Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake
grahamcrackercoyote wrote:I really thought there would be a CAT-tastrophe with the Quothing Corvid pecking fur off the kittehs heads - looks like I shouldn't even make vague predictions.



By early accounts, the bird would've beaten them up.

grahamcrackercoyote wrote:I know you won't believe it, Adder, but RamyB is a reformed tee-shirt designer!



I ... wouldn't go that far yet. Improved, yes; he still hangs out at the "Factory of Recycled Pop Culture References" way too often IMHO.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
Narfcake wrote: ..."Factory of Recycled Pop Culture References" ...




Is that a hipster coffee shop?

My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

The cat-and-bird-and-cat-and-mouse-and-cat fight continues!

Legend: Current rank (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - (Additional sales) and total quantity as of this posting. Refer to the beginning of this reckoning for the baseline sales numbers. DSR are for informational purposes only and not 100% accurate.
1 (1) The Formula For Success - (+475) to 7949. Approx. 111.79 real time DSR; 111.31 Woot-based DSR
2 (3) Leonardo - (+370) to 5418. Approx. 74.38 real time DSR; 73.79 Woot-based DSR
3 (2) Hungry Hungry Games - (+157) to 5211. Approx. 43.08 real time DSR; 42.96 Woot-based DSR
4 (5) The Tyger - (+183) to 4471. Approx. 42.74 real time DSR; 42.55 Woot-based DSR
5 (4) Casual Friday - (+203) to 5265. Approx. 40.87 real time DSR; 40.75 Woot-based DSR
6 (6) Lucky Pig - (+133) to 3359. Approx. 32.07 real time DSR; 31.95 Woot-based DSR
7 (8) Artichokey - (+165) to 3168. Approx. 32.18 real time DSR; 32.05 Woot-based DSR
8 (7) Shhhhhhh - (+167) to 11546. Approx. 30.62 real time DSR; 30.54 Woot-based DSR
9 (11) The Binge - (+143) to 57387. Approx. 22.63 real time DSR; 22.57 Woot-based DSR
10 (9) Read - (+81) to 4744. Approx. 22.42 real time DSR; 22.36 Woot-based DSR
11 (14) Honey Badger Cares - (+121) to 2772. Approx. 21.4 real time DSR; 21.32 Woot-based DSR
12 (10) The Start of Spring - (+93) to 2930. Approx. 21.06 real time DSR; 21 Woot-based DSR
13 (12) 1971-Floppy Diskette - (+110) to 8525. Approx. 20.59 real time DSR; 20.54 Woot-based DSR
14 (16) Fire and Ice - (+83) to 2153. Approx. 19.51 real time DSR; 19.42 Woot-based DSR
15 (15) Nevermore - (+125) to 47746. Approx. 19.16 real time DSR; 19.11 Woot-based DSR
16 (13) Family Breakfast - (+84) to 14495. Approx. 18.94 real time DSR; 18.89 Woot-based DSR
17 (22) 8-Bits to Rule Them All - (+75) to 2238. Approx. 18.51 real time DSR; 18.4 Woot-based DSR
18 (18) They’re too Short - (+114) to 3014. Approx. 17.83 real time DSR; 17.79 Woot-based DSR
19 (19) Lucky at last - (+118) to 8781. Approx. 17.58 real time DSR; 17.54 Woot-based DSR
20 (17) ProCATStination - (+96) to 3657. Approx. 17.55 real time DSR; 17.5 Woot-based DSR
21 (24) Where’s The Cheese? - (+96) to 954. Approx. 18.18 real time DSR; 18 Woot-based DSR
22 (21) Air Quoth - (+72) to 1298. Approx. 17.54 real time DSR; 17.45 Woot-based DSR
23 (20) Curiosity - (+95) to 3709. Approx. 16.62 real time DSR; 16.57 Woot-based DSR
24 (23) Finishing Move - (+49) to 1174. Approx. 10.07 real time DSR; 10 Woot-based DSR
25 (26) Going Down With the Ship! - (+33) to 454. Approx. 6.77 real time DSR; 6.71 Woot-based DSR
26 (25) I Got Your Tweet Right Here - (+29) to 745. Approx. 6.39 real time DSR; 6.35 Woot-based DSR
27 (27) I Love Cats - (+31) to 653. Approx. 5.14 real time DSR; 5.11 Woot-based DSR
91 (91) Don’t Walk / Silly Walk - (+77) to 692. Approx. 11.98 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
92 (92) The Little Things - (+124) to 1738. Approx. 22.86 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
93 (93) Captain Green Beard - (+39) to 753. Approx. 8.81 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
94 (94) Happier Ending - (+40) to 861. Approx. 11.68 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
95 (95) Only Memories - (+167) to 2395. Approx. 68.87 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
96 (96) Save the Trees - (+73) to 1262. Approx. 51.23 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
97 (97) Naturestache - (+13) to 633. Approx. 30.59 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR

