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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

ha! I love it!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Oh, BootsBoots, this is awesome. Thanks for the reminder!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor

Those are fat unicorns.

I live paycheck to paycheck thanks to woot.

JenDupre


quality posts: 19 Private Messages JenDupre

Definitely gives me the warm fuzzies, I know what Woot shirt I'm busting out for tomorrow!!

Congrats Boots!

dawnmt


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dawnmt

Not quite cute enough...if that's what you want to be.

bluejester


quality posts: 566 Private Messages bluejester

I like the way the rhino appears to be not just happily acting like a unicorn, but actually looks like it's strutting in an almost defiant way. It's got that whole, "Go ahead, just tell me I'm not a unicorn," type of swagger.

Nicely done Boots.

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

I'd be all over this - or perhaps more accurately, it would be all over me - if it were on AA. More than the 'cute', the message behind the design hits close to home. Lovely work, BootsBoots.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Everyone knows rhinos are just morbidly obese unicorns.

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

My girlfriend will be super excited about this!

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Man, it seems like a lot of animals in the Woot! world have identity crises.

lonelypond


quality posts: 434 Private Messages lonelypond
bluejester wrote:It's got that whole, "Go ahead, just tell me I'm not a unicorn," type of swagger.

Nicely done Boots.



Swagger is exactly the word -- sort of a lovely + aggressive dash. Leprechauns look so different in the Boots world; we need more of that.

Narfcake


quality posts: 288 Private Messages Narfcake

There's a nice underlying message in this ... to be proud of who you are, even if you're different.

Not that I expect the rhino to fly like a unicorn.

spokenapplause


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spokenapplause

The art looks incomplete. The flying one (unipeg? pegacorn?) only has two hooves...

mattryan


quality posts: 42 Private Messages mattryan

The rainbow is just messing with my head. ROYGBIV ROYGBIV ROYGBIV, it is not ROG...

Although I do identify with the Rhino.

bekabook91


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bekabook91

The flying one can't be a unicorn- unicorns can't fly! But pegusi and alicorns certainly can.

Or at least they could if they were less, you know, mythical.

bluejester


quality posts: 566 Private Messages bluejester
Narfcake wrote:...
Not that I expect the rhino to fly like a unicorn.



Au contraire mon ami! WIth a bit of know-how (and a good amount of wood and ropes) anything is possible!




...at least for a short, flight.

Linktoreality


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Linktoreality

No one has pointed out the obvious? All right, I'll do it...

My Little Pony, anyone?

dreamgoddess268


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dreamgoddess268

It's adorable. Wish it were in pink though!


My Satchel of Poops:


2nd Day of Crapmas - 12/04/13

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

That's an awesome deal, trading one hoof for wings. Last time man traded something like that we got saddled with women for a spare rib...

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

oddlyjen


quality posts: 25 Private Messages oddlyjen
dreamgoddess268 wrote:It's adorable. Wish it were in pink though!



That would be AWESOME.

crex1111


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crex1111

Nice concept. Not to crazy about the design and colors though.

djkid1974


quality posts: 4 Private Messages djkid1974

Of course it can! It's "Be What YOU Want". It doesn't have to conform to our definition of what a unicorn can do! If it wants to fly, then fly it shall! :-)

"The art looks incomplete. The flying one (unipeg? pegacorn?) only has two hooves...

The one on the bottom right is also missing it's front left hoof, but who's counting! Perhaps they got into a bad accident or just didn't want those hooves? Anyways, they're happy just the way they are!

safyrejet


quality posts: 122 Private Messages safyrejet

As to the "missing" front hooves, I'm seeing that more as the ponies' leg is bent so we're seeing their elbow, not the hoof part of the leg. The hoof is hidden behind the other leg. The "missing" rear hoof on the flying one, well I chalk it up to artistic style, details are diminished often on farther objects which are obscured in shadows. This shadowy leg just happens to be white? Whatever. I'm more curious about the white cap on the lead unicorn's tail. Is it a two tone tail?

All that said, I'm totally buying once I can remember which size it was I wear in the Anvil shirts. I love that rhino and I've been seriously lacking in strutting rhino shirts.

lonelypond


quality posts: 434 Private Messages lonelypond

Due to NOT SLEEPING, I have decided this is actually about the one with the wings, who isn't afraid to leave the ground (much like djkid1974). Next question, is it a Mother's Day present?

swatibee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages swatibee

best strut ever! lovely unicorn in a rhino's body BootsBoots :-)

msnetters


quality posts: 2 Private Messages msnetters

This makes my head explode with happiness! I love this shirt even with all the quirks mentioned in previous comments. Isn't that the point anyway?

msnetters


quality posts: 2 Private Messages msnetters
Linktoreality wrote:No one has pointed out the obvious? All right, I'll do it...

My Little Pony, anyone?



Why is it that every time someone submits a shirt with a horse/Pegasus/unicorn on it, someone else says it reminds them of My Little Pony? ;)

kevlar51


quality posts: 46 Private Messages kevlar51

Congrats Boots! Nice Work!!!

raccoonbacon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages raccoonbacon

Very fun design but i just can't stop seeing the green hair on the unicorns... It reminds me so much of Oompa Loompas...

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

And if it's there

Don't let it get you down,

You can take it.

And if it hurts

Don't let them see you cry,

You can make it.



Hold your head up, oh

Hold your head up, oh

Hold your head up, oh

Hold your head high.

walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Boots, this is perfect!

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Is the rhino following the unicorns to Candy Mountain?

VenusAD


quality posts: 8 Private Messages VenusAD

This is perfect. Instant buy!

mmegan33


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mmegan33

Awh man! Why is this on a green shirt!? Blue would have been better!! I do love this shirt concept.... But why all the gereen!?

But I'm not ordering shirts here anymore because they're super thin now.... What happened to the lovely thick, soft shirts woot!? My okie dokie artichokey shirt Is so thin it's see thru!!

loridi


quality posts: 5 Private Messages loridi
Linktoreality wrote:No one has pointed out the obvious? All right, I'll do it...

My Little Pony, anyone?



Um... No. They are unicorns, not ponies and My Little Pony would never be that chubby (not that chuby unicorns are a bad thing, actually they are quite adorable). Not all cute horse shaped things are My Litle Ponies, cute horse shaped things existed well be before. I actually remember a world before My Little Pony (old, so old).

Well done, SensibleFlatsSensibleFlats (it really is awkward, isn't it?).

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I think Denethor said it best, "Go now and be horny in what way seems best to you."

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737
mmegan33 wrote:Awh man! Why is this on a green shirt!? Blue would have been better!! I do love this shirt concept.... But why all the gereen!?

But I'm not ordering shirts here anymore because they're super thin now.... What happened to the lovely thick, soft shirts woot!? My okie dokie artichokey shirt Is so thin it's see thru!!



American Apparel is just trying to make the world a sexier place is all.

newnie


quality posts: 2 Private Messages newnie
mmegan33 wrote:Awh man! Why is this on a green shirt!? Blue would have been better!! I do love this shirt concept.... But why all the gereen!?

But I'm not ordering shirts here anymore because they're super thin now.... What happened to the lovely thick, soft shirts woot!? My okie dokie artichokey shirt Is so thin it's see thru!!



I've always thought that the yellow shirts have been pretty see-through, but I don't have any knowledge on the Anvil yellows so it there may be a difference.

BootsBoots


quality posts: 37 Private Messages BootsBoots

Thanks, everyone!

I particularly love the write up. Ima hold my horn up high!

Note: This design is best enjoyed while listening to this song. In my head, I was hearing the rhino strut to it as I was drawing him.