.O.V.E. artichokes, and I would so be all over this one... except I hate yellow. I mean, I-look-sick-like-I'm-going-to-barf-when-I-wear-yellow, hate yellow. Sad face.



Agreed. This is not my favorite color but I would be all over it if it was different.