On another note, I won't be here again when the hammer hits (project meeting @ LAX), so if someone can grab those, we'll have numbers three weeks from now. THANKS!

goodlifegardens


quality posts: 1 Private Messages goodlifegardens

I guess I'm showing my age, but there are 12 of the top 20 that I wouldn't even consider. And only one of the bottom that I would consider.

citizencoyote


quality posts: 42 Private Messages citizencoyote

Lots of action at the line of safety, it's almost starting to feel like the holidays again (especially if you take into account the weird late snow the Northeast is getting right now).

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I got my copy of "Going Down With the ship" have to say it looks pretty good. Walmazan is still one of the best in my book.




If you haven't gotten this tee, today is your last chance.

collinvh


quality posts: 44 Private Messages collinvh

Only a few more minutes please help save the kitties!

WootBot


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Staff

Gather round and hear the names of the condemned! Their crimes, too many to list, include not selling enough shirts to merit sticking around another week. Here they sit, resigned to their punishment and ready for justice. Pay your respects at the Reckoning or just gawk and hurl trash at them until midnight tonight, when justice will be meted out! Today's your last chance for:

 

 

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
bluejester wrote:I got my copy of "Going Down With the ship" have to say it looks pretty good. Walmazan is still one of the best in my book.


http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n638/jesterofroanoke/Mobile%20Uploads/0423120953.jpg

If you haven't gotten this tee, today is your last chance.

Picked up a pair for the ladies of house 5. No chance of saving this one, however.

move along

grahamcrackercoyote


quality posts: 25 Private Messages grahamcrackercoyote

Do I buy extras of They're Too Short and proCatstinaTION OR do I buy a couple of the special spring shirts OR do I wait to see how much my lovely wife spent on the new Cal king-sized mattress??? The wrong decision could lead to much grief!

byronicman2


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Curse you, Nevermore!

capsfanbryce


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grahamcrackercoyote wrote:THIS is an entry in the current derby and the person who submitted it is really, really sucking the intelligence out of our corner of the universe OR they're trying to be way too META for their own good! Plus, as someone has pointed out in the thread for the shirt, the shirt has 12 votes in a derby in which THIS COULD NOT COMPETE! Who is raising our Woot.Children so badly that someone has submitted this and others have voted for it?



To be fair, Woot voters eat that stuff up, as they've shown on more than one reckoning. Semi-cute ninja turtles references are the soylent green of this community.

If voters would actually vote for more thought provoking and artistic entries then things like this would be a moot point.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 168 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
capsfanbryce wrote:To be fair, Woot voters eat that stuff up, as they've shown on more than one reckoning. Semi-cute ninja turtles references are the soylent green of this community.

If voters would actually vote for more thought provoking and artistic entries then things like this would be a moot point.



I think you missed grahamcracker's main point: the image posted by jaredvogler in the Derby was stolen directly from Ramy's website. That's not okay anywhere, but - as a community - we have a responsible to make it clear that we don't reward either intellectual property theft or that level of childishness; attention and votes are a powerful form of positive reinforcement/reward.

Umm... did anyone get the closing numbers for Narf? *glances at clock*

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

rockymike


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neuropsychosocial wrote:

Umm... did anyone get the closing numbers for Narf? *glances at clock*



Oh Crap!

I was in a meeting at the close. Didn't realize they weren't here until you mentioned it. And I was wondering what caused the dinosaurs to drop, too.

I'm sad now.

Yeah, so there's that...

escapecar


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[quote postid="4962745"

Umm... did anyone get the closing numbers for Narf? *glances at clock*[/quote]

I'm usually able to, but I was away from the net all day.

