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I Got Your Tweet Right Here

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

Ah, the elusive poo-poo bird. He poo-poos everything you say.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 701 Private Messages CowboyDann

Part of me wants to get this, but the other part feels like I'd somehow be supporting tweeting while denouncing it. Anyone else feel this way?

Robtangle


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Robtangle

I'd say this is more of a hipster bird than an angry one.

kcls


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kcls

Ah! I love J3 Concepts! I have his images set as my phone and desktop backgrounds, and now I'll have a shirt to match!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Ah, now, this is a bird I can get behind.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Never thought I would see the words lorgnette or pince-nez on Woot.

My, aren't we getting hoity-toity.

wunami


quality posts: 9 Private Messages wunami

Look, it's a Honey Badger trapped in a bird's body.

zaydabarros


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zaydabarros

Twitter Bird, just as Honey Badger, doesn't care. Keep it in mind.

laggyg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages laggyg

This design would be *SO* much better if it had a...*ahem*...whitewash? running down the left side of the text. C'mon, think about it. =P

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Is there some hidden meaning behind the U of the eye? Also, the coloring makes it look like there are varying levels of blueish liquids, which is kind of cool. I gather it is meant to be pro Twitter, with its smug looking blue bird of not speaking to you?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

Now we just need an Angry Facebook mascot. Possible derby idea, Woot?

zaydabarros


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zaydabarros
wunami wrote:Look, it's a Honey Badger trapped in a bird's body.



Great minds think alike at the exact same minute.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Sometimes shirt.woot! encompasses pure truth perfectly in a design. This is one of those times.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 46 Private Messages curtisuxor

I'm new to Twitter, but haven't come across any "Status Updates". I have heard that Facebook has them, but I don't have one.

lichme


quality posts: 583 Private Messages lichme

I never did understand the twitter. Damn whipper snappers.


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calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

This looks drastically different from most of the Woot shirts that I'm accustomed to seeing. Me gusta...

zaydabarros


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zaydabarros

Why are some people saying this is against Twitter? It seems to me that it's against Facebook... And I'm all up for that.

haxrox


quality posts: 8 Private Messages haxrox

So shirt.woot's twitter account is ironic for the day.

cindihoward


quality posts: 42 Private Messages cindihoward

Tweet if you have a twitter account. I don't.

MissouriMomma

zaydabarros


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zaydabarros

Yo! People! It's on AAs! Come get 'em!

pinchecat


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pinchecat

this might be the first shirt.woot worthy of buying in the past year (at least)

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 168 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

neuropsychosocial is: O.M.G!!! SOOOO excited about 2day's woot.shirt! #cuteeee #woot

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

I was saddened by the lack of bird poop on the shirt.

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 5 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

This is tempting. Very very tempting. >.>

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lieutenantzechs


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lieutenantzechs

Jokes about not caring about people's status updates are really played out. You chose to follow them on twitter and friended them on facebook in the first place. And nobody cares how little you care about something. If you're actually annoyed at the quality of your friends' tweets then tell them personally and don't be an obnoxious snob about it; again, nobody cares how little you care about their tweets.

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor

Great shirt .. in for two

I live paycheck to paycheck thanks to woot.

knotknown


quality posts: 0 Private Messages knotknown

I'm just not feeling it

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 313 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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For those of you that do that Twitter thing, Betty White just joined the ranks! She's verified. Squeeeee!

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I do that twitter thing at times, but if I tweeted this out, would it be ironic, or ruin the spirit of the shirt?

ApeLad


quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad
lichme wrote:I never did understand the twitter. Damn whipper snappers.



Here's the only description you will ever need:
On twitter you type things into a box and other people can see what you've typed if they want to.
That's all it is.

fishermanswife


quality posts: 6 Private Messages fishermanswife

I don't care about your status updates because I don't tweet. Can someone explain all the @this and #that stuff? Or do I care?

chickypeas


quality posts: 5 Private Messages chickypeas

Can't tell if he's an Angry Bird or a Twitter Bird >_<

ojiikun


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ojiikun

Don't get it. If you don't care about someone, why do you follow them?

Also not a fan of the general hipster/elitist/luddite vibe.


Matingas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Matingas

^agreed.

if you don't care about them... uhh why be friends/follow them??

TheMadMule


quality posts: 5 Private Messages TheMadMule

Perfect way to look like a snob.

cbankla


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cbankla

Also not feeling it.

aleshamom4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aleshamom4

I just like that it is poking @ both Twitter & FB funny , does anyone remember the " I like you but not like like you" or something like that T that was out a couple of mo ago, that was a FB play, it had a thumbs up on it...? If you got it, then you would have a FB & a Twit shirt, just a thought....

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Because Twitter has turned into a chatroom, this shirt is so apropos.

In for one.

jeannieju


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeannieju

Man, I love the colors and the birdie. Too bad the message is a bit cynical... I'd love to have those colors. Please do many more shirts with those colors.