I hope someone did, or else we'll have to make a guesstimate based on what we do know.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake
escapecar wrote:I'm usually able to, but I was away from the net all day.

I hope someone did, or else we'll have to make a guesstimate based on what we do know.



I tried the guesstimates in the past ... it didn't work so well. No worries, folks - we'll just be in the dark on DSR numbers for that week, that's all. Just like the olden days! Except for the shirts ... the days of Woot shirts that still say "made in the USA" on the tags are numbered.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 168 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
bluejester wrote:I got my copy of "Going Down With the ship" have to say it looks pretty good. Walmazan is still one of the best in my book.



I'm still on the fence about the poor cricket (I've decided that he's merely sailing around a little pond, not about to die on the Titanic: voila, less creepy! and he is cute!). Has anyone received a Cricket on a woman's blank? Where does the print fall relative to, um, well - I'm concerned about where the ice cubes will land when I put the shirt on.

BTW, if anyone is on the fence about ProCATStination: I adore it! It seems particularly soft and stretchy: definitely one of my new favorites (even if it does have evil CATS on it). First time in a long time that I ordered a back-up shirt!

(Colin, I adore Curiosity and it's at the top of the list of shirts that I regret that I won't own. I really wish that it had printed on AA in women's! I thought about a MS, but I tried one on once and it was way too big, unfortunately.)

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

With less than 20 minutes to go, will there be any shirts that Narf might Make a bid to be 'Wooter to Blame for Sellout?

TheGolux


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Narfcake wrote:I tried the guesstimates in the past ... it didn't work so well. No worries, folks - we'll just be in the dark on DSR numbers for that week, that's all. Just like the olden days! Except for the shirts ... the days of Woot shirts that still say "made in the USA" on the tags are numbered.



I got the numbers around 10:30 PDT, aka "our time." Should I post them just send them to you? Would other number geeks (is that what we are calling ourselves?) want to see them? How about a side-by-side with the NarfNumbers?

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 168 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

It's 11:55PM, "Spelling Bee" is still today's shirt, but "Going Down with the Ship" is already Reckoned? Not cool, woot, not cool!

ETA: I've been able to flip open today's shirt - still "Spelling Bee" - and look at the "current" Reckoning page, both opened since I posted at 11:57PM, and the shirts from 245 are still up - but when I click on a shirt, "I want one" is replaced by "Reckoned." If the servers are going to run early, at least have them all run consistently early!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake
TheGolux wrote:I got the numbers around 10:30 PDT, aka "our time." Should I post them just send them to you? Would other number geeks (is that what we are calling ourselves?) want to see them? How about a side-by-side with the NarfNumbers?



Posting would be good, as a few others run their own numbers too.

Thank you for grabbing them, and also for the debut day numbers every night. Without them, my numbers would not be as complete as they are.


bluejester wrote:With less than 20 minutes to go, will there be any shirts that Narf might Make a bid to be 'Wooter to Blame for Sellout?


OH YOU SUCK! :P

With that said, that was the very last time I would've been first sucker + last wooter. I did that stunt 6 times already ... which I think is 6 times more than anyone else has in the past 4+ years.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
Narfcake wrote:OH YOU SUCK! :P

With that said, that was the very last time I would've been first sucker + last wooter. I did that stunt 6 times already ... which I think is 6 times more than anyone else has in the past 4+ years.



Man, I've been trying for last sucker on certain prints for a while now it seems. Every time I pick one out, I checked, and sure enough it was on AA blanks, and you were the first sucker. Sorry to deny you at the end here, but it almost seems fitting that the last time that you are likely to go for the first and last trophy, that I would finally, finally take the win.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake
bluejester wrote:... but it almost seems fitting that the last time that you are likely to go for the first and last trophy, that I would finally, finally take the win.


That is true.

But seriously, no hard feelings. This has always been done out of sheer silliness, and I've definitely had my share of first suckers and last wooters in the past year anyways.

Nothing wrong with being second to last, right?
Yeah, but it has a cat on it.
But it's Robbie Lee design ... and that's always good.
Yeah ... but cats.
And ...
Wait! - you bought Fishbiscuit's kitties too, didn't you?
Ummm ...
ARRRRRRGHHH!

TheGolux


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Copy of the early NarfNumbers with my Half-hour-after-the-reckoning-when-I-noticed-there-were-no-substitution-NarfNumbers after the Woot-based DSR

1 (1) The Formula For Success - (+475) to 7949. Approx. 111.79 real time DSR; 111.31 Woot-based DSR 7960
2 (3) Leonardo - (+370) to 5418. Approx. 74.38 real time DSR; 73.79 Woot-based DSR 5432
3 (2) Hungry Hungry Games - (+157) to 5211. Approx. 43.08 real time DSR; 42.96 Woot-based DSR 5211
4 (5) The Tyger - (+183) to 4471. Approx. 42.74 real time DSR; 42.55 Woot-based DSR 4476
5 (4) Casual Friday - (+203) to 5265. Approx. 40.87 real time DSR; 40.75 Woot-based DSR 5270
6 (6) Lucky Pig - (+133) to 3359. Approx. 32.07 real time DSR; 31.95 Woot-based DSR 3364
7 (8) Artichokey - (+165) to 3168. Approx. 32.18 real time DSR; 32.05 Woot-based DSR 3172
8 (7) Shhhhhhh - (+167) to 11546. Approx. 30.62 real time DSR; 30.54 Woot-based DSR 11548
9 (11) The Binge - (+143) to 57387. Approx. 22.63 real time DSR; 22.57 Woot-based DSR 57389
10 (9) Read - (+81) to 4744. Approx. 22.42 real time DSR; 22.36 Woot-based DSR 4745
11 (14) Honey Badger Cares - (+121) to 2772. Approx. 21.4 real time DSR; 21.32 Woot-based DSR 2773
12 (10) The Start of Spring - (+93) to 2930. Approx. 21.06 real time DSR; 21 Woot-based DSR 2933
13 (12) 1971-Floppy Diskette - (+110) to 8525. Approx. 20.59 real time DSR; 20.54 Woot-based DSR 8527
14 (16) Fire and Ice - (+83) to 2153. Approx. 19.51 real time DSR; 19.42 Woot-based DSR 2153
15 (15) Nevermore - (+125) to 47746. Approx. 19.16 real time DSR; 19.11 Woot-based DSR 47746
16 (13) Family Breakfast - (+84) to 14495. Approx. 18.94 real time DSR; 18.89 Woot-based DSR 14498
17 (22) 8-Bits to Rule Them All - (+75) to 2238. Approx. 18.51 real time DSR; 18.4 Woot-based DSR 2239
18 (18) They’re too Short - (+114) to 3014. Approx. 17.83 real time DSR; 17.79 Woot-based DSR 3017
19 (19) Lucky at last - (+118) to 8781. Approx. 17.58 real time DSR; 17.54 Woot-based DSR 8791
20 (17) ProCATStination - (+96) to 3657. Approx. 17.55 real time DSR; 17.5 Woot-based DSR 3660
21 (24) Where’s The Cheese? - (+96) to 954. Approx. 18.18 real time DSR; 18 Woot-based DSR 957
22 (21) Air Quoth - (+72) to 1298. Approx. 17.54 real time DSR; 17.45 Woot-based DSR 1304
23 (20) Curiosity - (+95) to 3709. Approx. 16.62 real time DSR; 16.57 Woot-based DSR 3720
24 (23) Finishing Move - (+49) to 1174. Approx. 10.07 real time DSR; 10 Woot-based DSR 1174
25 (26) Going Down With the Ship! - (+33) to 454. Approx. 6.77 real time DSR; 6.71 Woot-based DSR 456
26 (25) I Got Your Tweet Right Here - (+29) to 745. Approx. 6.39 real time DSR; 6.35 Woot-based DSR 745
27 (27) I Love Cats - (+31) to 653. Approx. 5.14 real time DSR; 5.11 Woot-based DSR 654
91 (91) Don’t Walk / Silly Walk - (+77) to 692. Approx. 11.98 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR 692
92 (92) The Little Things - (+124) to 1738. Approx. 22.86 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR 1738
93 (93) Captain Green Beard - (+39) to 753. Approx. 8.81 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR 753
94 (94) Happier Ending - (+40) to 861. Approx. 11.68 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR 861
95 (95) Only Memories - (+167) to 2395. Approx. 68.87 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR 2401
96 (96) Save the Trees - (+73) to 1262. Approx. 51.23 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR 1263
97 (97) Naturestache - (+13) to 633. Approx. 30.59 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR 640

Nine of the thirty-four shirts had no sales in this 2 1/2 hour period.

I tried to be last on Going Down With the Ship! but I kept getting an error message from "11:55" on. I guess a bot wanted Narfcake to be the Last Wooter. Did you buy a WXL for me?

Narfcake


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TheGolux wrote:Copy of the early NarfNumbers with my Half-hour-after-the-reckoning-when-I-noticed-there-were-no-substitution-NarfNumbers after the Woot-based DSR



Thanks again! These are the numbers as of 12:20 ago ...

Legend: Current rank (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - (Additional sales) and total quantity as of this posting . Refer to the beginning of this reckoning for the baseline sales numbers.
1 (1) The Formula For Success - (+486) to 7960
2 (3) Leonardo - (+384) to 5432
3 (2) Hungry Hungry Games - (+157) to 5211
4 (5) The Tyger - (+188) to 4476
5 (4) Casual Friday - (+208) to 5270
6 (6) Lucky Pig - (+138) to 3364
7 (8) Artichokey - (+169) to 3172
8 (7) Shhhhhhh - (+169) to 11548
9 (11) The Binge - (+145) to 57389
10 (9) Read - (+82) to 4745
11 (14) Honey Badger Cares - (+122) to 2773
12 (10) The Start of Spring - (+96) to 2933
13 (12) 1971-Floppy Diskette - (+112) to 8527
14 (16) Fire and Ice - (+83) to 2153
15 (15) Nevermore - (+125) to 47746
16 (13) Family Breakfast - (+87) to 14498
17 (22) 8-Bits to Rule Them All - (+76) to 2239
21 (18) They’re too Short - (+117) to 3017
18 (19) Lucky at last - (+128) to 8791
22 (17) ProCATStination - (+99) to 3660
20 (24) Where’s The Cheese? - (+99) to 957
19 (21) Air Quoth - (+78) to 1304
23 (20) Curiosity - (+106) to 3720
24 (23) Finishing Move - (+49) to 1174
25 (26) Going Down With the Ship! - (+35) to 456
26 (25) I Got Your Tweet Right Here - (+29) to 745
27 (27) I Love Cats - (+32) to 654
91 (91) Don’t Walk / Silly Walk - (+77) to 692
92 (92) The Little Things - (+124) to 1738
93 (93) Captain Green Beard - (+39) to 753
94 (94) Happier Ending - (+40) to 861
95 (95) Only Memories - (+173) to 2401
96 (96) Save the Trees - (+74) to 1263
97 (97) Naturestache - (+20) to 640


I tried to be last on Going Down With the Ship! but I kept getting an error message from "11:55" on. I guess a bot wanted Narfcake to be the Last Wooter. Did you buy a WXL for me?


The orders must complete by 11:55, which is when the ax falls. Much like #658 of I Love Cats, I bought a ML - sorry.

bluejester


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Narfcake wrote:The orders must complete by 11:55, which is when the ax falls. Much like #658 of I Love Cats, I bought a ML - sorry.



TheGolux wrote:

I tried to be last on Going Down With the Ship! but I kept getting an error message from "11:55" on. I guess a bot wanted Narfcake to be the Last Wooter. Did you buy a WXL for me?





As soon as my clock hit 11:54, I had to start the order, and even then I took a chance and counted to ten before placing the order.

To "play the game" means cutting it close. Really close. But it's interesting when you know that some where, out there in the country that the merest click of a mouse can spell victory or defeat.

neuropsychosocial


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TheGolux wrote:
I tried to be last on Going Down With the Ship! but I kept getting an error message from "11:55" on. I guess a bot wanted Narfcake to be the Last Wooter. Did you buy a WXL for me?



No, no, I'm sure it was a WS!

Narfcake wrote:Much like #658 of I Love Cats, I bought a ML - sorry.



Aw, shucks!

I wasn't even trying to be last wooter: I thought I was getting in before 11:55, but I honestly think they closed a bit early tonight - and when I saw the wootoff come up, I developed a suspicion why.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)